Size & Taste (Guys & Girls)

JLatino

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Okay well this is a topic that has been circulating discussions between all of my friends and myself. Mostly cuz i'm writing a little short film on sex and this was one of the questions i raised.

I don't want to know if "size matters..." i've heard enough about that. I just want to hear experiences. This is for guys and girls.

what was it like for YOU to have sex with a 10incher or a 2incher? a funny shape?

have you ever been with a woman that was too loose or too tight?...a funny shape?

ever given oral to someone that tasted like coffee? the bottom of a shoe? oranges? yogurt a day past the expiration date?

so share a story if you'd like. i think this will be interesting. and more importantly..****! :D
 
I was going to be a fuckwit and say size matters..but the truth is it really doesn't matter...as long as you know what your doing.

I will say this ... men with poor diets...*shuttering* Funky Spunk...




Morgy
:rolleyes:
 
okay from a male perspective

size shape or color makes no difference to me. It is all good and wonderful. What does make the difference is the owner. it the "owner" knows what they are doing then size never matters.

As for taste I love the taste of a woman. It is all great unless there is a problem ie. infection std etc....... I have allways lived by one motto....... if i wont put my mouth on it , I won't put my cock there either... and that has only ever been twice
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
I was going to be a fuckwit and say size matters..but the truth is it really doesn't matter...as long as you know what your doing.

I will say this ... men with poor diets...*shuttering* Funky Spunk...




Morgy
:rolleyes:

Whew I'm safe:D

For me size matters only to the extent that all a womans peices parts are proportional to each other. It's about beauty not size.

As for taste, that's very important. Cunnilingus being one of my all time favorite activities, she must be sweet!:p
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
I was going to be a fuckwit and say size matters..but the truth is it really doesn't matter...as long as you know what your doing.

I will say this ... men with poor diets...*shuttering* Funky Spunk...




Morgy
:rolleyes:

Oh I second that! My partner went to his mother's place for dinner on the weekend and never mentioned it to me. Later in the evening, I found out he had saurkraut. It's now banned in this house!
 
cereal

try having your partner eat like Sugar Crisp cereal for breakfast for a week and then try oral. you'll be amazed!
 
have you ever measured your pussy depth?

i have a 6 incher...
 
okay...

I was with a guy once who had an incredibly large penis. We had lots of foreplay, there was no way I was going to try it out otherwise. We started in the missionary position, but he could get it in all the way even with my legs on his shoulders. So we did it doggystyle, he got deeper, but it didn't feel very good for me. He kept bumping my cervix, which isn't bad for me usually, but he ended up bruising it. I know cause I had to go to the hospital. I think it was the best excuse I used for not dating someone, "I'm sorry I can never see you again, cause your dick is too big." I mean, imagine, if he can barely fit in your pussy, what about your ass and your mouth. Too much playground for me.

as for head, hmmm... I gave a blowjob to a guy once that was about 7 inches but with a killer curve. I always had to do it from the side, so his cock would go down my throat instead of bumping against my cheek.

as for cum... I've seen all kinds, the best is thick white and creamy, the worst is the kind that is chunky and almost makes the cock cough when it comes out. Damnit, drink some fluid, you dehydrated bastard....lol.
 
perky_baby said:
I think it was the best excuse I used for not dating someone, "I'm sorry I can never see you again, cause your dick is too big."

as for cum... I've seen all kinds, the best is thick white and creamy, the worst is the kind that is chunky and almost makes the cock cough when it comes out. Damnit, drink some fluid, you dehydrated bastard


<laughing hard>
 
all i can say is that if he's too big, it'll hurt way too much for me (pain does not equal pleasure for this girl). but that's the only thing i have to say about size.. he's really gotta know what he's doing with it


as for the taste however... i was rather surprised once with some that was absolutely terrible, it left such a bad aftertaste in my mouth that i had to have something to eat right away to get rid of it.. i've made it a thing now to actually ask about what he's been eating
 
pussy depth

so how did you go about measuring your pussy depth, ginny?

ruler?

sounds interesting. you'd think more women would know that about themselves...but then i think guys are the only ones really concerned with size. i guess a big pussy i something you DON'T want.

but you have a 6incher and i have a 7incher. sounds compatible enough.
 
