Silly Questions....

[jondoodle]

what the hell is a near miss

and how can you pre-board an airplane, do you get on before you get on

 

[babydoll2u]

Ever hear this?

"Now go change your underwear. If you're in a car accident, I don't no one thinking I'm a bad mother".

Like who's gonna care???

 

[me_akron]

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If I'm in an accident...won't I need my underwear changed?

 

[babydoll2u]

Is it true that if your nose runs and your feet smell, you were made upside down?

 

[Cathleen]

Here is a real question asked by one of the smartest girls in our high school class......

"Is the sun out when it is cloudy?"


We couldn't help letting this go and last year a group of us got together to start to plan our **th reunion...... and that question came up - seems she still doesn't get it! She is smart but man, the common sense fairy missed her entirely.

 

[me_akron]

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Why is it upside down...and not downside up? Did the ups come first? And why isn't it 7-Down anyway? When you're healthy it goes down and when you're ill it comes up.

 

[me_akron]

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Why is Cath Lean...has she lost weight?

 

[babydoll2u]

Re: ^

Why is it upside down...and not downside up? Did the ups come first? And why isn't it 7-Down anyway? When you're healthy it goes down and when you're ill it comes up.

OMG lol I think you just confused the hell outta me lol

 

[jondoodle]

Damn, it's beer thirty

 

[me_akron]

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If she's BabyDoll2U...what's she to me?

 

[jondoodle]

off limits LOL

 

[me_akron]

Leaving

Why are some people too cute...when they're sooo homely?

 

[babydoll2u]

Why do companies offer extended warranties on products that supposedly last for the life of the product?

 

[Cathleen]

This is one of my own....

Why in baseball is the inning started at the top and finishes at the bottom?

 

[jondoodle]

Are we havin fun yet???

 

[babydoll2u]

Re: Leaving

Why are some people too cute...when they're sooo homely?

leaving??

 

[babydoll2u]

Are we havin fun yet???

baaaaaaaaaaadddd, lol

 

[jondoodle]

where ya goin baby

 

[babydoll2u]

where ya goin baby

no no not me... Akron, had leaving in the sublect line

 

[Quoll]

why do people take a crap?

where are they going to take it?

dinner, a movie!!

 

[Quoll]

how can you be fatally wounded

 

[babydoll2u]

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why write a song about it?

 

[babydoll2u]

*bump*

 

[me_akron]

Everyone has a "Motherland" is that why people get asked what "Cuntry" they're from?

How about the gh sound in cough and enough...shouldn't we then spell 'friend' ghriend? And shouldn't ghoul be pronounced fool? How do you say the ghoul coughed phlegm?

Why are all uck words sex words suck fuck tuck luck buck duck yuck? as in "It was my luck after the clit suck to duck in, tuck close behind get her to buck for a great fuck before she said yuck!"

Why in Britain is the Silent 'u' in harbour, colour and favour and why did the US drop it? Was it because the founding fathers said "King George I hate you"?

When you have to take a wiz? Did it come from some silent q in quiz?

Why these?

a) The silent 'o' in country and enough
b) The silent 'i' in friend and neighbor
c) The silent w in coxwain
d) Why is there no x in ecstasy
e) Why is the sound of 'a' at bay in boat, float, coat and gloat
f) Why are there extra letters in terrestrial and commission?

Do we add extra letters...because there's a quota that must be used or you lose the letter?

I mean aren't there too many letters in Tennessee and Mississippi

By the way was there a Ninesee? a Misterissippi?

Why is there a Secretary of Defense? Could it be because the gals are always taking offense?

Why do secretaries always have keep everything secret? Can we have publicaries too? Or sharetaries?

Why are all it words clit tit bit snit zit hit fit sit all girl words?

Is there really a Farouk U in Egypt and a Pusan U in Korea?

 

[me_akron]

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They say there is no such thing as a silly question. Isn't that a silly answer?