Since so many new people don't want to bother to take the time to get to know people.

[Starfish]

Before they sum them up, let me just spill out all that is me for thier lazy, assuming asses, so they don't have to worry about being pretentious fucks anymore.


Just who the fuck is this rank cunt, who is always yaking her jaw, named of the rotton Echinodermic functionality?

Well, okay, you've asked for it, by not bothering to just do a search on my post history to get a feel for who I am, like a normal person would, you deadbeat fuckwits.

Okay, I am a Dead Head. Prolly one of only two of us on the ENTIRE board. I am not a hippy. Hippies lived as flower children in the 60's. I am a skippy. I skip when I am gleeful. I like hippy music, and I like to skip to it.

I am a Horticulturist. I grow plants. I am an expert on Zone 5 flower gardening. I am an expert on making sex in my garden too.

I am a really really really caring, nice, overly sensitive, sweet and endearing woman, with a fragile heart. I hate you. You suck. Well, I hate you for not sucking on me, okay?

I am chronically ill with an immune system failure, and many many infections constantly and have been for 12 years.
I love life, because I value it, full well knowing that it may not be a long one for me. I value all life. I don't eat animals and I don't think they would want to eat me either, being that I am so sick.

I am a whore. I love to fuck, be fucked, and I love to do it with boys and girls. However, I am married and have only fucked my man since I met him. I wouldn't ever cheat on him. EVER. Not even with Ewan. *sigh*

I am a very sarcastic, and rather funny (i like to think) person, and what may seem rude, bent, crude, whatever to someone who doesn't know me, will only split sides of those who do know me. I like joviality. I like shock value. I think more people should be as cool as Sparky Kronkite. If you don't know who that is, then consider yourself a newbie, and you really ought to pay attention to the way the board works, before you start acting like you think you know what people are all about here.


So, now, tell me, you got anything to clearify about yourself you don't want misinterpreted. Do tell. yes... share with us you monkeydooders.


Oh, that reminds me of that song....

Great big globs of green slimey gopher guts
Mutalated monkey meat
Chopped up chicken feet
All piled up in one big bowl to eat....



Oooops I forgot my STRAW!!!!!

 

[Suzi]

OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!!

I read it all! I know all too well how it feels to have someone make assumptions about me before taking a long time to get to know me. I meet people from the net...some take one look at the fat lady and run the other way (THEY know who THEY are!). I know there are actually men out there who DON'T mind big ladies, so I will try not to agonize about that!

You sound like a well-rounded person, someone I would really LIKE to get to know. If you wanna chat and have yahoo messenger, my ID is astrol64 (yes that is an L!)

Suzi

 

[Marxist]

Re: Since so many new people don't want to bother to take the time to get to know people.

Before they sum them up, let me just spill out all that is me for thier lazy, assuming asses, so they don't have to worry about being pretentious fucks anymore.


Just who the fuck is this rank cunt, who is always yaking her jaw, named of the rotton Echinodermic functionality?

Well, okay, you've asked for it, by not bothering to just do a search on my post history to get a feel for who I am, like a normal person would, you deadbeat fuckwits.

Okay, I am a Dead Head. Prolly one of only two of us on the ENTIRE board. I am not a hippy. Hippies lived as flower children in the 60's. I am a skippy. I skip when I am gleeful. I like hippy music, and I like to skip to it.

I am a Horticulturist. I grow plants. I am an expert on Zone 5 flower gardening. I am an expert on making sex in my garden too.

I am a really really really caring, nice, overly sensitive, sweet and endearing woman, with a fragile heart. I hate you. You suck. Well, I hate you for not sucking on me, okay?

I am chronically ill with an immune system failure, and many many infections constantly and have been for 12 years.
I love life, because I value it, full well knowing that it may not be a long one for me. I value all life. I don't eat animals and I don't think they would want to eat me either, being that I am so sick.

I am a whore. I love to fuck, be fucked, and I love to do it with boys and girls. However, I am married and have only fucked my man since I met him. I wouldn't ever cheat on him. EVER. Not even with Ewan. *sigh*

I am a very sarcastic, and rather funny (i like to think) person, and what may seem rude, bent, crude, whatever to someone who doesn't know me, will only split sides of those who do know me. I like joviality. I like shock value. I think more people should be as cool as Sparky Kronkite. If you don't know who that is, then consider yourself a newbie, and you really ought to pay attention to the way the board works, before you start acting like you think you know what people are all about here.


So, now, tell me, you got anything to clearify about yourself you don't want misinterpreted. Do tell. yes... share with us you monkeydooders.


Oh, that reminds me of that song....

