Should "Masturbators" Get Permanently Banned?

[parodyluvr75]

Definition:

[noun] a person who practices masturbation
Synonyms: onanist

Synonyms:

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Related Words:

frotteur
tosser, jerk-off, wanker

Masturbation refers to sexual stimulation of a person's genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. Self masturbation is a common form of autoeroticism. Masturbation with a partner (called mutual masturbation), is also common.

Men and women have techniques and characteristics in common, but also have specific preferences in the ways they like to masturbate or be masturbated. Studies have found that masturbation is frequent in humans of both sexes and all ages, although there is variation. Various medical and psychological benefits have been attributed to a healthy attitude to sex in general and to masturbation in particular, and no causal relationship is known between normal masturbation and any form of mental or physical disorder. Acts of masturbation have been celebrated in art worldwide since prehistory. While there was a period (spanning between the late 18th and early 20th centuries) when it was subject to medical censure and social conservatism, it is considered a normal part of healthy life today. There have been masturbation marathons and health service slogans such as "an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away". It is commonly mentioned in popular music as well as on television, in films and in literature.

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Another bad parody....

 

[badbabysitter]

Masturbators are the number one causers of abortions


they need to be rounded up an executed

 

[parodyluvr75]

Also they don't wash their hands thoroughly afterward. Nasty germ-ridden buggers.

 

[badbabysitter]

Also they don't wash their hands thoroughly afterward. Nasty germ-ridden buggers.

You can catch " the gay" that way

 

[parodyluvr75]

Oh no, it must be a communist ploy designed corrupt the innocent bourgeoisie.

Or perhaps the bilderberg's are hatching a plot for world domination by enticing people to diddle.

 

[blobfish]

I would be banned three times today.

 

[badbabysitter]

I would be banned three times today.

Baby killer

 

[parodyluvr75]

I would be banned three times today.

You're a tool of the bourgeoisie!

 

[blobfish]

Baby killer

I'm also a cannibal.

You're a tool of the bourgeoisie!

I'm a lezzy-fair capitalist. At least, those are the videos I watch.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm also a cannibal.

For the sake of Catro, we need proof!

I'm a lezzy-fair capitalist. At least, those are the videos I watch.

Once you go commie, you never go back.

 

[blobfish]

Once you go commie, you never go back.

Once you go pink, you can't rethink.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

 

[blobfish]

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Was that Will Rogers?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Marx of course.