Smart-alec Answers

[AngelicAssassin]

I suppose you think thats funny!!!!

Yep. Should i pm Andante now?

Ok, I admit, it was this song that made me title in that way.

And why i posted it darlin' ...

But AA you're showing your age, my grandfather used to sing that complete with straight jacket style actions!!!

i show my age in my profile shy. i was all of 12 when that song first played, and 33 when someone gave me the Dr. Demento CD for a Xmas gift. That and "Boot to the Head" get me through arduous Mondays.

 

[Shankara20]

BUT your grandsons grandfather is about 40 years younger than my grandfather would be.

And in your grandson grandfathers case he may be right!!

ROFL!!!!!!

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g38/nbright1969/smile/crazy.gif​

.

 

[shy slave]

Yep. Should i pm Andante now?And why i posted it darlin' ... i show my age in my profile shy. i was all of 12 when that song first played, and 33 when someone gave me the Dr. Demento CD for a Xmas gift. That and "Boot to the Head" get me through arduous Mondays.

Now, now Mr Angelic (Sir) there is no need to be hasty.

PM'ing Andante will not serve any purpose, surely you can see it would be a waste of your valuable time and wit to bother with such a small person such as myself.

Please feel free to ignore my teasing and simply put it down to the stupidity of my youth.
I am sure you were young and foolish once, I promise to behave and not try to be amusing any more.

I am sure you realise that I am not worth bothering about and will cause you no further trouble.

(Do you think that worked? )

 

[AngelicAssassin]

do you see me

Let me get the squeegee out.

Wait.

Strike that.

Let me ram the squeegee in and we can talk.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

(Do you think that worked? )

sits quietly watching trying not to laugh and remembering fragments of the Spanish Inquisition

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Now, now Mr Angelic (Sir) there is no need to be hasty.

PM'ing Andante will not serve any purpose, surely you can see it would be a waste of your valuable time and wit to bother with such a small person such as myself.

Getting Entish on me now woman?

Besides, i'm sure he'd laugh his ass off at any suggestion i could possibly dream up in a rush ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

 

[shy slave]

Getting Entish on me now woman?

If I knew what it was, my answer would be 'maybe..'

Besides, i'm sure he'd laugh his ass off at any suggestion i could possibly dream up in a rush ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

Lets agree not to test that theory...please

Edit to add I found this on google.

One site I found says its a middle earth language from Tolkien.

This link says its a slow thoughtful language for slow thoughful people.

Does that mean you think I am thoughtful??

*FAINTS*


Entish

 

[AngelicAssassin]

If I knew what it was my answer would be 'maybe..'

Google Entwives.

Lets agree not to test that theory...please

But darlin', i like getting ... testy ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/BouncingMickey.gif

 

[shy slave]

Google Entwives.But darlin', i like getting ... testy ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/BouncingMickey.gif

Time for me to stop bear baiting and retire gracefully

*swishes out of the room with the small amount of dignity I can muster*

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Taxi Driver

Travis Bickle ( Robert De Niro ): You tolkien to me? You tolkien to me? You tolkien to me? Then who the hell else are you tolkien to? You tolkien to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're tolkien to? Oh, yeah? Ok.

whips out sleeve gun

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Time for me to stop bear baiting

Oh i'm not a bear darlin' ...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/Tig.jpg

and retire gracefully

No such thing ...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/CalvinHobes.gif

Chuckle. Thanks Shy, it was fun.

 

[DVS]

I suppose you think thats funny!!!!

Ok, I admit, it was this song that made me title in that way.

But AA you're showing your age, my grandfather used to sing that complete with straight jacket style actions!!!

I was going to say I remember when that song was played on the radio. That was back when all we had was AM and top 40. But, after reading this post, I've decided not to say that.

So in my best Gilda Radner voice "...never mind."

 

[graceanne]

Oh i'm not a bear darlin' ...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/Tig.jpg

That is so weird . . . whenever I read your posts I hear the voice of Shere Khan. *shakes head*

 

[shy slave]

I was going to say I remember when that song was played on the radio. That was back when all we had was AM and top 40. But, after reading this post, I've decided not to say that.

So in my best Gilda Radner voice "...never mind."

I was going to make an ageist comment but then I realised I would have to shout it if I did

 

[Acoradra]

My lungs are young, shall I do it for you? No need to worry about straining them.

 

[DVS]

I was going to make an ageist comment but then I realised I would have to shout it if I did

Eh? Watcha say, girlie? Soon maybe? Well, I've been shoipping for a hearing aid. I gotta hear those subbies screaming and begging.

 

[DVS]

My lungs are young, shall I do it for you? No need to worry about straining them.

It's not so much your lungs, unless you're a smoker. It's your vocal chords that can get strained....youngen.

 

[Acoradra]

Everybody that old has smoked. Back when they didn't know it was bad for you. Gramps.

 

[DVS]

Everybody that old has smoked. Back when they didn't know it was bad for you. Gramps.

Never smoked. Oh, I can't say I didn't try, but never could figure out what the thrill was. They just burned my throat. That was back when ciggies were 50 cents a pack.

Of course, I'm sure I did smoke, because I was always the odd man in the closed car, during winter, or the bowling alley with the smoke so dense, it looked like fog, and the bar scene was so thick, it made my eyes sting.

My parents didn't smoke, my aunts and uncles didn't smoke, grandfathers and grandmothers didn't smoke, siblings don't smoke. Oh, I think my dad probably tried smoking, while in the service, my uncles too, just like every other Joe. But, if he did, he gave it up after the war. I never saw him smoke, and only saw him drink one beer. Yeah, I guess I never got the gene, or something. Who knows.

EDITED to add...
Who you callin' Gramps?

 

[Acoradra]

So you prove my point!
¬_¬
It is very hard to quip at a post like that.

Edit: Took you that long to see it? coke bottle glasses need another inch?

There we go.

 

[snowy ciara]

sits quietly watching trying not to laugh and remembering fragments of the Spanish Inquisition

"No-one expects the Inquisition!"

 

[DVS]

"No-one expects the Inquisition!"

Wait a minute...someone's at the door. Gotta find my specticals so I can find the door. It's bad for us old folks. You gotta have glasses to help you find your glasses!


What are those Mexicans doing out in the back yard? I didn't ask for any yard work?


The Spanish what? You kids go play in your own yard, now. GET! And get that damn horse off my tulips!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

finding the right sub ...

... is easy if you have the dinero.

I usually go to the shipyard at Groton, Connecticutt, and get one that the Navy is about to launch...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

choosing a sex slave

eenie, meanie, miney, moe ...

My mother said to pick the very best one,

And you are not it!

 

[blue kat]

Q: Why aren't male subs taken more seriously?
A: Object Lesson