*Sighs......*

Mistress

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dips a big spoon in a icing container and scoops out a big chunk of choclate fudge icing, then sticks the spoon in her mouth
 
Life sucks...everything fucking sucks!

Sighs and takes another bite of the icing.
 
need a snuggle?

*big snuggle*


*then bring over a pint of Ben and Jerry's phish food*

*sticks the spoon in* here now open wide :)
 
I can relate....
the world is nothing but a bottomless pit of nothingness....
surrounded by barbwire and evil demons hellbent on destroying any thought of happiness...


Hey can I have some? *Brings own spoon*
 
AGREED!!!

Hands Jaded the icing container and then takes a mouthful of ice cream
 
...

**Walks into a room full of sorrow so it seems**

Hey I'm still trying to get over my ex but hey am I allowed to join? I've got a spoon here as well :)
 
*takes icing*

For the record... most men suck...

they use you.... tell you things that they know you want to hear... and then they can just suddenly change their minds.........
 
Lats her head on JadedPast76's shoulder and sighs, then stuffs her mouth with more icing.
 
Azwed is a nice guy. Or at least thats what all the girls I know tell me.

hmhhh
Way may need to bring a truck of ice cream in here. I don't have the connections for that, but maybe someone else does.
 
.......

May I just say that it can be the same with you ladies as well on this side. But then again I guess it helps if your girlfriend actually talks to you in the first place. :-|

But I guess this is a girlie thing right now so I'll leave you gals alone.
 
a joke to lighten the mood...hope it works..

There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely.

The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so skinny. The husband then donated some of his skin...however, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks. The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before!

She was alone with her husband one day and she wanted to thank him for what he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you!!!

He replied, "Oh don't worry, honey, I get plenty of thanks enough every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"
 
...

**Sits down and crosses me legs in the circle of depression**

Hey its been a month or so but I'm still pissed about it. I'll stay and listen if you want.
 
How about we all sit in the circle and tell something that is bother/hurting us.
 
oh my

That is good LOL

hmhhh i don't think i know any new jokes right now. But i can make a run for more ice cream if you want. Or should we start bring in the beer and liquor now?
 
hey, just remember... it can always get worse *sits on the floor at her feet* come on, mistress... don't let the world get you down. that would just be letting them win again, no? *smiles hopefully* let me drop my Mask for a few minutes here...

if you ever need somebody if you ever lack a friend you can come and talk to me... there's more in my life, more in my head i'm not the ditz i'm thought to be... so get a bigger spoon and an extra can of frosting cause the Queen of Secrets and Sorrow is here again.

i once wrote a song... maybe this is the time to post it.

"Life Sucks" (seems appropriate ne?)

I got kicked outta my house just the other day
My mom said she didn't love me, tol' me to go away
Everyone in the world
Hates this excuse for a girl
But I don't let it bother me
Anymore
Cause i got my shit and I
Walked right out that door

Life sucks... and i'm enjoying it
Life sucks... nothin' you can do 'bout it
Life sucks... so get over it
And make it the way you want it to be

My lover left me just a little while back
Said I was good but our hearts weren't on the same track
I whipped a vase at his head
Told him he was a dog in bed
But then I thought about what I said

And that was when I realized
That there's more to life
And I looked real hard
For the answers...
And the universe said!

Life sucks... and i'm enjoying it
Life sucks... nothin' you can do 'bout it
Life sucks... so get over it
And make it the way you want it to be


hope it helps a little... *pulls her Mask back on*
 
Maybe i should go. This past month or so is the best my life has been in a long time. I don't really have anything to be depressed about, so I think I will go and leave you guys all my ice cream :)
 
*Shows up with a truckload of ice cream and pizza*

Did someone order pizza and a truckload of icecream?
 
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