Silly Questions....

[Quoll]

Re: Re: Re: And in extension...

hmmm... now here's a silly question...

After that dissertation on Coriolis Effect and the close tie to Mr. Schuler... was that humorous?

PDEQ's and all?

Humorous? Subjective I think. Silly? Certainly.

Some more silly Questions.

Now these may take some vertical thinking, about .4 of a minute should do it.

1. Do you ever lose track of what is going one around you. That is do you ever ‘blank out’, or feel
‘spaced out’ and don’t feel part of what is going on?


2. Do you ever ‘lose time’?


3. Do you ever end up doing things that you haven’t actively decided to do?

.4- Does your sense of time ever change, when things seem to be happening in slow motion?

5. Do you ever feel as though you are a spectator, watching what is happening to you as if you were
an outsider?

6. Do you ever feel as though you are disoriented, as though you are uncertain about where you are
of what time it is?



{{{{Peg}}}}

 

[done_got_old]

What is the difference between a slim chance and a fat chance?

 

[me_akron]

What is the difference between a slim chance and a fat chance?

The answer is... seven

 

[Quoll]

What is the difference between a slim chance and a fat chance?

The chance of my pc not crashing during mid post, slim.

The chance of me enjoying black coffee, no sugar, fat.



slim
fat
Well really it`s quite obvious, I mean look at them.

morning/evening DGO,


Why is "Durex" a brand of sticky tape and a brand of condoms?

 

[me_akron]

Why is "Durex" a brand of sticky tape and a brand of condoms?

Response: "Ouch"

2nd Response: "I seem to be stuck on you."

3rd Response: "Now it's going to hurt if you let it go all flaccid."

Pharmacy response "Yes. We have them. They come in three types you know. Inside, Outside and Both sides. Which do you want? Well... we usually sell them in more than one... are you sure that one is enough? Oh! It's for the cheating boy friend and the slut he's with? May I suggest Both sides then?"

 

[Sardu]

You're in trouble if...

1. When you get up in the morning, do you feel tired?

2. When you go to bed at night, do you feel tired?

3. When there is a knock at the door, is there usually someone there?

If you answered yes to all three questions, you are really in deep deep iguana droppings and might be suffering from BAD (being alive disease)!

There is no known cure for this terrible malady, short of euthanasia. If you know anyone who suffers from BAD, beware! It is contagious!

 

[Quoll]

NOTICE IN BOARDING HOUSE

Please do not stick things to the walls with durex.

Please do not leave old durex stuck to the walls.

Oh I am soooo BAD today.


Why, why, why, Delilah?

 

[me_akron]

Stolen elsewhere

Do you ever wonder if really dumb people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

What was the best thing before sliced bread ?

Why is it called a MISSile if it was made to hit things?

After you take a bath you're clean but wet, so u dry yourself with a towel. Why do you have to wash the towel? Isn't it clean?

If I'm not a hypochondriac but think I am, does that make me a hypochondriac ?

If Snickers really satisfies, why do they make a king size bar?

If pants are called a "pair", why aren't bras?

 

[Quoll]

Q... you just ain't right baby

Awww thanks Peg.

 

[LustfulOne50]

How do you know if you have been replaced in the middle of the night and your wake up in the same spot?

 

[me_akron]

ditto (stolen again)

for Quoll

Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?

If you're in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens if you put on the headlights?

Why do those signs say, "In Case of Fire, Do Not Use Elevator"? Why would you want to put a fire out with an elevator?

What is the speed of dark?

What's another word for synonym?

When bars advertise live bands is it because most potential customers don't prefer the sounds of a dead band?

 

[kikmosa]

How can a word be defined if part of the defination includes the word undefinable?

 

[kikmosa]

Is egg drop soup made from eggs that have been dropped?

 

[LustfulOne50]

Is bird nest soup really made with a birds nest?

Are 100 year old eggs really a 100 years old?

 

[me_akron]

http://www.gaynor.co.uk/faq.htm

Who's on first?... above? (it's safe... but wouldn't I say that if it weren't?)

 

[kikmosa]

Is bird nest soup really made with a birds nest?

Yes they are. From a species of swallows that build their nest on the walls of caves in a very few areas. But the nests aren't made of sticks and twigs, but rather from their spit. (yuck) I've seen a program on how they are harvested.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Yes they are. From a species of swallows that build their nest on the walls of caves in a very few areas. But the nests aren't made of sticks and twigs, but rather from their spit. (yuck) I've seen a program on how they are harvested.

Yucky!!..count me out on a birds nest brunch.

 

[kikmosa]

Yucky!!..count me out on a birds nest brunch.

Lol, I had never tried it and after watching that I never will.

 

[LustfulOne50]

When is the last time you heard someone say.."hand me that piano"?

 

[Quoll]

Yes they are. From a species of swallows that build their nest on the walls of caves in a very few areas. But the nests aren't made of sticks and twigs, but rather from their spit. (yuck) I've seen a program on how they are harvested.

Damn KIKI, you are to quick. I knew that one too.

 

[kikmosa]

Damn KIKI, you are to quick. I knew that one too.

Have you seen them harvested? Very interesting. And different familys own different sections of the caves and no one else is allowed to harvest in their section.

 

[me_akron]

Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?

 

[babydoll2u]

Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?

lol.......

 

[kikmosa]

If a tree falls in the woods and only a deaf man is there, does it make a sound?

 

[me_akron]

If a tree falls in the woods and only a deaf man is there, does it make a sound?

If a tree falls in the woods... and no one is around to hear it... do all the other trees laugh?