Size isn't that important

Although, if it's pencil thin.......it ain't gonna do anything for me. I'd rather have a thick 6 inches than a thin 10 inches.

I eat Hot Tamales (the cinnamon candy)all the time...wonder if I taste spicy?

:heart:
bluemuse
 
aardvark manmeat receptacle measuring, eh?....

JLatino said:
so how did you go about measuring your pussy depth, ginny?

ruler?


well....i first went for a plastic twelve inch ruler (you know....it's only an inch wide i thought)....ran to bathroom....put foot up on counter...jabbed ONCE....oh noooooo....yeouchhhh....sharp edges....ummm....duhhhh....hurt sweet pussy...

soooo....put aardvark brain on full power (sector damage requires it for figuring and stuff)....lightbulb went off....found brand-new pencil....marked off inch increments with fingernail...slid that baby into my hot hole until it bumped into my cervical dome...pressed thumbnail into pencil at opening....6 fleshy inches of loveee.....


in hindsight....i have this 6 inch big dong weenie thang...that i could have used...but that was too obvious....i guess....
 
I will give you the two extremes that I have encountered. They have nothing to do with General measurements, just the 'expertise' of two men, who I have happened to have slept with.

One was around nine, my first time. :eek: (Yeah, ouch)
Wasn't too good, he needed more practice, IMO.

The smallest was around four inches (but umm, that body) and the first time I didn't know it was in me. Not joking, don't laugh! :D

So really, I suppose size doesn't matter that much, it's how the owner chooses to utilize it.

Good luck on your film. :)



And Ginny, LMAO!! :D
 
Re: Size isn't that important

bluemuse said:
I eat Hot Tamales (the cinnamon candy)all the time...wonder if I taste spicy?

i eat them all the time, my wife has never complained
 
A sweet tasting pussy is great, and a sour one is good too.
One with after sex in it is.......well you get the point.
LOL
As for size,it's all in how you pleasure it.
IMO
:cool:
 
Re: aardvark manmeat receptacle measuring, eh?....

Ginny said:



well....i first went for a plastic twelve inch ruler (you know....it's only an inch wide i thought)....ran to bathroom....put foot up on counter...jabbed ONCE....oh noooooo....yeouchhhh....sharp edges....ummm....duhhhh....hurt sweet pussy...

soooo....put aardvark brain on full power (sector damage requires it for figuring and stuff)....lightbulb went off....found brand-new pencil....marked off inch increments with fingernail...slid that baby into my hot hole until it bumped into my cervical dome...pressed thumbnail into pencil at opening....6 fleshy inches of loveee.....


in hindsight....i have this 6 inch big dong weenie thang...that i could have used...but that was too obvious....i guess....

see...that's what i mean. a woman that knows her body! i think ginny is ahead of the curve.
 
million dollar idea

I had never really thought of foods affecting taste. But it stands to reason if wild onions make a cows milk taste like onions, foods would flavor cum too.

Which leads me to the Idea. The new "Starbucks"...... A flavor bar!!! pump 'em full of vanilla extract or cinnamon oil charge $10 a pop and tell them thier lovers will love them for it!!! Sounds like a winner to me!!!
 
Re: aardvark manmeat receptacle measuring, eh?....

Originally posted by Ginny
. . . in hindsight....i have this 6 inch big dong weenie thang...that i could have used...but that was too obvious....i guess....
Perhaps your choice of a measuring tool was the best. Had you chosen the other tool you mentioned, you might has become distracted and lost sight that you goal was merely to take a measurement. :D :p
 
Re: Re: aardvark manmeat receptacle measuring, eh?....

Unclebill said:
Perhaps your choice of a measuring tool was the best. Had you chosen the other tool you mentioned, you might has become distracted and lost sight that you goal was merely to take a measurement. :D :p


you're right about that.....<smiling and nodding>....once that fat plastic head snaps in...i'm a goner...
 
According to the "Happy Hooker" and my own, somewhat more limited experience, a person's diet is the key factor in how they taste.

Tank up on items such as fish, onions, garlic, saurkraut, and see how fast it takes for your s/o to become disinclined toward giving oral sex. RF
 
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so i guess so far only one girl i've known has really really enjoyed being with a guy that's over nine inches long. interesting....

see this is the reality of life: stories...thoughts...experiences

NOT POLLS! too vague. how can we expect to learn anything about each other through percentages?
 
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