Sexy. Mad. Libs.

[mysterydrink]

I'm in the process of designing a mad lib(s) that is likely to be as rib-splitting as it is leg-spreading.

Y'all fill out the form. I will choose the most sex-larious one, or two if there's a tie, and share it with the class! This should be fun.

After the mad lib is filled out and read out, then it's somebody else's turn to come up with one and the cycle continues.

You like?

 

[jeninifer]

I love!

I did Mad Libs Valentine's last year. They weren't sexy, though.

 

[mysterydrink]

Okay. It's a lot, I admit. But I think you'll like it.

The name of this SEHR EROTISCH mad lib is: "A Very Special Night." I hope you like it.

WOMAN'S NAME: _______________________________________
MAN'S NAME: _______________________________________
NOUN: _______________________________________
NOUN: _______________________________________
TERM OF ENDEARMENT: _______________________________________
ADJECTIVE: _______________________________________
ADVERB: _______________________________________
VERBED: _______________________________________
ADVERB: _______________________________________
ONOMATOPOEIA: _______________________________________
VERBED: _______________________________________
NUMBER: _______________________________________
EXCLAMATION: _______________________________________
ADJECTIVE: _______________________________________
BODY PART: _______________________________________
ANIMAL: _______________________________________
VERBED: _______________________________________
ADVERB: _______________________________________
BODY PART: _______________________________________
CLOTHING ITEM: _______________________________________
BODY PART: _______________________________________
VERBING: _______________________________________
VEHICLE: _______________________________________
CITY: _______________________________________
VERB: _______________________________________
BODY PART: _______________________________________
BODY PART: _______________________________________
BODY PART: _______________________________________
VERB: _______________________________________
ANIMAL: _______________________________________
EXCLAMATION: _______________________________________
VERB: _______________________________________
VERBING: _______________________________________
BODY PART: _______________________________________
ADJECTIVE: _______________________________________
BODY PART: _______________________________________
VERBING: _______________________________________
ADVERB: _______________________________________
FLAVOR: _______________________________________
VERBED: _______________________________________
ADJECTIVE: _______________________________________
ADJECTIVE: _______________________________________
WEATHER PHENOMENON: _______________________________________
VERB: _______________________________________
CITY: _______________________________________
PROFESSION: _______________________________________
ADJECTIVE: _______________________________________
VERBED: _______________________________________

 

[jeninifer]

WOMAN'S NAME: Vanessa
MAN'S NAME: Harold
NOUN: cunt
NOUN: bedroom
TERM OF ENDEARMENT: sweetheart
ADJECTIVE: wet
ADVERB: violently
VERBED: fucked
ADVERB: hungrily
ONOMATOPOEIA: boing
VERBED: ate
NUMBER: 37
EXCLAMATION: son of a bitch!
ADJECTIVE: sloppy
BODY PART: tongue
ANIMAL: beaver
VERBED: raped
ADVERB: swiftly
BODY PART: cock
CLOTHING ITEM: thong
BODY PART: ass
VERBING: humping
VEHICLE: Jeep
CITY: West Islip, NY
VERB: lick
BODY PART: asshole
BODY PART: nipple
BODY PART: armpit
VERB: suck
ANIMAL: koala
EXCLAMATION: eat me!
VERB: run
VERBING: eating
BODY PART: earlobe
ADJECTIVE: creamy
BODY PART: things
VERBING: sweating
ADVERB: cruelly
FLAVOR: strawberry
VERBED: twisted
ADJECTIVE: hot
ADJECTIVE: pink
WEATHER PHENOMENON: tornado
VERB: moan
CITY: St. Louis
PROFESSION: Interior Designer
ADJECTIVE: stinky
VERBED: licked

 

[mysterydrink]

Excellent choices, Jeninininininifer! Is anybody else working on it/interested? I'll maybe give people 10-15 minutes or so to chime in, then I'll read yours aloud.

 

[jeninifer]

Was I not supposed to do them all?

Sry. I'm new.

 

[mysterydrink]

Was I not supposed to do them all?

Sry. I'm new.

Oh, nonono, you're perfect. The rules were just "I will choose the most sex-larious one, or two if there's a tie, and share it with the class!" So I was gonna see if anyone else wanted to try too, but we can also make it FCFS, and that'll probably make sense, but I'll give it a short bit just for now.

 

[BonaFideBlonde]

I think this is clever, but like her am not certain of the rules. Am I supposed to fill out the whole list?

 

[mysterydrink]

I think this is clever, but like her am not certain of the rules. Am I supposed to fill out the whole list?

That's the idea! But if that proves to be too much of a pain in the ass, we can discuss modifying.

I'm using Jeninifer's word choices now, but if you want to try it out, you're welcome. We can do more than one without too much difficulty.

 

[mysterydrink]

Blondie! If you're doing this...DON'T LOOK until you've submitted your choices.

A Very Special Night: By Jenininifer

Vanessa and Harold were deeply in cunt, but they had yet to make bedroom to each other. Tonight, though, all that was to change. Vanessa called Harold on the phone and said "Hello, sweetheart, tonight I want to give you a very special gift. Why don't you take a shower, put on something wet, and I'll be over in an hour?" Violently, Georgie did as she asked, and fucked hungrily by the door for her to arrive.

