Slightly off kilter?

[Zamdrist]

Have any activity in bed you like to do but don't because you wouldn't want to embrarrass yourself or your partner?

Ok, I'll divulge...I've done this too, mentioned it once before but enough new people around that might care.

I love to suck toes...but better yet to 'sauce' them up by dipping my fingers into my partner's sex and giving those toes a little flavor

Who next? LOL.

 

[juicygirl]

What a Freak. lol. No, not really but the partners I've had tended to be pretty freaky deaky.

 

[Zamdrist]

What a Freak. lol. No, not really but the partners I've had tended to be pretty freaky deaky.

Why have vanilla when you can have wild cherry?

I can be freaky deaky, really I can!

 

[Kitte]

Have any activity in bed you like to do but don't because you wouldn't want to embrarrass yourself or your partner?

Who next? LOL.

ME ME ME!!! Im a freak! Can't tell you how cause Im still a little in the closet, but the door is unlocked

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: Re: Slightly off kilter?

ME ME ME!!! Im a freak! Can't tell you how cause Im still a little in the closet, but the door is unlocked

Cracking open the door slightly...

You in there? Come on out!

 

[Kitte]

Re: Re: Re: Slightly off kilter?

Cracking open the door slightly...

You in there? Come on out!

Peeks her head out

Ill think about it

 

[Laurel]

Speaking of slightly off kilter...

So I'm in the Del Taco drive thru line, as I tend to be when I want some Del Taco food, and I see the manager - a man in his 40s - appear from behind the building, buckling his pants and straightening his shirt. A second later, a young male Hispanic employee appears behind him, also buckling his pants.

Am I perverse to suspect that something out of the ordinary was happening there?

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: Speaking of slightly off kilter...

[BAm I perverse to suspect that something out of the ordinary was happening there? [/B]

Yes you are!

I'm certain the manager was just showing the young man how to properly prepare a seasoned burrito.

Put's a whole new slant on 'taking out the trash' eh?

 

[alphacat]

this isn't that freaky

But I love being spanked. And I'm not sure how to ask my girlfriend..... See, though we do have some mild s&m and dom/sub stuff in our relationship, I've always been the dominant sadistic one. So I'm not sure how to ask her to spank me... any ideas?

 

[Kitte]

Wiggles her freshly pedicured toes at Zam

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: Speaking of slightly off kilter...

Put's a whole new slant on 'taking out the trash' eh?

Yeah it does. I wonder if he got the raise...heh heh

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: this isn't that freaky

So I'm not sure how to ask her to spank me... any ideas?

Place her hand on your bottom, look into her eyes and tell her you've been a 'bad boy'.

Worked for me.

 

[Zamdrist]

Wiggles her freshly pedicured toes at Zam

Got a lil sauce to go with those toes?

 

[Kitte]

Got a lil sauce to go with those toes?

***Blush***

And as to how to get your woman to spank you I think maybe mentioning it when you are NOT in bed might work, just start hinting a bit... and if it works let me know...Ill try it on my man

 

[Kitte]

OK I HAVE TO COME CLEAN!!!!

My dirty little secret....

<---------------------------My AV wants to make a ZAMWICH!

 

[Zamdrist]

OK I HAVE TO COME CLEAN!!!!

My dirty little secret....

<---------------------------My AV wants to make a ZAMWICH!

LOL. Now that made me laugh outloud here in Minnesota...funny!

You damn right I want to be zamwiched between those two! Just to hear them moan...and breathe...omg!

 

[Kitte]

LOL. Now that made me laugh outloud here in Minnesota...funny!

You damn right I want to be zamwiched between those two! Just to hear them moan...and breathe...omg!

**giggle**

 

[Silverluna]

ok ill bite...

I've always wanted to have a strap on...and have my guy suck it...lol....yep ....odd i know....AND NO IM NOT A GAY MAN!!

 

[Kitte]

Re: ok ill bite...

I've always wanted to have a strap on...and have my guy suck it...lol....yep ....odd i know....AND NO IM NOT A GAY MAN!!

Hey all sort of freaks are welcome here

 

[Silverluna]

*sings I'm a Freak...*