Silly Questions....

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Why is it called "after dark," when it really is "after light"?

Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?
 
Why is it called "getting your dog fixed," if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
 
me_akron said:
Why is it called "getting your dog fixed," if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?


Cause if you nail it up, it's harder to take it off the wall.
 
Why is it, that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? :confused:

Why is it, that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? :eek:
 
me_akron said:
Why is it, that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? :confused:

On occasion I actually have to deliver to one of these places, it has never been a pleasant experience, maybe it`s just me, but 60 year old men just don`t do it for me. *feeling nauseous smilie*

Why don`t they ever have a pen?

Ok I`m actually glad they dont have one, eeew
 
Just another Silly ?

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quoll said:
On occasion I actually have to deliver to one of these places, it has never been a pleasant experience, maybe it`s just me, but 60 year old men just don`t do it for me. *feeling nauseous smilie*

Why don`t they ever have a pen?

Ok I`m actually glad they dont have one, eeew

Is it just sixty year old men? :rolleyes:
 
60 year 0ld women are okay

:rose:

Why is it, that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is it, that when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?
 
Bum

When women ask the question, "Does my bum look big in this?", why is it that guys never get the answer right? But then isn't this a trick question? :confused:
 
me_akron said:
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Is it just sixty year old men? :rolleyes:

That`s all I`ve seen so far :confused:

Why am I only seeing sixty year old men?


Hmm better check the sign on the gate next time.
 
darkelf9 said:
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, why does she need a dog?

She trains him tio be vicious... and then stores the gems in his collar?
 
Why is it, that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? :confused:



Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? :rolleyes:
 
me_akron said:
Why is it, that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? :confused:



Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? :rolleyes:

Why is it when you mention that you couldn`t see their house number, they politely point and say "Why it`s right there..behind that bush"?:mad:

Why why would you have it the same colour as the house? People..helloooo contrast, sheesh :rolleyes:
 
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Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? :rolleyes:


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? :confused:

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Why do you never see a Zebra at a Zebra crossing? Do they know something we don’t?

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? What if you had two hands with a bird in each, is there then two bushes with two birds in each bush or one fucking big bush with four birds? And isn't that then a small tree or a hedge rather than a bush? I wonder if there where any birds in Moses's burning bush?
 
darkelf9 said:
Why do you never see a Zebra at a Zebra crossing? Do they know something we don’t?


Ahhhh! They were there... hundreds of them... it's the camoflauge.. and they DO know it.
 
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Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? Do you have to go there to find out where you're going?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then they put the seeds on the outside? Did someone forget? Shouldn't there be a checklist?


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Why do stores have a sign posted that reads "NO PETS ALLOWED (except dogs for the blind)"?

Blind people can not read them.
 
:confused:

You know how most packages say, "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
:eek:
 
Are you in Ohio? Haven't seen you around.

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You know how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks? What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

:eek:
 
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