I can relate....
the world is nothing but a bottomless pit of nothingness....
surrounded by barbwire and evil demons hellbent on destroying any thought of happiness...
May I just say that it can be the same with you ladies as well on this side. But then again I guess it helps if your girlfriend actually talks to you in the first place. :-|
But I guess this is a girlie thing right now so I'll leave you gals alone.
There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely.
The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so skinny. The husband then donated some of his skin...however, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks. The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before!
She was alone with her husband one day and she wanted to thank him for what he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you!!!
He replied, "Oh don't worry, honey, I get plenty of thanks enough every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"
hmhhh i don't think i know any new jokes right now. But i can make a run for more ice cream if you want. Or should we start bring in the beer and liquor now?
hey, just remember... it can always get worse *sits on the floor at her feet* come on, mistress... don't let the world get you down. that would just be letting them win again, no? *smiles hopefully* let me drop my Mask for a few minutes here...
if you ever need somebody if you ever lack a friend you can come and talk to me... there's more in my life, more in my head i'm not the ditz i'm thought to be... so get a bigger spoon and an extra can of frosting cause the Queen of Secrets and Sorrow is here again.
i once wrote a song... maybe this is the time to post it.
"Life Sucks" (seems appropriate ne?)
I got kicked outta my house just the other day
My mom said she didn't love me, tol' me to go away
Everyone in the world
Hates this excuse for a girl
But I don't let it bother me
Anymore
Cause i got my shit and I
Walked right out that door
Life sucks... and i'm enjoying it
Life sucks... nothin' you can do 'bout it
Life sucks... so get over it
And make it the way you want it to be
My lover left me just a little while back
Said I was good but our hearts weren't on the same track
I whipped a vase at his head
Told him he was a dog in bed
But then I thought about what I said
And that was when I realized
That there's more to life
And I looked real hard
For the answers...
And the universe said!
Life sucks... and i'm enjoying it
Life sucks... nothin' you can do 'bout it
Life sucks... so get over it
And make it the way you want it to be
hope it helps a little... *pulls her Mask back on*
Maybe i should go. This past month or so is the best my life has been in a long time. I don't really have anything to be depressed about, so I think I will go and leave you guys all my ice cream