Silly Limits

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[dolf]

i dare you to tell that to DVS on a winter day while he's walking over a wool carpet.

i'd respond to that...but you scare me

*runs away*
xx

 

[witcha]

No ketchup or mayo..*nods her head*





witcha

 

[Kassiana]

Oh, and I won't do anything that quacks. ::nods wisely::

 

[graceanne]

Oh, and I won't do anything that quacks. ::nods wisely::

*quack, quack, quack*

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

No violet wands that require their own high voltage line from the power company.

I may not be too bright, and I'd like to stay that way.

 

[Kassiana]

*quack, quack, quack*

Ack! Get that crazy Quacker away from me!

 

[graceanne]

Ack! Get that crazy Quacker away from me!

Five little ducks that I once knew
Fat ones, skinny ones, short ones too
But the one little duck with the feather on his back
He led the others with a

QUACK QUACK QUACK

QUACK QUACK QUACK

he led the others with a

QUACK QUACK QUACK

 

[h_i_s]

silly limit: i refuse to participate in any form of BDSM upon a mattress in which the label has been 'illegally' removed.

silly limit: Lick me, suck me, beat me, fuck me .... just pleeeeease, don't mess up my hair.

¸,ø¤º°sinn0cent1°º¤ø,¸ (proudly owned by, and devoted to INSIDEYOURMIND)

 

[Desdemona]

Silly limit: Do not chew tobacco and spit the juice in my belly button. Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

 

[graceanne]

Silly limit: Do not chew tobacco and spit the juice in my belly button. Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

ew - doesn't sound silly to me.

 

[Desdemona]

ew - doesn't sound silly to me.

Hell, I just hope nobody ever considers doing it. LOL

 

[esclave_PP]

Originally posted by sigsauerprinces
i will not under any circumstances allow someone to chain me to a stove while they throw tomatoes at me

I loved that movie!!!

Okay how about:

I will not fuck a dog while riding a horse nibbling on poop?

Hmmm

Lessee, how about absolutely no billy goats?

 

[Singularity]

Gaseous Events

Absolutely no gas-passing during serious beatings and floggings. By either the flogger or the floggee. It simply breaks the mood and fouls the atmosphere - figuratively and literally.


Sin.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I absolutely refuse to flog more than three women at one time (unless another PYL or two is also involved), or to participate in a flogging session involving only one or two pyls and more than three PYLs.

However, three PYLs working around two pyls hanging face-to-face from an overhead suspension device works very nicely, if the PYLs have discussed a little beforehand.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

i absolutely ...

positively, refuse to endure any peanut butter blowjobs.

No cheating with Reeses Cup sneaks either.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Re: i absolutely ...

positively, refuse to endure any peanut butter blowjobs.

No cheating with Reeses Cup sneaks either.

How about strawberry syrup?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Re: i absolutely ...

How about strawberry syrup?

Oh you really want me to go there ... blood wings and all, don't you?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Re: Re: Re: i absolutely ...

Oh you really want me to go there ... blood wings and all, don't you?

Okay, blueberry syrup - or butterscotch.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Re: Re: Re: i absolutely ...

Okay, blueberry syrup - or butterscotch.

Oh hell no, not after you stuck it in there.

You don't get to yank it out now that it's all sticky.

Wait ... this is the silly limits thread, so i guess you do.

Where is that official FU when you need him?

 

[soapstar]

Re: i absolutely ...

positively, refuse to endure any peanut butter blowjobs.

Peanut butter is of the devil!

 

[Quint]

I refuse to do...

Miss Peacock. In the billiard room. With the crowbar.

Nuh uh. No way. Not gonna happen.

 

[graceanne]

Re: I refuse to do...

Miss Peacock. In the billiard room. With the crowbar.

Nuh uh. No way. Not gonna happen.

How about with the candle stick? It's about the right size . . . .

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Eric Stanton

Won't whip WonderWoman.

Well, waffling with whipsaw ...

http://www.bondage.ru/art/stanton/st19.jpg

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Ms Peacock

How about with the candle stick?

Done.

http://www.bondage.ru/art/ashely/ash01.jpg