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Why Do You Whip?

cause I can't bend over enough to get my own mouth down there..... :eek:
 
Am I a sub?

A. It's hard to say without a current photograph. You might be an aircraft carrier in disguise.

B. Let' see, you have a round bun filled with just meat. Nope. Subs are elongated and include veggies and cheese too.

C. No. The regular teacher is here so you must be a clueless student.

D. All of the above.
 
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You're soooooooo funny ........

Shankara20 said:
Oh Fu, I had to do a double take on which finger was being extended for appraisal.

At first, I was suspecting a 'come hither type thang'. I am now going with an indicator somewhere along the lines of answering where doms really emanate from. Wonder if I could do that with a straight face.

Heaven... I'm in heaven,
And the gags in place so that I can hardly speak.
And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
When we're out together dancing .......
 
midwestyankee said:
A. It's hard to say without a current photograph. You might be an aircraft carrier in disguise.

B. Let' see, you have a round bun filled with just meat. Nope. Subs are elongated and include veggies and cheese too.

C. No. The regular teacher is here so you must be a clueless student.

D. All of the above.

hee hee
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Heaven... I'm in heaven,
And the gags in place so I can hardly speak.
And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
When we're together and he spanks my cheeks!
Slight modification. :D
 
RE: Am I a sub?

midwestyankee said:
A. It's hard to say without a current photograph. You might be an aircraft carrier in disguise.

B. Let' see, you have a round bun filled with just meat. Nope. Subs are elongated and include veggies and cheese too.

C. No. The regular teacher is here so you must be a clueless student.

D. All of the above.

Well, let's see... a stand-in for someone who has real questions? Yep, that would make her a sub (as in substitute) in my books.
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
Slight modification. :D
: chuckles : Everyone's a critic, actually, well done Sir Winston.

Most of the songs of the era are immanently pervertable.

So incredibly well written. Hmmmn now I want to corrupt some Cole Porter, I suspect he would approve........
 
Pick Your Label(s)

Beats picking your nose, I suppose.

Hey, that rhymed!

You can pick your friends,
and you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friend's nose.
 
I think Cole Poter is not only dead, but in the public domain, so he wouldn't have to approve.

@}-}rebecca---- said:
: chuckles : Everyone's a critic, actually, well done Sir Winston.

Most of the songs of the era are immanently pervertable.

So incredibly well written. Hmmmn now I want to corrupt some Cole Porter, I suspect he would approve........
 
Could someone point me in the direction of a fetish check list?

Over there! Yep, you got it. No, wait. Left a bit. A bit more. Yep. Now down a bit. Bit more. Bit more. Okay, you're there.
 
Mood Frequencies

AKA she's PMSing again, but I don't really want to say that because all the women in this forum will beat the snot out of me.
 
Tasty?

Yes, otherwise why would I bother eating it?


or


Kin u learrrn to spel or typ reel sun, plz?
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Oh Fu, I had to do a double take on which finger was being extended for appraisal.

At first, I was suspecting a 'come hither type thang'. I am now going with an indicator somewhere along the lines of answering where doms really emanate from. Wonder if I could do that with a straight face.

Heaven... I'm in heaven,
And the gags in place so that I can hardly speak.
And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
When we're out together dancing .......
I try to keep people happy.
 
DVS said:
I try to keep people happy.

: chuckles : Oh my ......... DVS ......... thank you :kiss:

I am printing and laminating copies of that today and will hence forth call them my personal flash cards.

Perfect execution and Superb !!!
 
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