Slap me with a 2 x 4

Shelby

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Did you ever reflect about once upon a time...when you thought the White Night would come riding in & love you forever & each night would be filled with bliss. Well slap me with a 2x4. My thoughts for tonight. Produced by, edited by & narrated by..Moi
 
Sure, kiss the bobtoad and maybe he'll become a prince. And if he doesn't, you'll probably only have a mild case of warts. Worth the risk, I guess.
 
Thought it was kiss a frog and lick a toad? Damn......Ive been doing it wrong. Wheres that damned handbook?
 
Interest peaked

Hmmmm....anything? I'll have to think about that one....:)
 
sure i can do your laundry but can I remover your clothes from your body for wahshin without youing my hands? ;)
 
hmmm

Well.....from the sounds of it....your doing a bang up job


<no pun intended...well maybe>
 
Shelby,,, a 2x4 seems just a tad bit extreme dear. How about some hugs and a snuggle instead?
 
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