Size

Fredieo

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Does size matter? If so what dimension?

I was once told by a friend that It wasn't somuch the size but the way the instrument was employed.

I'd like to hear the ladies views on this subject.

Drydocker
 
Here we go again! :D

Welcome to Lit ... I doubt if this is going to be answered again so you might want to check out the Blank Manual if you really want to know!
 
Agreeance

NippleMuncher said:
Use the search feature, you'll find a million threads on the subject.

I agree. Next time post an original thread, maybe about how to change the taste of cum...
 
dietcherrycoke said:
I agree. Next time post an original thread, maybe about how to change the taste of cum...


That ones is easy!
one, lots of pineapple, cinnamon or any fruit with high sugar levels that arent sour.

two, cut back on high fatty foods

three, sweet alcohol can either make it better or worse eg. beer = bad, peach shnapps and orage juice = good

and four, milk and enjoy!
 
the instrument does matter. Brass and woodwind players tend to be good with their mouths, while string and percussion players are great with their hands. (an old joke from band class, lol)
 
dietcherrycoke said:
I agree. Next time post an original thread, maybe about how to change the taste of cum...
No, that one, along with "How do I last longer?", "How do I make my gf come?", "How do I get an avatar/change my title?" and just about everything in "The Blank Manual" and "FAQs Before Posting" stickies have been discussed ad nauseum, too.

Fredie, at 81, if you don't know the cock doesn't make or break the lover, there's no hope for you.
 
Sum up

Here I'll summarize all the threads to end this one

1. For a majority of women it's not the size but the emotional bonds that make all the difference

2. Technique easily offsets any size deficiences

3. At least on these threads, width beats length. For some reason women don't like their cervixes pummelled. Go figure.

4. Be happy with what you have and use it to make your partner happy
 
Yes, size does matter.

I know this because women tell me my 31 incher is the best they've ever had. I've had sex with every woman on the planet, so be aware that your future lovers will all have been spoiled by my gargantuan tool. And they will all know it was 31 inches because I make them measure it with a yardstick.

Now get back to crying, peasant.
 
LloydW said:
Yes, size does matter.

I know this because women tell me my 31 incher is the best they've ever had. I've had sex with every woman on the planet, so be aware that your future lovers will all have been spoiled by my gargantuan tool. And they will all know it was 31 inches because I make them measure it with a yardstick.

Now get back to crying, peasant.
*swoon*
 
It DOES Matter!!!

Size does matter. Absolutely! If you're less than 15 inches long and four inches in girth, then you need to immediately send me two thousand dollars for my penis enhancement kit. PM for immediate instructions on ordering!

YEAH! :nana:
 
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