Silly Limits

[snowy ciara]

No bug play! Ever! (Are you listening Fungi? You leave those evil giant mutant Kiwi bugs there!) and no snakes either!

 

[TigerClaw]

.....

 

[DVS]

Oh god yeah. That should be on my list as well!

When I was younger and doing more dangerous things to my mind and body, I loved Kipper Snacks. But today, I know they are covered in oil (and I don't think it was fish oil) and my fingers smelled very fishy for a long time.

But, that was before the sanitary cleansers were around.

 

[FungiUg]

No bug play! Ever! (Are you listening Fungi? You leave those evil giant mutant Kiwi bugs there!)

Dang. And I managed to find a couple of good wetas just for you!

 

[Krinaia]

i'd respond to that...but you scare me

*runs away*
xx

whatever... everyone knows AA is a big teddy bear! <laughs evilly>


... and as for my limit....

no leeches, that's a deal breaker right there... i'd probably yell at you once i stopped hyperventilating

and uhm, no throwing pumpkin guts at me when i'm bound!

 

[snowy ciara]

no scening to Disney tunes, with the notable exception of some of the Fantasia stuff. (Yes, Kat, that includes the Elvis from Lilo and Stitch!)

 

[graceanne]

no scening to Disney tunes, with the notable exception of some of the Fantasia stuff. (Yes, Kat, that includes the Elvis from Lilo and Stitch!)

But snowy! I wanted to do a scene to 'Colors of the wind' with you! You've just ruined my biggest, bestest fantasy! *sobs pathetically*

 

[snowy ciara]

aaawww hugging gracie Hmm.. Well, I might make a one time exception for you! But not "colors of the wind" please. How about the Pirate Song for the Pirates of the Caribbean ride?

 

[redelicious]

I will not go throught the desert on a horse with no name.

I will not walk in the rain and the snow with no place to go.


(and that, folks, is the extent of my creativity)

 

[graceanne]

aaawww hugging gracie Hmm.. Well, I might make a one time exception for you! But not "colors of the wind" please. How about the Pirate Song for the Pirates of the Caribbean ride?

Well, I suppose . . or or or !

How about 'you got a friend in me?' from A toy story?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Hot apple pie, Crazy Glue, and prenuptial genital grooming just went to the top of my "not in this lifetime" list.

 

[Quint]

I will be neither drawn nor quartered. Not this day or any other day.

 

[Guest]

No Marmota..

No used axle grease ...The fresh stuff is ok..

No sex between the firing line and the target line.

Soft limit..Rotating a sub on a spit.. Situational and open to negotiation.

 

[Guest]

Hot apple pie, Crazy Glue, and prenuptial genital grooming just went to the top of my "not in this lifetime" list.

Ummm...Does "prenuptual genital grooming" include shaving???

 

[graceanne]

Hot apple pie, Crazy Glue, and prenuptial genital grooming just went to the top of my "not in this lifetime" list.

Just? Ok, I gotta know, why just now? Someone suggest it? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Just? Ok, I gotta know, why just now? Someone suggest it? Inquiring minds want to know.

Watched the trilogy non-stop and laughed my ass off non-stop as well.

 

[snowy ciara]

American Pies?

Which reminds me, no flutes! Flutes are a hard limit!

 

[graceanne]

Watched the trilogy non-stop and laughed my ass off non-stop as well.

Aaaaah lol Sorry, had this mental picture of someone PMing you wanting to do something with hot apple pie, crazy glue and prenuptial grooming. *giggles*

 

[ShyGuy68]

American Pies?

Which reminds me, no flutes! Flutes are a hard limit!

Oh come on, the mental image of Alyson Hannigan with a flute (maybe the kind men have between their legs ) in her pussy is damn hot!!

 

[Krinaia]

Watched the trilogy non-stop and laughed my ass off non-stop as well.

what trilogy?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

what trilogy?

American Pie.

 

[snowy ciara]

Oh come on, the mental image of Alyson Hannigan with a flute (maybe the kind men have between their legs ) in her pussy is damn hot!!

Skin flute, definate maybe.. Long musical istrument with keys and screws and springs and other ouchie things? No thanks.

 

[graceanne]

Skin flute, definate maybe.. Long musical istrument with keys and screws and springs and other ouchie things? No thanks.

*giggles* Oh, the mental pictures! ROFLMAO

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Wrong Way Renfro

... with keys and screws and springs and other ouchie things? No thanks.

You're thinking of the wrong end.

Do you see the 6-9 inch section from the opposite side of her mouth to just before the first keys near her left hand?

Look at the raised section of the mouth piece, the lip plate and the embouchure hole, where the flutist places her mouth.

Think G-spot.

http://www.bu.edu/bridge/archive/2000/08-11/flute.jpg

And if you're a masochist think of where your cervix lies and that same raised area of the flute ...

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/17079.jpg

 

[Krinaia]

American Pie.

now it all makes sense... i was wondering how you were going to get post nuptial if you never did prenuptial grooming but uhm... you meant the genital shaving and not just your average every day dosage of soap and deodarant