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AngelicAssassin said:
As long as it's not belly button lint.

That's just going way too damn far.
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But dryer lint is okay? What about pocket lint?
 
I think ciara meant honeycomb, AA..... not the kind you use on your hair..... then again maybe I'm just missing the joke or something lol.....
 
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AngelicAssassin said:
Speaking of combs, i can imagine using one for "spur of the moment" genital torture play. Click the underlined portions for your amusement.

i can handle, pun intended:but under NO circumstances will i scene with this comb.
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*shivers and mutturs to self* bad, scary man
 
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See, kiddos.. This is what happens when you try to avoid the obvious pun on "honeycomb". Next time just bite the bulllet! Comb wise, I kinda like the last one. But then again, I once actually DID a scene to Disney tunes.


AngelicAssassin said:
Speaking of combs, i can imagine using one for "spur of the moment" genital torture play. Click the underlined portions for your amusement.

i can handle, pun intendedthis comb.
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"Die Pinky Die!"

You actually scened to Disney? Spill woman! We want all the gory details.

There will be no oatmeal and no fruit with cleavage ever in my scenage. No explanation really, just no.
 
D's mariposa said:
"Die Pinky Die!"

You actually scened to Disney? Spill woman! We want all the gory details.

There will be no oatmeal and no fruit with cleavage ever in my scenage. No explanation really, just no.
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It was probably 'Poor unfortunate souls' from little mermaid. :D
 
D's mariposa said:
"Die Pinky Die!"

You actually scened to Disney? Spill woman! We want all the gory details.
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ROFL.. That was Hercules, woman. How about:

"MOVE that thing, da- dar- drat you!"

from the WunderMunchkin in the back seat..

"Doodyhead! Aunt rose, you can say doodyhead in front of me and I won't tell Mama!"

graceanne said:


It was probably 'Poor unfortunate souls' from little mermaid.

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And the cd was the Greatest Hits or the Disney collection. I distinctly remember shakin' my groove thang to "Under the Sea" and then dancing around the room in black leather and a Stitch mask with a flogger in each hand to "Bare Neccessities." It was fun. I must do that again sometimes.
 
blue kat said:
And the cd was the Greatest Hits or the Disney collection. I distinctly remember shakin' my groove thang to "Under the Sea" and then dancing around the room in black leather and a Stitch mask with a flogger in each hand to "Bare Neccessities." It was fun. I must do that again sometimes.
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I thought ariel was a dork. I used to dress up as Ursula and go around singing poor unfortunate souls. Either that or Cruella de Ville. They were always a lot more fun to play. :devil:
 
blue kat said:
Sweetie, you're on the wrong end of the flogger, I think.
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LOL No, it was just a matter of hating stupid, insipid 'heroins'. The disney chicks were all too busy mooning about waiting for prince charming to come and 'rescue' them to actually develop a personality. *gag* Believe me you don't want to get me started on fairy tale hoeroins, but suffice to say, I think they're all loosers. At least the bad guys had some back bone and personality. They were funny.
 
They're improving. Mulan kicked ass. Too bad she asked mum and dad if the dork could stay for dinner. He's too mealy mouthed and good for her. Unless she wants to go Topside. That might work.:D
 
blue kat said:
They're improving. Mulan kicked ass. Too bad she asked mum and dad if the dork could stay for dinner. He's too mealy mouthed and good for her. Unless she wants to go Topside. That might work.:D
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True enough. Mulan was ok. I can see her making a good top. Now they need to work on the hero's, cause they're all dorks too. Still, it's the bad guys in disney films that carry the film. That's why I like 'em. If it weren't for them, the whole thing would be just dumb. It'd be a childsized chick flick is what'd be, and I won't watch adult chick flicks.
 
I'm not too big on chick flicks. I do like the Disney villianous ones though.

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Which reminds me, I was babysitting the WunderMunchkin above the other day, and Princess Bride is on. There's that scene in the end when Wesley is all floppy and she picks up his hand/arm and puts it over her shoulder and the Munchkin quietly observes. "That girl needs some rope for him." I tried not to laugh. I did. I tried so hard because the Munchkin really doesn't have a clue, being like 8 or 9. But I couldn't help it. I rolled. She wanted to know what was so funny so I made up some sort of lame-o excuse about never storming a castle without rope.
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Sleeping Beauty

i will not skull fuck Maleficent while using her horns for handles.

Rodeo riding while using self same horns works, however.
 
lolol..

I just had a vision of the Magician's apprentice from Fantasia. But instead of 10,000 little baby brooms it was 10,000 baby dildos. I really need some sleep.
 
blue kat said:
lolol..

I just had a vision of the Magician's apprentice from Fantasia. But instead of 10,000 little baby brooms it was 10,000 baby dildos. I really need some sleep.
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*giggles* That's aweful. LMAO
 
I can never listen to "a whole new world" after reading "a whole nude world"...

*shudder*
 
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