Silly Questions....

[babydoll2u]

YES! I'm in Ohio now. Been busy looking for a place to live
so I haven't been here much. Rented a house yesterday and
moving in this weekend.

 

[darkelf9]

Why doesn't the right hand tell the left hand what it's doing?

Why does a pineapple, neither grow on pine trees or taste like an apple?

If bras are measured in cup size, how do we measure jugs?

 

[SecretScribe]

Why is a driveway ... where you park?

 

[me_akron]

?

If bras are measured in cup size, how do we measure jugs?

By hand size

 

[me_akron]

I work in a two-story building with an elevator. What is the little thing called that tells the elevator... in advance... to ALWAYS be on the other floor?

 

[babydoll2u]

Why is a driveway ... where you park?

by the same token....

why is a parkwa... where you drive?

 

[babydoll2u]

By hand size

LOL...good answer!!!

 

[me_akron]

Always wondered

How do you apply for a hand job and what do you wear?

Is there a resume required?

 

[nufsti]

Brown socks

I have ten pair of identical brown socks. Two things bother me a lot.

1. Why am I always mixing a sock from one pair with another?

2. Why is it when I cross my legs while dressing... I always seem to forget and end up with the left sock on my right foot... or is it the right sock on my left foot? I forget

 

[iansearchof]

Howcum

Listening to kids on the street, I heard: she goes, he goes, we go, they go....Everybody goes but NOBODY comes. Why?

 

[me_akron]

People into Sadism and Masochism... Do they save their data in Mega Bites?

 

[LongHairedOutlaw]

Do jr mints aspire to become peppermint pattys?

 

[babydoll2u]

Listening to kids on the street, I heard: she goes, he goes, we go, they go....Everybody goes but NOBODY comes. Why?

cute..........

 

[DLL]

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

What happens if you get scared to death twice?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If Superman is so smart, why does he wear underpants over his trousers?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

 

[Quoll]

pretty sure these have been done before, but I don`t care.

1. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at
you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of
window?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to
the
core of the earth?

3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do
is
stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible
crisp no one would eat?

10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

12. What do people in China call their good plates?

13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
wet
paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Morning Peg

Morning "D"



Love to stay and play, but vewy sweepy, keep zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....nodding off. Night All.

 

[babydoll2u]

Lmao!!!

 

[LongHairedOutlaw]

my fav question of all time. how much exactly is a sh*tload? always wondered that. like how many pies would it take for you to say thats a sh*tload of pies? k i am retuning the the ummm where ever i go hehe

 

[Quoll]

my fav question of all time. how much exactly is a sh*tload? always wondered that. like how many pies would it take for you to say thats a sh*tload of pies? k i am retuning the the ummm where ever i go hehe

My nephew was working in Israel and made the mistake of telling the people there that he would need a shitload of components to finish the job.
He spent the next two days trying to quantify for them the exact amount required, also had problems with a hatfull and the exact location of "Buggered If I know"

 

[babydoll2u]

LOL.............

 

[Quoll]

Dasyurus quoll florulentus

Lmao!!!

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Why?

 

[babydoll2u]

how sweet.......... thank you Q

 

[omahaman2]

Things That Make You Go Hmmm…

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

What would chairs look like if our legs bent the other way?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the difference between here and there?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

If someone is pretty ugly, which are they?

Why is it that when you talk to God you're praying, but when he talks to you, you're crazy?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to become troubled and insecure?

 

[Quoll]

Why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese.
So one moose, 2 meese?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but
one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?

Peg

 

[babydoll2u]

LOLOL.................

Q

 

[Quoll]

Beautiful AV Peg

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?