Smart-alec Answers

[FungiUg]

Not even if I kept wiping it on the carpet? Wouldn't you eventually 'yell'?

No, I think I'd just end up spanking you silly. Er, sillier?

 

[graceanne]

No, I think I'd just end up spanking you silly. Er, sillier?

So, lemme get this straight. Wiping stuff on the floor gets me spanked. And this is supposed to deter me . . . how?

Sillyer, sillier . . .whatever. I'm pooped.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I'm pooped.

So you're on the carpet?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Control what you eat....

Okay

just a scoop of creamed potatoes...

and a slice of butter.

four peas...

and as much ice cream as you like to eat.


Link

Waiting for the more domly styling salacious & sadistic versions to start.

This one has real bite potential.

 

[FungiUg]

Control what you eat....
Bizarre mental images of sheep-herding peas, or training steak...

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I knew I wasn't getting the exact details of that quote right...

: laughs : I was about to ammend/delete my post .

I had only read the Thread title in talk not the content until a few minutes ago Miss Cutie.

Duplicity makes me feel uncomfortable .

Control what you eat....
Bizarre mental images of sheep-herding peas, or training steak...

My mind must be imminently more corrupt than yours Mr Fung.

I am sweating on a more nefarious version and I refuse to be the one to contribute it.

 

[FungiUg]

Doms shirts and the subs that love them.

Mental image of a Dom shirt vending machine, similar to the schoolgirl panties vending machines they have in Japan. Could be big business!

 

[FungiUg]

labial spreading

Ingredients: generous slabs of bread, one knife, one jar of labial spread.
Instructions: open jar, insert knife, spread contents on bread. Enjoy!

 

[midwestyankee]

Dates with your Dom(me)

I would think, given the saltiness and all, that a sweeter fruit might be more appropriate. Perhaps a mango.

And definitely, pair me with a crisp pinot grigio.

 

[coy_one]

You won't believe what I did.

Oh, yes I would.

 

[TheBlackDahlia]

What's wrong with you?

Nothing, what's wrong with you?

 

[graceanne]

say hello to arizona

But . . . there is no Arizona.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I am your Dom "BUTT"

I call this piece "Intuition"

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/Intuition.jpg

 

[DVS]

I call this piece "Intuition"

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/Intuition.jpg

I call it "hooked on crack"

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I call it "hooked on crack"

: chuckles : Not bad DVS , not bad at all.

I was aiming more for an intuition that a dominant styling person might suggest you can my butt ........

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Generally speaking of course. In the post above I did not mean to imply that ...

you = DVS

me = Rebecca

Phew, close call dat http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/22.gif

 

[graceanne]

Generally speaking of course. In the post above I did not mean to imply that ...

you = DVS

me = Rebecca

Phew, close call dat http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/22.gif

Yeah, you were awefully close to letting DVS really close to your ass.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Yeah, you were awefully close to letting DVS really close to your ass.

I so respect & admire DVS but I have this sudden urge to curl up in a ball and rock quietly. What's that all about ?

 

[graceanne]

I so respect & admire DVS but I have this sudden urge to curl up in a ball and rock quietly. What's that all about ?

Gee, could it be cause you almost gave him persmission to get BY your ass?

 

[DVS]

I so respect & admire DVS but I have this sudden urge to curl up in a ball and rock quietly. What's that all about ?

Curling up into a ball is no problem...your ass is exposed quite nicely when in that position.

In fact, while in that position, your ass cheeks are probably also slightly spread open, too, while on your side, of course. Can you say...invitation?

 

[graceanne]

Curling up into a ball is no problem...your ass is exposed quite nicely when in that position.

In fact, while in that position, your ass cheeks are probably also slightly spread open, too. Can you say...invitation?

I'm so glad I'm not rebecca right now.

 

[HB1965]

Curling up into a ball is no problem...your ass is exposed quite nicely when in that position.

In fact, while in that position, your ass cheeks are probably also slightly spread open, too, while on your side, of course. Can you say...invitation?

Where were you when I needed a birthday spanking either?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Grace get back in the Peanut Gallery !!!

Curling up into a ball is no problem...your ass is exposed quite nicely when in that position.

In fact, while in that position, your ass cheeks are probably also slightly spread open, too, while on your side, of course. Can you say...invitation?

: speechless :

: feeling beginning of panic attack :

: reaches for paper bag :

: superglues back to wall :

Ohhh thank you DVS, how kind of you to consider me so.

Considering the caliber of your dominance I personally feel only a exquisite engraved invitation would be suitable homage .Due to cruel fate, I am not able currently able to offer one that would compliment one of your immanence nay demeanor so. I am seeing raised lettering and a elaborate calligraphy style font, perhaps a wax seal . Hand made paper, Japanese, perhaps a fleck of raw silk through it: ponders :

So it's with heartbreaking regret at this time, that I respectfully suggest I am not worthy of the aegis of deviant styling intentions .

Please forgive me

 

[midwestyankee]

: speechless :

: feeling beginning of panic attack :

: reaches for paper bag :

: superglues back to wall :

Ohhh thank you DVS, how kind of you to consider me so.

Considering the caliber of your dominance I personally feel only a exquisite engraved invitation would be suitable homage .Due to cruel fate, I am not able currently able to offer one that would compliment one of your immanence nay demeanor so. I am seeing raised lettering and a elaborate calligraphy style font, perhaps a wax seal . Hand made paper, Japanese, perhaps a fleck of raw silk through it: ponders :

So it's with heartbreaking regret at this time, that I respectfully suggest I am not worthy of the aegis of deviant styling intentions .

Please forgive me

Bravo!