"Should Santa Claus still be fat?"

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"Should Santa Claus still be fat?"

"Santa is a role model, and kids don't want to have a role model that's fat."

Kids don't want? Has any kid ever complained about Santa being fat? But various adults are keen on controlling the messages that reach kids, and in this light, Santa needs to be thoroughly examined for inappropriate messages.

I'm going to begin a list:

1. He keeps a list. I have here in my hand a list... This is McCarthyesque and oppressive.

2. He's checking and rechecking the list. This is the stuff of obsessive compulsive disorder.

3. He's a grown man obsessing over whether children are naughty and nice. Obviously creepy. Also puritanical.

4. He watches children when they are sleeping. This condones the invasion of privacy (or worse).

5. He smokes. (This bad-example-setting has already come in for censorship.)

6. He wears fur.

7. He stokes materialism.

8. He takes credit for the work of others (deflecting appreciation that properly belongs to the parents).

9. He operates as an endorsement of a rigid class system by creating the impression that wealthy children are more deserving of gifts than the poor.

10. He breaks into houses at night.

11. He relies on sweatshop/slave labor.

12. He exploits animals.
 
This is one of the most amusing posts I've seen in a while. Sadly there are nuts out here that think like that. I've even seen arguments made that the whole Santa Claus story is damaging to children because when they eventually learn the truth years of deceit damages them.
 
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Down, fang boy :) So do you want to know what I think about Santa?
 
OMG I remember back in the day a friend getting his cat high. I wasn't sure who I felt the worst for. The cat or his owner. :eek:

When my cat was a kitten and I had the hydro system going, I was sitting around manicuring one day. I went to pick up the bags of leaf on the floor and one felt heavier than the others. I put it down and searched through it and there, at the bottom of the bag was my 6 week old kitten munching away. He's been a stoner ever since and will hassle people to blow him out. :p
 
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