Sharpe OOC Casting Call

Perhaps... but I wonder if Justine would want to do it with him... and possibly NOT stick a knife into his back while at it.

(But I bet she will wait until she's got her orgasm...)
 
It seems everyone got the wrong impression of Justine. She's not evil just misunderstood...tragic childhood etc etc...It's really society's fault.
 
...*sighs*...poor Susannah is still standing by a campfire... :eek:
Hopefully Mister Harper will invite her to join him soon... ;)

Very much enjoying the passionate exchanges between Kate and Richard in the meantime though... :D
 
Bah! She's a French, as described by Marge Simpson!

"You can't trust them... one second they are kissing a woman, the next they're back-stabbing her!"
 
Dear Mrs Britwitch

A threesome? Now that's quaint an idea...Perhaps it's a bit too much even for our gallant hero :D ...But it would be wrong of me to monopolize him so by all means do let Susannah join in the fun.

Katamari

That's probably true although in Justine's case it would be hard to backstab her seeing as she's the one holding the knife...
 
Lady_Mornington said:
Dear Mrs Britwitch

A threesome? Now that's quaint an idea...Perhaps it's a bit too much even for our gallant hero :D ...But it would be wrong of me to monopolize him so by all means do let Susannah join in the fun.

Milady Mornington,

While such an idea does have more than it's fair share of enjoyable possibilities...I was thinking of Mister Harper, and not Mister Sharpe at present... :D

Susannah is, for the moment at least, an innocent young thing and I think for her first experience to be with more than one person would be a little too much for her...
She'll wait as long as it takes for Pat to talk to her (although I hope it will not be too much longer before he does... ;) )
 
Mrs Britwitch

Yes you are right of course...although as Steiner pointed out...Fortune favours the brave and given our Major's disabiliity to say no to a woman she's probably has as good chance as any with him.
 
Milady,

I'm not saying Susannah might not try her luck at some point in our tale :eek: ...but don't think that walking in on her Mistress at this present moment would be the ideal time for it... ;)

Fingers crossed Longleg rejoins us soon so Susannah and RSM Harper can attempt to become more than mere acquaintances ;)
 
She's a card our Susannah...and let's hope that Mr Longleg gets round to acting our favourite Irishman soon.
 
Question. Does de Villiers still have a sword on her arms, or is she just trying to... do some crazy Kung Fu TEA-YO-HEART-OUT attack? :p
 
Sabre in right hand held at straight arm in a classic cavalry posture...Since her initial plan misfired *pun unintended*
 
Hmmm... I hadn't thought of that.

I must admit, though, that women mud wrestling in Victorian-era undergarments must be quite a sight...
 
Interesting...isn't that an euphemism for outright kinky and just wrong???

Anyway I think you ought to have Alfonso clop her around the ear before she tears his pantaloons of. ;)
 
Lady_Mornington said:
Susannah vs Justine? The boys putting Pound notes in their knickers?

He he he... ;)
Could be an entertaining match...after all, Susannah did grow up with brothers, am sure she'd know a move or two that might surprise even the deadly Justine :D
 
Poor Justine..one cannot help but feel sorry for her...So what awaits her now then Katamari? Being bound and ravished or is Alfonso having the pleasure to interogate her before taking her to Battalion?

(Don't quite know what to write as she's unconcious at the moment)
 
Alfonso is definitely not going to rape her. I'm not THAT far into it...


He might cop a feel or two, though. He probably will interrogate her once back at the camp.
 
I'll write something starting from when Justine wakes up and the Spanish enter the camp will that work?
 
Ok, sounds capital.

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GAAAAH! RIDICULOUS ARCHAIC ENGLISH VOCABULARY! GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME!
 
That would be "Fair do's, Guv" - speaking as a Londoner (in my youth).

Oh god. Don't tell me the gallant captain is going to report to Batallion HQ. Because I'm currently... Using... Batallion headquarters.

To the victor the spoils, and all that.

"I got the girl, Major!"
"Good show, Captain, so did I. Now don't shout so loudly or they'll all want one and we simply don't have enough to go around."
 
I know that Sharpe is a larger than life hero - but really, don't you think a threesome is asking a LITTLE much of him fresh from the battlefield?

Give him decent night's sleep, on the other hand... *grin*
 
Steiner said:
"I got the girl, Major!"
"Good show, Captain, so did I. Now don't shout so loudly or they'll all want one and we simply don't have enough to go around."

Was that an attempt to be witty Steiner? Well we are not amused.
 
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