Size Matters

[pleasteasme]

Someday she wants a big ol' house sittin' on a big ol' hill,
And a mile long tree lined driveway for her big ol' Coupe DeVille.
Yeah, someday she wants a big ol' bank account with too much to spend,
But right now all she wants is a man.

With a big ol' heart, who can love her like nobody can.
Big ol' kisses that go on and on and never end.
With a big ol' smile, he'll fill her world with laughter:
Size matters; size matters.

Someday, she wants a big ol' ring with a big ol' rock that shines,
And a big ol' walk-in closet with shoes of every kind.
Yeah, someday she wants a big ol' boat where she can lay around gettin' a tan,
But right now all she wants is a man.

With a big ol' heart, who can love her like nobody can.
Big ol' kisses that go on and on an' never end.
With a big ol' smile, he'll fill her world with laughter:
Size matters; size matters.

With a big ol' heart, who can love her like nobody can.
Big ol' kisses that go on and on an' never end.
With a big ol' smile, he'll fill her world with laughter:
Size matters; size matters.
Size matters.


*I know y'all are big fans of size threads!*

 

[midwestyankee]

May I suggest that Dolly Parton would be the perfect singer for this?


<ducks and runs>

 

[EJFan]

the only thing "big" that i can provide is disappointment.

i'm going to let this thread digest for a bit... i have a reply in me but it's just not surfacing yet. just know that when it does it will be thoughtful and swoon-inducing.... and i wouldn't rule out snarky either.

 

[pleasteasme]

May I suggest that Dolly Parton would be the perfect singer for this?


<ducks and runs>

ROFLMAO!!

Uhhhh, yeah...she is definately someone of size...


Thanks yank!

 

[pleasteasme]

the only thing "big" that i can provide is disappointment.

i'm going to let this thread digest for a bit... i have a reply in me but it's just not surfacing yet. just know that when it does it will be thoughtful and swoon-inducing.... and i wouldn't rule out snarky either.

*waiting...ever so patiently*

Swoons are definately worth the wait! No pressure EJ, no pressure at all...

 

[midwestyankee]

ROFLMAO!!

Uhhhh, yeah...she is definately someone of size...


Thanks yank!

My pleasure.

 

[EJFan]

*waiting...ever so patiently*

Swoons are definately worth the wait! No pressure EJ, no pressure at all...

no pressure? pressure could be a good thing... provided it's the appropriate quantity in the appropriate location.

 

[pleasteasme]

no pressure? pressure could be a good thing... provided it's the appropriate quantity in the appropriate location.

Location, location, location!

 

[Eilan]

Someday she wants a big ol' cock throbbin’ in her tight lil cunt,
A ten-inch long shaft, ‘cause she doesn‘t like them runts.
Someday she wants a big ol' meat pole right between her tits,
But all she’s got is Average Joe and his cock is the pits.

With a big ol' dick that can fuck her like no one else’s can.
Big ol' thrusts that go on and on and never end.
With a big ol' grunt he'll cum quarts ‘cause he‘s a real man:
Size matters; size matters.

Someday she wants a big ol' schlong that she can call her own,
Just lookin’ at that big ol’ rod is sure to make her moan.
When it comes to big ol’ cocks she is a big ol’ fan,
Yeah, right now all she wants is a big ol’ studly man.

With a big ol' dick that can fuck her like no one else’s can.
Big ol' thrusts that go on and on and never end.
With a big ol' grunt, he'll cum quarts ‘cause he‘s a real man
Size matters; size matters.

With a big ol' dick that can fuck her like no one else’s can.
Big ol' thrusts that go on and on and never end.
With a big ol' grunt, he'll cum quarts ‘cause he‘s a real man
Size matters; size matters.

Size matters.

 

[midwestyankee]

Someday she wants a big ol' cock throbbin’ in her tight lil cunt,
A ten-inch long shaft, ‘cause she doesn‘t like them runts.
Someday she wants a big ol' meat pole right between her tits,
But all she’s got is Average Joe and his cock is the pits.

With a big ol' dick that can fuck her like no one else’s can.
Big ol' thrusts that go on and on and never end.
With a big ol' grunt he'll cum quarts ‘cause he‘s a real man:
Size matters; size matters.

Someday she wants a big ol' schlong that she can call her own,
Just lookin’ at that big ol’ rod is sure to make her moan.
When it comes to big ol’ cocks she is a big ol’ fan,
Yeah, right now all she wants is a big ol’ studly man.

