Dillinger
Guerrilla Ontologist
- Joined
- Sep 19, 2000
- Posts
- 26,152
Said the straight man
To the late man
Where have you been?
I've been here and
I've been there and
I've been inbetween.
(King Crimson - "I Talk To The Wind")
YOU LACK SLACK, JACK! There is a painful lack of slack around here these days.
Geez. Damn. Shit. Fuck. And all those other words.
What's the deal, people? Ease up. Cut yourselves some slack. Take a deep breath. Do some yoga. Go for a run.
http://www.cs.hut.fi/~pno/SubGenius/slack.gif
Can you become a master of slack? Do you have the mojo?
Stop making pronouncements. Stay or go. Do what's right for you. But don't make a vendetta about it!
"I'M LEAVING BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL MEAN TO ME"
What are we... a bunch of fucking kids? I thought no one under 18 was allowed here? If I didn't know better (and maybe I don't) I'd say a good lot of you are about 8 years old.
Let me tell you something - if you're not happy here - if this place is adding stress to your life... then do leave. You're not doing us or yourself any favors.
Many times the mountains have
Turned from green to yellow
So much for the capricious earth!
Dust in your eyes,
The triple world is narrow;
Nothing on your mind,
Your chair is wide enough.
- Muso (1275–1351)
If you like this place and there's just a couple people who make you lose it... FUCKING SO WHAT? Huh? No one said everyone was required to like you - or vice versa. Stop trying to be everyone's friend. Ignore those you don't like - just like I assume you do in real life? Otherwise there'd be a lot more physical violence in the workplace.
Change is the norm of the universe. Life IS NOT fair. All tends toward chaos. Go with the flow. Get over it!
Slack baby, slack.
Need to vent? Go here - http://www.enteract.com/~guru/java/bob.html and see if you can assassinate Bob Dobbs, the King of Slack.
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/lemur50/bd_aniExplodeBob1.gif
And NO - this IS NOT aimed at any one person in particular - its a general rant. Cut me some slack too, while you're at it.
(Hey Starfish... you take care of yourself... *BIG hug*)
To the late man
Where have you been?
I've been here and
I've been there and
I've been inbetween.
(King Crimson - "I Talk To The Wind")
YOU LACK SLACK, JACK! There is a painful lack of slack around here these days.
Geez. Damn. Shit. Fuck. And all those other words.
What's the deal, people? Ease up. Cut yourselves some slack. Take a deep breath. Do some yoga. Go for a run.
http://www.cs.hut.fi/~pno/SubGenius/slack.gif
Can you become a master of slack? Do you have the mojo?
Stop making pronouncements. Stay or go. Do what's right for you. But don't make a vendetta about it!
"I'M LEAVING BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL MEAN TO ME"
What are we... a bunch of fucking kids? I thought no one under 18 was allowed here? If I didn't know better (and maybe I don't) I'd say a good lot of you are about 8 years old.
Let me tell you something - if you're not happy here - if this place is adding stress to your life... then do leave. You're not doing us or yourself any favors.
Many times the mountains have
Turned from green to yellow
So much for the capricious earth!
Dust in your eyes,
The triple world is narrow;
Nothing on your mind,
Your chair is wide enough.
- Muso (1275–1351)
If you like this place and there's just a couple people who make you lose it... FUCKING SO WHAT? Huh? No one said everyone was required to like you - or vice versa. Stop trying to be everyone's friend. Ignore those you don't like - just like I assume you do in real life? Otherwise there'd be a lot more physical violence in the workplace.
Change is the norm of the universe. Life IS NOT fair. All tends toward chaos. Go with the flow. Get over it!
Slack baby, slack.
Need to vent? Go here - http://www.enteract.com/~guru/java/bob.html and see if you can assassinate Bob Dobbs, the King of Slack.
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/lemur50/bd_aniExplodeBob1.gif
And NO - this IS NOT aimed at any one person in particular - its a general rant. Cut me some slack too, while you're at it.
(Hey Starfish... you take care of yourself... *BIG hug*)
