Shhhh Laurel is trying to sleep...

[Merelan]

So no fighting okay? Or else keep it down. And as for all that moaning and groaning during sex. Can we issue gags here. The poor woman is trying to get some rest.

 

[Manu]

Shhhhhh...

 

[*bratcat*]

hmm..must be nice to sleep with the Madam...

 

[Never]

WAKE UP!

It's only 11:30 hun.

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, sssh...Laurel is trying to sleep!

Uh, I mean, umm...

 

[KillerMuffin]

I thought Laurel was updating? Must be less exciting than down dating. Or would it be more fun to go to an adult store and pretend to be a shocked conservative christian soul virginal twit suddenly thrown into paroxysms of lust over the wall sized display of plastic wrapped rubber cocks of all shapes and sizes? We could name them, like Jerry Falwell for the little one and um, what was I talking about? I forgot.

 

[Laurel]

I'd always rather be updating than downdating.

Have no fear. Stories are on the way. I swear. lol.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm just wondering what you're doing fondling that two headed dong and calling it Jeb and George.

 

[Laurel]

What can I say? They're the two biggest dicks in America.

 

[Laurel]

tee hee

 

[Never]

Drum roll for Laurel please.

 

[Laurel]

*da dum dum TISSSS*

Thankya very much. I'll be here all week...

 

[Never]

Rock a bye Laurel,
in the treetop.
When the wind blows
the cradle will rock.

When the bow breaks
the cradle will fall.
And down will come Laurel,
Cradle and all.

 

[Laurel]

FALL?

The cradle will FALL?

Christ almighty...what kind of thing is that to sing to babies?

 

[Never]

You have to remember, this song was created during the middle ages, that baby's lucky if it lives to age 2.. Gotta toughen them up!

 

[Merelan]

I like them tender, roasted just to sizzling. Then served with the first harvest from the garden.
Yummmmmm...........

 

[MinkSoul]

remember that children's song....

"Ring Around the Rosie"?


you know:

Ring around the rosie...
Pocket full of posies...
Ashes, ashes...
We all fall down...


it was about the plague in Europe...

 

[Never]

See.
I told Laurel not to go to sleep and this is what happens.