Great big globs of green slimey gopher guts
Mutalated monkey meat
Chopped up chicken feet
All piled up in one big bowl to eat....



Oooops I forgot my STRAW!!!!!

Don't get your tie-dye in a wad.
















And Jerry's dead.





So is the keyboard dude.



And the other keyboard dude.




And the other one too I think.

 

[just pet]

You rock, Fishy

We love You

How are your parts, by the way?

Hugs and kisses (I'll take my chances...)

 

[Starfish]

That's sweet of you to share how you relate. IT is not cool for people to do that, but when it happens almost four fucking times in one short period of time on the same bb it is like WTF is going on here?


Well, I don't chat. Ask my friend Storm. He finally got me to chat with him the other night and we are like the closest friends.

Odd. I just don't do it. Well, I will be here, so we can get to know each other here if that is cool.

Oh, and I also forgot to add for the peoples who don't know me, that I am an artist. Click my www. symbol to go to my webgallery if you are into seeing that I am not an asshole.

 

[juicygirl]

Starfish, I am stealing what little time I have left on this thing just to say you are a big beautiful bountiful amazing Bitch, and if the newbies cunts don't like it lets puke in their stupid fucking faces. Hang tough babe and love whatever life you have. I feel better that you are here.

 

[Starfish]

I'll lick your pussy to that, Juicygirl!





Oh Marxist is just really pissed that I haven't fucked him yet. Soon, my little micropenis BROTHA!

Pet, my parts aren't good. I am not getting better. My labia is bleeding now, and I am welting up. However, I went to work today, because I worried about the business, and man, did they need me today, but being in the humid hot house, made me sweat and well, welt up all over my midriff and legs, really bad. even a bit on my neck.

I am trying to figure out what to do. I have tomorrow off.

 

[His_kitty]

I've actually done some research on a lot of the reg's posts here .... to get a feel for the board as well as the people who come here.

After reading just a few of your posts it was easy to see why you are much loved and respected here.

I do hope that your miserable yeast infection soon goes away, and you're able to have some peace. I wish that I had some suggestions to offer about how to help, but unfortunately I do not. I can offer however, my best wishes and prayers, that you'll discover something that works. Quickly.

 

[EX-Member]

So.... you're a horney horticulturist... cool.



Sorry to hear about the immune system snafu...


Oh.... and the way I heard it was:

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutalated monkeys meat
Dirty little rabbits feet
French-fried eyeballs swimin in a pool of blood
And I forgot my spoon


So we'll have Scabs
With pus on top
And mutalated camel snot...
that's all I can remember

Oh yea.... and I'm a guy.... there was a bit of confusion about that earlier and I just wanted to clear that up... some guys like toe-nail polish..... sometimes...

 

[Starfish]

His Kitty, you are very sweet, and it is good of you to take the time to scan the members to get to know them a bit. It does take time, and I know not everyone has that time, but it can be done OVER time too.

You are a keeper, btw.


Ex, you didn't loose your member did you? That would suck.

Okay, so I am sitting her trying to sing that version and I suck at it. Though it is really a good version of it.

thank you for your kindness. I am trying to cope, but am starting to loose it a little bit. This posting binge shit, really really helps to distract me.

 

[Marxist]

Re: I'll lick your pussy to that, Juicygirl!

Oh Marxist is just really pissed that I haven't fucked him yet. Soon, my little micropenis BROTHA!

You read me like a book...

 

[ScarlettRose]

So.... you're a horney horticulturist... cool.



Sorry to hear about the immune system snafu...


Oh.... and the way I heard it was:

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutalated monkeys meat
Dirty little rabbits feet
French-fried eyeballs swimin in a pool of blood
And I forgot my spoon


So we'll have Scabs
With pus on top
And mutalated camel snot...
that's all I can remember

Oh yea.... and I'm a guy.... there was a bit of confusion about that earlier and I just wanted to clear that up... some guys like toe-nail polish..... sometimes...

do you still have my nail polish btw? it seems to have gone missing the other night

 

[His_kitty]

Thank-you very much

You've just proved my point, of just one of the reasons you're liked so much.


Posting can be a nice distraction from lots of things that are going on in real .... least it can be for me.

 

[SlowHand89]

I think I must have been one of the lucky newbies. The first time I read one of your posts I completely cracked up even though it was extremely offensive. It could have been due to the content of the thread but I understood what you were doing right off the bat. That has allowed me to enjoy your posts ever since.


Now go fuck yourself you hippy whore.

 

[Starfish]

Slow hand, you dumbnuts, you really need to go over to my thread about what is totally awesome and seek your total mind/ body hapiness. RIGHT NOW!