He heard a BOING! at the door and ate to open it. There she was, wearing only 37 piece(s) of clothing. "SON OF A BITCH! Vanessa, you look absolutely sloppy." She kissed him on the tongue and said "Thanks, Harold, and mmm! You smell like a beaver. Why don't we go upstairs?" He raped and led her up to his bedroom, breathing swiftly, unable to take his eyes off her cock and the way her thong clung to it. When they got up there, she grabbed him by the ass and started humping it. He let out a sound like a Jeep and said "Wait!! Before we start...what's the safeword?" "West Islip, NY," she announced, "Now quit lollygagging and lick my asshole." He complied, and as his nipple entered her armpit, she started to suck like a koala. "EAT ME, Howard, you sure know how to run a girl!" Juices were eating from her earlobe and she returned the favor by grabbing his creamy things and sweating it cruelly. "Mmmm, Harold, you taste just like strawberry." As they twisted together, their two bodies looking like a hot pink tornado, he started to yell "Oh, I'm gonna...I'm gonna...I'm gonna moan!!!" But she stopped him and said "Wait, baby, I want you to give me a St. Louis Interior Designer," with a stinky look on her face. "WEST ISLIP, NY!!" he exclaimed, and licked out of the room.

 

[jeninifer]

Hilarious.

Let's work on creating the St Louis Interior Designer.

It should have to do with splattered cum on some body part.

 

[BonaFideBlonde]

Hah. I have no discipline and read it. I don't think I could do a better job than Jennifer.

 

[mysterydrink]

Hah. I have no discipline and read it. I don't think I could do a better job than Jennifer.

Tsk tsk tsk...Blondie, sounds like you're in need of some discipline!

 

[mysterydrink]

Hilarious.

Let's work on creating the St Louis Interior Designer.

It should have to do with splattered cum on some body part.

No, the St. Louis Interior Designer is when you stick your nipple in their armpit and lick like a koala.

So anybody else wanna try their hand at making one? I admit I'm not sure how well this'll work in terms of flow.

 

[BradBigBrain]

WOMAN'S NAME: Sophie
MAN'S NAME: Marcus
NOUN: table
NOUN: penis
TERM OF ENDEARMENT: baby
ADJECTIVE: sweet
ADVERB: facetiously
VERBED: fucked
ADVERB: consciously
ONOMATOPOEIA: whisper
VERBED: sucked
NUMBER: 37
EXCLAMATION: Oh my god
ADJECTIVE: languid
BODY PART: tits
ANIMAL: dog
VERBED: stroked
ADVERB: roughly
BODY PART: ass
CLOTHING ITEM: panties
BODY PART: eyes
VERBING: staring
VEHICLE: train
CITY: san francisco
VERB: depart
BODY PART: arm
BODY PART: leg
BODY PART: foot
VERB: swing
ANIMAL: cat
EXCLAMATION: FUCK
VERB: fuck
VERBING: fucking
BODY PART: pussy
ADJECTIVE: pink
BODY PART: finger
VERBING: running
ADVERB: quickly
FLAVOR: vanilla
VERBED: cooked
ADJECTIVE: hot
ADJECTIVE: wet
WEATHER PHENOMENON: blizzard
VERB: play
CITY: los angeles
PROFESSION: doctor
ADJECTIVE: bad
VERBED: twisted

 

[mysterydrink]

Nice, Treble-Bee!

A Very Special Night: By BradBigBrain

Sophie and Marcus were deeply in table, but they had yet to make penis to each other. Tonight, though, all that was to change. Sophie called Marcus on the phone and said "Hello, baby, tonight I want to give you a very special gift. Why don't you take a shower, put on something sweet, and I'll be over in an hour?" Facetiously, Georgie did as she asked, and fucked consciously by the door for her to arrive.

He heard a WHISPER! at the door and sucked to open it. There she was, wearing only 37 piece(s) of clothing. "OH MY GOD! Sophie, you look absolutely languid." She kissed him on the tits and said "Thanks, Marcus, and mmm! You smell like a dog. Why don't we go upstairs?" He stroked and led her up to his bedroom, breathing roughly, unable to take his eyes off her ass and the way her panties clung to it. When they got up there, she grabbed him by the eyes and started staring it. He let out a sound like a train and said "Wait!! Before we start...what's the safeword?" "San Francisco," she announced, "Now quit lollygagging and depart my arm." He complied, and as his leg entered her foot, she started to swing like a cat. "Fuck, Marcus, you sure know how to fuck a girl!" Juices were fucking from her pussy and she returned the favor by grabbing his pink finger and running it quickly. "Mmmm, Marcus, you taste just like vanilla." As they cooked together, their two bodies looking like a hot wet blizzard, he started to yell "Oh, I'm gonna...I'm gonna...I'm gonna play!!!" But she stopped him and said "Wait, baby, I want you to give me a Los Angeles Doctor," with a bad look on her face. "SAN FRANCISCO!" he exclaimed, and twisted out of the room.

 

[mysterydrink]

Anybody else want to try their hand at making a sexy mad lib? I don't mean filling the existing one out (although that's still welcome), I mean making a new one!

 

[jeninifer]

Anybody else want to try their hand at making a sexy mad lib? I don't mean filling the existing one out (although that's still welcome), I mean making a new one!

Duh, yes!