With a big ol' dick that can fuck her like no one else’s can.
Big ol' thrusts that go on and on and never end.
With a big ol' grunt, he'll cum quarts ‘cause he‘s a real man
Size matters; size matters.

With a big ol' dick that can fuck her like no one else’s can.
Big ol' thrusts that go on and on and never end.
With a big ol' grunt, he'll cum quarts ‘cause he‘s a real man
Size matters; size matters.

Size matters.

This could be just the vehicle for Britney to break out of the teenage heartthrob genre.

 

[pleasteasme]

Fabulous addition Eilan!

I knew I could count on you for this thread!

Someday she wants a big ol' cock throbbin’ in her tight lil cunt,
A ten-inch long shaft, ‘cause she doesn‘t like them runts.
Someday she wants a big ol' meat pole right between her tits,
But all she’s got is Average Joe and his cock is the pits.

With a big ol' dick that can fuck her like no one else’s can.
Big ol' thrusts that go on and on and never end.
With a big ol' grunt he'll cum quarts ‘cause he‘s a real man:
Size matters; size matters.

Someday she wants a big ol' schlong that she can call her own,
Just lookin’ at that big ol’ rod is sure to make her moan.
When it comes to big ol’ cocks she is a big ol’ fan,
Yeah, right now all she wants is a big ol’ studly man.

With a big ol' dick that can fuck her like no one else’s can.
Big ol' thrusts that go on and on and never end.
With a big ol' grunt, he'll cum quarts ‘cause he‘s a real man
Size matters; size matters.

With a big ol' dick that can fuck her like no one else’s can.
Big ol' thrusts that go on and on and never end.
With a big ol' grunt, he'll cum quarts ‘cause he‘s a real man
Size matters; size matters.

Size matters.

 

[Eilan]

Hey, the word "quarts" was EJ's.

 

[Quoll]

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[pleasteasme]

This could be just the vehicle for Britney to break out of the teenage heartthrob genre.

I think her having a kid might have already taken care of that issue...although, I could see her doing this song, just to cement it!

 

[midwestyankee]

I think her having a kid might have already taken care of that issue...although, I could see her doing this song, just to cement it!

Or maybe a new career for Pam Anderson?

 

[pleasteasme]

Or maybe a new career for Pam Anderson?

*guffaw*

From Baywatch to (what was the name of her detective series?) to the Stripperella cartoon to singing...sounds like Hollywood!

 

[Eilan]

Or maybe a new career for Pam Anderson?

She could be singing about Tommy Lee.

From Baywatch to (what was the name of her detective series?) to the Stripperella cartoon to singing...sounds like Hollywood!

And didn't she write a novel, too? I'm using the words "write" and "novel" loosely, of course.

 

[midwestyankee]

*guffaw*

From Baywatch to (what was the name of her detective series?) to the Stripperella cartoon to singing...sounds like Hollywood!

Plus...she has built-in credibility on the subject.

 

[pleasteasme]

She could be singing about Tommy Lee.

And didn't she write a novel, too? I'm using the words "write" and "novel" loosely, of course.

I didn't know that she...wrote? I'm just going to take a stab in the dark that it wasn't a pulitzer prize winner?

 

[midwestyankee]

I didn't know that she...wrote? I'm just going to take a stab in the dark that it wasn't a pulitzer prize winner?

Star Struck, a Novel (Amazon link)


I kid you not!

 

[EJFan]

I didn't know that she...wrote? I'm just going to take a stab in the dark that it wasn't a pulitzer prize winner?

pfft. i don't even think it was an AVN winner.

 

[pleasteasme]

Plus...she has built-in credibility on the subject.

You mean built in floatation devices? Uh huh, she sure does!

 

[pleasteasme]

Star Struck, a Novel (Amazon link)


I kid you not!

I'm laughing here, really laughing! Taken from the link you just gave me yank:

"Bestselling authors Pamela Anderson and Eric Shaw Quinn are back with their latest installment on the life of their fictional alter ego and their twisted take on stardom."

Tell me, what constitutes a "bestselling" author?

 

[midwestyankee]

You mean built in floatation devices? Uh huh, she sure does!

Actually I was thinking of all the Tommy Lee jokes. But she has her own little take on size.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm laughing here, really laughing! Taken from the link you just gave me yank:

"Bestselling authors Pamela Anderson and Eric Shaw Quinn are back with their latest installment on the life of their fictional alter ego and their twisted take on stardom."

Tell me, what constitutes a "bestselling" author?

Someone who sells a crapload of home movies?