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[graceanne]

Least he didn't call himself as boygenius4u........between Thread title and content I have yet to experience disappointment

Well, once again I only checked it out cause people I know were posting and I was curious. I GOTTA STOP DOING THAT! *sigh*

 

[Shankara20]

Have you ever . . .

I did once, but mom walked in on me.

 

[shy slave]

I'm a worthless whore

I thought whores were worth something.

 

[Shankara20]

I thought whores were worth something.

your correct - it's sluts that are worthless


I should know, I've been one for a loooong time...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

BLOG: First Day In Control of New Slave

Good thread. What will Lesson 2 be?

"When in doubt, see Lesson 1."

 

[AngelicAssassin]

looking for subs in ohio

Yet another example of didn't bother to find the right place to post.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Very important message on aftercare, please read

Why use please in the thread title?

Unless of course you happen to be weak.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

How many of you...

Don't take you seriously in the least?

After posting this

LOL. You preside over the most conservative board on lit and you know it. Most of your denizens are middle class little arseholes that would run a mile from real life. For most of them, the whole BDSM thing is an internet fantasy. There are exceptions, at least two of whom I've met. But don't try to con an expert son.

you have to ask?

i can deal with moderate, cautious, and restrained (well, bondage, duh) compared to a shit stir.

You got one thing correct: expert con, as in fraud, defines you.

 

[Esclava]

Well, once again I only checked it out cause people I know were posting and I was curious. I GOTTA STOP DOING THAT! *sigh*

[A bit off topic ...]
Graceanne,

If seeing your friends post in a thread that used to bring a smile to your face makes you come check on them - DON'T EVER STOP!

I have to admit ... that's almost the only reason I lurk now ...[/A bit off topic ...]

Conversation in a BDSM Lifestyle Arts facility -

Dom (who's only known me 2 hrs): You make my dick hard.
Me: Really?
Dom: Why don't you get naked, find a station you like and I'll take care of all your needs?
Me: Are you serious or has that line actually worked for you before? (Said with a combination of incredulity and disdain.)
Dom: Isn't that why you're here?
Me: I'm here to see what "_______" has to offer. If you think I trust you enough to allow you access to my body, you OBVIOUSLY have me mistaken for another 38D who thought you were dominant and has melted for you before. Good night.

I can't even imagine what was going through his mind as he fixed his mouth to say such things to me ...

Esclava

 

[Ebonyfire]

Back in the day

This guy comes over to me in a bar and says in his sexiest voice, "Baby I got what you need.."

I said " Oh really? Do you have two dicks? Cause that is really what I need right now"

He turned around and walked the other way.

She shoots, she scores...

 

[Shankara20]

This guy comes over to me in a bar and says in his sexiest voice, "Baby I got what you need.."

I said " Oh really? Do you have two dicks? Cause that is really what I need right now"

He turned around and walked the other way.

She shoots, she scores...

that's why I always carry a strap-on in my toy bag

 

[Ebonyfire]

that's why I always carry a strap-on in my toy bag

Two dick Shanky

 

[graceanne]

I'm sorry, but that would have been funnier. Ebony saying 'you got two dicks?' and the guy saying 'yeah', or maybe pulling a dildo out of his briefcase or duffle bag. LOL

 

[AngelicAssassin]

You wouldn't want me face to face, bubba. i'd sling your sorry ass. It's a pity someone hasn't done it already.

i chuckle watching Marquis and Betticus do their thing. They're upfront about it, don't apologize for it, and enjoy themselves doing it. On the other hand, many more than i remember the number of times you've attempted to insinuate yourself into others' relationships, got called on it, and had to listen to your strident protests to the contrary.

i also find it hilarious we condemn people for starting personal sub/dom hunting threads now when your ongoing pity party has been nothing but one from the beginning. As for deleting your thread, Many others at Lit have gone back into their posts and edited out their comments. Either man up and spend an afternoon doing so, or quit yet another pitiful plea for attention. Considering you can't bother to edit the obvious mistakes in many of your posts, i guess the point is moot.

 

[Marquis]

i chuckle watching Marquis and Betticus do their thing. They're upfront about it, don't apologize for it, and enjoy themselves doing it.

Wait, what's this thing that I do?

 

[graceanne]

Wait, what's this thing that I do?

Come on, that thing you do! I'm sure you know what he's talking about, it's perfectly obvious.

Not real sure myself. *shrugs*

 

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[shy slave]

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Are you sure.....????

 

[AngelicAssassin]

What does he want???

To fuck you bowlegged?

 

[RJMasters]

Pantyhose Asphyxia during Sex

This just might require more than just the heimlich maneuver to fix.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I know I will regret this..................

Famous last words before spreading cheeks bent over in front of any number of individuals on this board.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

To The Men in White Coats

(sorry shy but i've been laughing all day listening to this)

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa
from: Dr. Demento's Delights
Warner Bros. 1975 BS 2855 0698


Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

 

[shy slave]

(sorry shy but i've been laughing all day listening to this)

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa
from: Dr. Demento's Delights
Warner Bros. 1975 BS 2855 0698


Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

I suppose you think thats funny!!!!

Ok, I admit, it was this song that made me title in that way.

But AA you're showing your age, my grandfather used to sing that complete with straight jacket style actions!!!

 

[Shankara20]

But AA you're showing your age, my grandfather used to sing that complete with straight jacket style actions!!!

my grandson's grandfather has done the same thing....

 

[shy slave]

my grandson's grandfather has done the same thing....

BUT your grandsons grandfather is about 40 years younger than my grandfather would be.

And in your grandson grandfathers case he may be right!!

ROFL!!!!!!