Silly Limits

[Mamid]

jalapenos in the coochie...

nope. nada. noway

 

[graceanne]

Re: Wrong Way Renfro

You're thinking of the wrong end.

Do you see the 6-9 inch section from the opposite side of her mouth to just before the first keys near her left hand?

Look at the raised section of the mouth piece, the lip plate and the embouchure hole, where the flutist places her mouth.

Think G-spot.

http://www.bu.edu/bridge/archive/2000/08-11/flute.jpg

And if you're a masochist think of where your cervix lies and that same raised area of the flute ...

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/17079.jpg

OMG I don't know whether to be incredibly turned on or incredibly scared.

 

[snowy ciara]

But that lip plate is hard and stuff. I'm still not sure about eroticizing a woodwind..

 

[DVS]

But that lip plate is hard and stuff. I'm still not sure about eroticizing a woodwind..

Well, don't you ladies get a little upset if we men aren't HARD AND STIFF?

 

[snowy ciara]

Well, don't you ladies get a little upset if we men aren't HARD AND STIFF?

Skin flute, definate maybe..

Backwards conversations.. giggling

 

[graceanne]

But that lip plate is hard and stuff. I'm still not sure about eroticizing a woodwind..

So would you eroticize a string instrumet? What about percussion? (Well, there are drum sticks . . . )

 

[DVS]

So would you eroticize a string instrumet? What about percussion? (Well, there are drum sticks . . . )

while drum sticks could be used, and with a gental touch could find a special spot...because they are thin and pointy on one end, a sudden jerk could also cause a puncture or jab that neither parties would want.

Claves could be interesting, if you're into percussion instruments. About 6 inches long and about 1 1/2 inches thick of solid polished rosewood...smoothed edges, so no unwanted damage from over exertion. We know how some do get into that over exertion mode.

This does bring up different thoughts of the phrase "play me, drummer boy" doesn't it?

 

[snowy ciara]

You people are sick. giggling I like that in a person. wandering off singing "You can ring my be-e-ell, you can ring my bell."

 

[DVS]

On those claves...I failed to mention they come in pairs. One could be shoved inside, and the other could be pushed in after it...to tap the end of the "submerged" one. I wonder what tone(s) we would get when played that way?

Oh, I was thinking of tones from the claves, not the woman. But, the latter could be interesting, too.

 

[graceanne]

while drum sticks could be used, and with a gental touch could find a special spot...because they are thin and pointy on one end, a sudden jerk could also cause a puncture or jab that neither parties would want.

Claves could be interesting, if you're into percussion instruments. About 6 inches long and about 1 1/2 inches thick of solid polished rosewood...smoothed edges, so no unwanted damage from over exertion. We know how some do get into that over exertion mode.

This does bring up different thoughts of the phrase "play me, drummer boy" doesn't it?

You perv! I was thinking what if the drummer used the sub as a drum, not that! *shakes head at the pervs in this thread*

 

[AngelicAssassin]

My Ding-a-Ling

*shakes head at the pervs in this thread*

At least he didn't suggest shoving hand bells in wide end first ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

 

[blue kat]

I wonder what the jingle bells on a stick thing would do to a girl. making a note to befriend a band geek so I can borrow some bells

 

[Mamid]

why not simply go to a music store and buy some bells?

 

[graceanne]

Re: My Ding-a-Ling

At least he didn't suggest shoving hand bells in wide end first ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: Re: Wrong Way Renfro

OMG I don't know whether to be incredibly turned on or incredibly scared.

See that lil thingy up top..it unscrews for added length and ridges

 

[graceanne]

Re: Re: Re: Wrong Way Renfro

See that lil thingy up top..it unscrews for added length and ridges

Is that what it's for? See I always thought it was for tuning reasons! Silly me. I'll never look at my sisters flute the same way.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Wrong Way Renfro

Is that what it's for? See I always thought it was for tuning reasons! Silly me. I'll never look at my sisters flute the same way.

ermm yeah thats it... its for tuning! Actually it doesnt work well for tuning purposes, easier to pull out the mouthpiece a bit... so they must have put it there for a reason eh?

 

[graceanne]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Wrong Way Renfro

ermm yeah thats it... its for tuning! Actually it doesnt work well for tuning purposes, easier to pull out the mouthpiece a bit... so they must have put it there for a reason eh?

true enough. Makes you look at all the old musicians in a different light, doesn't it? The old pervs.

 

[snowy ciara]

I suppose messing with the screw top thing could raise the pitch of things..

 

[DVS]

I suppose messing with the screw top thing could raise the pitch of things..

I caught that, if nobody else did.

 

[graceanne]

I caught that, if nobody else did.

oh we did. I sat at home and chuckled, but couldn't think of anything to say other than 'lol', so i didn't respond.

 

[Aeroil]

I will NEVER allow a mistress to tar and feather me

 

[Guest]

I will NEVER allow a mistress to tar and feather me

How 'bout hot wax and lint??????

 

[AngelicAssassin]

How 'bout hot wax and lint??????

As long as it's not belly button lint.

That's just going way too damn far.

 

[Aeroil]

As long as it's not belly button lint.

That's just going way too damn far.

*nods* yup yup , and the wax can't be beeswax either, that's a definate hard limit lol