 

[GuyJD]

Re: Since so many new people don't want to bother to take the time to get to know people.

I am a Horticulturist. I grow plants. I am an expert on Zone 5 flower gardening. I am an expert on making sex in my garden too.

That reminds me, Starfish. About those plants that you grow. When can I get my 15 cents bag of "plant" that I ordered from you? LOL

 

[Starfish]

LOL Guy. Too bad I don't really do that. I did do it once, a long time ago, but I am clearly not interested in risking my house, my pets, and my freedom. However, I will make a referal for you.

I like to grow purty flowers and bonsai trees. Things that make you sneeze and weeze.

Yesterday, I went outside, and in one of my empty flower pots there was this HUGE beetle that I've never seen before, just sitting in it. I took a picture, so I can try to find out what kind it is.

 

[Dhalgren]

Wow…I've never seen a beetle with that shade of blue around its neck.

Weird.


I'm trying to get that gross song out of my head…AAGGGHH.
Any suggestions?

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about exactly..Fishie, but it still made more sense than anything else I've read this morning.


I'm sorry it hasn't alleviated yet…Goddess, talk about pure torture!
And still you remain your funny, sarcastic…wonderful self.



You are ahead of the curve, Starfish….you know that?

 

[Starblayde]

Re: Since so many new people don't want to bother to take the time to get to know people.

Oh, that reminds me of that song....

Great big globs of green slimey gopher guts
Mutalated monkey meat
Chopped up chicken feet
All piled up in one big bowl to eat....

Oooops I forgot my STRAW!!!!!

The version we'd sing at Cub Scouts was:

Great green globs of greasy grimey gopher guts
Mutalated monkey meat
Little Birdies dirty feet
French-fried eyeballs lying in a plate of blood
and I forgot my Spoon

 

[Dhalgren]

GAWD..shuddup with that song already people, heh.


Anyone for a round of Black Water...
"Old Black water, keep on rolling..."

 

[iwmggw]

Starfish

I have and do read your posts..........if I have offended you , I'm sorry for that, if I have misunderstood you........as you have apparently misunderstood me......so be it. However.....because I am a relative newcomer here.............doesn't change a thing. "...............there is no good guy, there is no bad guy................just you and me...........and we just disagree......">dave mason < btw-one thing we do have in common........the Dead......been a head since the beginning

 

[weed]

Since so many new people don't want to bother to take the time to get to know people

It does take time and sarcasm can be difficult to read. My priority is to get the whole thread read before I post...then look at profiles as time allows.

But threads like this can help. Unfortunate if they're posted out of frustration.

Here....some purple coneflower for you

and perhaps a little calendula brew for those welts

 

[Starfish]

Re: Starfish

I have and do read your posts..........if I have offended you , I'm sorry for that, if I have misunderstood you........as you have apparently misunderstood me......so be it. However.....because I am a relative newcomer here.............doesn't change a thing. "...............there is no good guy, there is no bad guy................just you and me...........and we just disagree......">dave mason < btw-one thing we do have in common........the Dead......been a head since the beginning

You were only one of four new people in a matter of three hours last night that totally and completely had no inkling of an idea of my intentions in my posts, or a thing about me, but were near to summing me up as some hell bent fucknut without merit or credit to my name here.

First of all, and I am only asking this because I'd really like to know what your supposed intentions where in saying what you said, but what exactly did I misunderstand about what you said? If you make claims around here, like my having a perceptual comprehension problem, and want to be taken seriously, please clarify yourself. It will help a lot. So what exactly did you mean by telling me to chill out, and telling me what I already knew about the intent behind that thread, and about my needing to smoke kinder nuggets , or my being bent, when in fact I was not?

Enlighten me, because I just don't see it. That isn't what I call a real friendly way of making an aquaintance.

 

[juicygirl]

"Jack Straw from Wichita shot his buddy down,
and dug for him a shallow grave and laid his body down . . . "


Fishmaster why do these boys get so nice when you call them on their bullshit. They never really do for me. Call me if you need some extra insecticide for the trolls.

 

[PepperminTrish]

Starfish~

I'm sorry that anyone is giving you grief without knowing what they are talking about. However, I am SOOOOO glad that you made a point of mentioning being able to click on the 'www' and view your artwork. I did some lurking before I registered and posted, so I did know that you were an artist. I just didn't know I could view your creations online.

I've glanced over the thumbnails you have of them and so far only clicked on "One Child at a Time" and spent some time looking at it and all of the close ups of the different parts of it. I was so enchanted with it and the story that accompanies it!! I'm looking forward, as time allows, to going back and taking my time with each piece.

Trish