Smart-alec Answers

[Shankara20]

What's for Dinner..............

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[snowy ciara]

How do you like your Barbie, Daddi-O? You want fries with that?

 

[Shankara20]

How do you like your Barbie, Daddi-O? You want fries with that?

make that Stir-fried....

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[snowy ciara]

borrowing Rebecca's accent for a moment

G'day Mate, toss another Barbie on the barbie?

Yeah, I know Australians don't really say that, but I couldn't resist.

returns accent, with cookies

 

[Shankara20]

borrowing Rebecca's accent for a moment

G'day Mate, toss another Barbie on the barbie?

Yeah, I know Australians don't really say that, but I couldn't resist.

returns accent, with cookies

don't have a barbie for the Barbie, how 'bout roasted Barbie?

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[snowy ciara]

Lemme get my BBQ sauce.

 

[Shankara20]

Lemme get my BBQ sauce.

hurry, they are getting cold here on the table....

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[snowy ciara]

ooh! Dim sum!

 

[DVS]

Lemme get my BBQ sauce.

You intended to say Barbie Q sauce, right?

 

[snowy ciara]

Yup, want some? I'll share.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yup, want some? I'll share.

Oi, you.

 

[snowy ciara]

Oi me. grins all cheeky like and stuff

 

[A Desert Rose]

How would you start a new woman

Slip a quarter in the slot.

 

[Shankara20]

How would you start a new woman

Slip a quarter in the slot.

hee hee

 

[Shankara20]

Love Is.....

just a four letter word....



Seems like only yesterday
I left my mind behind
Down in the Gypsy Cafe
With a friend of a friend of mine
She sat with a baby heavy on her knee
Yet spoke of life most free from slavery
With eyes that showed no trace of misery
A phrase in connection first with she I heard
That love is just a four-letter word

Outside a rambling store-front window
Cats meowed to the break of day
Me, I kept my mouth shut, too
To you I had no words to say
My experience was limited and underfed
You were talking while I hid
To the one who was the father of your kid
You probably didn't think I did, but I heard
You say that love is just a four-letter word

I said goodbye unnoticed
Pushed towards things in my own games
Drifting in and out of lifetimes
Unmentionable by name
Searching for my double, looking for
Complete evaporation to the core
Though I tried and failed at finding any door
I must have thought that there was nothing more
Absurd than that love is just a four-letter word

Though I never knew just what you meant
When you were speaking to your man
I can only think in terms of me
And now I understand
After waking enough times to think I see
The Holy Kiss that's supposed to last eternity
Blow up in smoke, its destiny
Falls on strangers, travels free
Yes, I know now, traps are only set by me
And I do not really need to be
Assured that love is just a four-letter word

Strange it is to be beside you, many years the tables turned
You'd probably not believe me if told you all I've learned
And it is very very weird, indeed
To hear words like "forever" plead
so ships run through my mind I cannot cheat
it's like looking in a teacher's face complete
I can say nothing to you but repeat what I heard
That love is just a four-letter word

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Female Assassin

Thought we had diverse news on the MIA one.

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[snowy ciara]

How Does a Whip Feel?

Really you should ask the whip in a nice, non-threatening manner. It would be rude to ask me to speak for the whip.

 

[Shankara20]

Female Assassin

Thought we had diverse news on the MIA one.

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I just got it!!


HA HA HA!!!!!!

 

[Shankara20]

Shameless Plug

A new brand! What sizes do the offer?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Favourite method of restraining?

Generally just call down to the local Courthouse with my verified Complaint/Motion and Incident Checklist

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I just got it!!


HA HA HA!!!!!!

Shush you and took your time you troublemaker .......

 

[bronntanas]

Belonging to a real secret society...

Psst! It's not quite a secret if we all know about it.

 

[RJMasters]

How do I start a dom/sub relationship ?

Make sure the choke is pushed in fully and then yank till she's a sputterin'

 

[DVS]

Make sure the choke is pushed in fully and then yank till she's a sputterin'

No, don't forget you have to pump that little button 5 times to prime her.

 

[Shankara20]

No, don't forget you have to pump that little button 5 times to prime her.

mine flooded - now what?