*sigh* The world don't end like it used to

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Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

Dorothy Parker
 
Scientists say the world IS going to end.

They figure we have 50 billion more Christmas' ahead of us.
 
You'd think that the radio would be playing something celebratory after the solstice, but there's only lousy Christmas music.
 
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