Sleeping with a FleshLight

[IrezumiKiss]

For those times when you have those kinda dreams...and you wake up with a beastly rager, but it wouldn't be kind or kosher to wake up your lover from her (or his) deep slumber just to satisfy your selfish urges to get off.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/momsaysimcool/Fleshlight_01_zpsd0f2dc18.jpg

Or maybe just because you're a horny, kinky basturd.

 

[yossi]

He knows he can always fuck me awake. Seriously the best way to be woken up no matter what ungodly hour of the night/morning.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Which reminds me, I should have some white puddings pushed through my letterbox soon.

 

[Adre]

Which reminds me, I should have some white puddings pushed through my letterbox soon.

You don't see this every day.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You don't see this every day.

I'm very, very excited.

 

[Mr Noone]

Which reminds me, I should have some white puddings pushed through my letterbox soon.

I haven't left yet! I arrive Saturday, I'll try to get it in the post on Monday.

Unless I'm being presumptuous and you have a string of pudding posters.

 

[Recidiva]

Stealth?

It's pink. It should be in all black.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I haven't left yet! I arrive Saturday, I'll try to get it in the post on Monday.

Unless I'm being presumptuous and you have a string of pudding posters.

No, yours is the only meat I'm getting.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

He knows he can always fuck me awake. Seriously the best way to be woken up no matter what ungodly hour of the night/morning.

Oh it's definitely the best way, I agree. Sometimes though, some people aren't feeling the flow if snoozeville is super comfy. I've gotten eight or nine go-aheads out of every ten times for the wakey-pokey. Otherwise, it's "leave me alone, I'm sleep!"

Stealth?

It's pink. It should be in all black.

I think the "stealth" has something to do with that coinslot opening. Maybe you can leave it sitting out on the living room table and people will think it's a designer piggy bank?

 

[Recidiva]

I think the "stealth" has something to do with that coinslot opening. Maybe you can leave it sitting out on the living room table and people will think it's a designer piggy bank?

Yeah, I thought that too...and then I decided to think something else...really fast.

This thread and Fata's Av are really unnerving.

 

[Jennifer]

He knows he can always fuck me awake. Seriously the best way to be woken up no matter what ungodly hour of the night/morning.

Oh, yes! Nothing beats a nice hard cock in your back or between your cheeks in the

morning/afternoon/night. But, I've never had white pudding.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh, yes! Nothing beats a nice hard cock in your back or between your cheeks in the

morning/afternoon/night. But, I've never had white pudding.

Fucking peasant.

 

[Jennifer]

Fucking peasant.

I prefer country bumpkin, thank you very much. Or you can call Mrs. Sarandon.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I prefer country bumpkin, thank you very much. Or you can call Mrs. Sarandon.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_lq01i1QXRg1qhei2io1_500_zpsyh1aywya.gif

 

[Jennifer]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_lq01i1QXRg1qhei2io1_500_zpsyh1aywya.gif

You own me now.