Sharpe OOC Casting Call

[Steiner]

It's a little plummy for a line from Sharpe.

He's more likely to hurl a boot at you and tell you to fuck off until tomorrow morning.

 

[Katamari Roller]

He's more likely to hurl a boot at you and tell you to fuck off until tomorrow morning.

Oh boy, oh boy!



Well, it seems Lady Mornington is not on right now, so I will leave for a while now.

 

[Lady_Mornington]

Oh boy, oh boy!



Well, it seems Lady Mornington is not on right now, so I will leave for a while now.

No she wasn't...stepping out to visit the real world (Btw The Last King of Scotland is an excellent film) and where do I find myself *or rather my psychotic alter-ego?* Being manhandled by King Ferdinand and King George's finest....

Cheers you lot.

 

[Steiner]

Ahhh, stop complaining. You know you love it really.

 

[Lady_Mornington]

Steiner...that's called projecting. Besides I have my revenge in some other thread

 

[Steiner]

Revenge is a dish best served cold. And unexpected.

 

[Lady_Mornington]

And with plenty of mayonaise since you chose to reside in Holland

 

[Steiner]

Just because I live there, doesn't mean I do foolish things like eat unpastuerised Mayo.

*shiver*

 

[Lady_Mornington]

Sorry about missing out on your post Katamari...duely changed now.

 

[Katamari Roller]

Ah, it's Ok. Tends to happen. But DAMN! NOW is when Justine decides to play the cocktease!? ><

Heheh!

 

[Steiner]

Hey, Alfonso might be made of stone, but Sharpe isn't.

Still, he's not stupid.

 

[Lady_Mornington]

Cocktease? Our Justine? Nooo I wouldn't think she would...

 

[Steiner]

Much.

 

[Lady_Mornington]

I think our Justine has her sights set on Alfonso...you know "the fuck like you hate..." kind of affairs...

 

[Steiner]

She's welcome to him. Say what you like of our mild mannered Kate - she's unlikely to try and claw anybody's eyes out, or stab them in the back.

 

[Katamari Roller]

"I SO want to fu... KILL him! Yeah, kill him! It is KILL, not f... not...

SHIT!"


Kinda like that?

 

[Lady_Mornington]

More like..."I hate him and I'm going to fuck him til' he bleeds and begs for mercy..." Kind of...But what do I know?

 

[Katamari Roller]

Well, I think that dissipates any doubts about after-sex cuddling.


Incidentally, I've already watched Sharpe's Rifles and Sharpe's Eagle. And I'm listening to the "Over the Hills" theme as sung by John Tams. All in all, Sharpe is nice and cool all around...

 

[Lady_Mornington]

Looks like we made you a convert Katamari...

And no cuddling afterwards...if Alfonso can't appeal to the softer side of our Justine...

 

[Steiner]

I don't know. Am I being too harsh?

Sharpe's never really bought into the whole "Gentleman's parole" business - probably because he's been backstabbed by too many gentlemen. His treatment of Justine is incredibly ungallant, I know, but then he said some fairly harsh words about Lucille too, so...

Well, I think it's time to let the good Captain have a crack at her. In any sense he feels appropriate.

 

[Lady_Mornington]

Steiner

Perhaps a bit but it's nothing she can't handle...and you might want to let Richard interceed lest the gallant Spaniard steals away our Kate

 

[Katamari Roller]

No need to interrupt the story just for the sex. I can keep my libido in check for the sake of a good story.

 

[Steiner]

Don't worry, Justine seems to have this weird chemistry with Alfonso. I'm going to let the two of them 'talk it out'.

 

[Lady_Mornington]

No need to interrupt the story just for the sex. I can keep my libido in check for the sake of a good story.

More people should adhere to that...Would make srp all the more enjoyable.

 

[Katamari Roller]

More people should adhere to that...Would make srp all the more enjoyable.

Sadly, they are not as nerdy as I am...