Sexual Injuries and Bloopers!

[glorfindale39]

Ever have such intense sex, or sex in such a strange location or position that you end up hurting yourself? I had sex not to long ago the day after a really intense workout, and managed to pull a stomach muscle. A buddy of mine recently came clean to me that the broken wrist he has was from falling backwards off the bed during him and his wife’s sexual gymnastics. I about laughed my ass off. I just had to ask if anyone else has ever had any funny experiences like this?

To just add a bit to the thread, what about sexual bloopers? You know, knocking heads during sex, or steeping or kneeling on bits that don’t like to be steeped on etc.

Please share your experiences.

Cheers,

G.

 

[Starblayde]

She was bouncing up and down so vigourously her head smacked into mine as i raised my head up briefly. She ended up with a black eye while i just had a lump on my head

 

[bknight2602]

Ever have such intense sex, or sex in such a strange location or position that you end up hurting yourself? I had sex not to long ago the day after a really intense workout, and managed to pull a stomach muscle. A buddy of mine recently came clean to me that the broken wrist he has was from falling backwards off the bed during him and his wife’s sexual gymnastics. I about laughed my ass off. I just had to ask if anyone else has ever had any funny experiences like this?

To just add a bit to the thread, what about sexual bloopers? You know, knocking heads during sex, or steeping or kneeling on bits that don’t like to be steeped on etc.

Please share your experiences.

Cheers,

G.

After my first real all nighter, my penis was swollen about twice its normal size and hurt like hel

 

[juicylips]

Oooooooo two of my favorite men in the same thread. *Pant*

Ok. What was the question?


I have fallen off the bed quite a few times. No lingering injuries though. I really can't suck cock while cumming either. I'll let you reason why.

 

[bknight2602]

Oooooooo two of my favorite men in the same thread. *Pant*

Ok. What was the question?


I have fallen off the bed quite a few times. No lingering injuries though. I really can't suck cock while cumming either. I'll let you reason why.

hmmmmmmm wonder who's the odd one out?

 

[BgMma]

I have broken two beds by getting so vigourous.

I have had a bruise on my head from an elbow

I have had a limp for about a day after an allnighter

 

[RawHumor]

I have fallen off the bed quite a few times. No lingering injuries though. I really can't suck cock while cumming either. I'll let you reason why.

Actually, I enjoy it when my wife masturbates and cums while she's sucking my cock. Even though she can't concentrate on the orgasm, the vibrations of her moans and the voyeuristic aspect add quite a bit!

 

[Starblayde]

hmmmmmmm wonder who's the odd one out?

Bah! Beat me to it, old bean!

 

[Ezarc]

I once had an orgasmed so hard that I got lightheaded. As I was rolling off the woman I was with I lost my balance, slipped and put my head half way through a sheet rock wall. Oops.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

does getting a gear shifter rammed in your ass on the upstroke count?

 

[glorfindale39]

does getting a gear shifter rammed in your ass on the upstroke count?

ROTFLOL - OMG. Yeah, I would say it counts, unless you got a thrill from it. lol

G.

 

[juicylips]

hmmmmmmm wonder who's the odd one out?

I'm sure you all know I just did that on purpose to hurt someone, right? Showing you my cruel, heartless, bitch side?

Obviously, bk posted at the same time as me. There was just g and sb post's at the time I posted.

 

[juicylips]

Actually, I enjoy it when my wife masturbates and cums while she's sucking my cock. Even though she can't concentrate on the orgasm, the vibrations of her moans and the voyeuristic aspect add quite a bit!

So is that an invitation?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I think the worst that's happened to me is the occasional leg cramp, but I feel confident that with a vigorous training program, those will go away with time.

 

[RawHumor]

So is that an invitation?

Are you a moaner?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

ROTFLOL - OMG. Yeah, I would say it counts, unless you got a thrill from it. lol

G.

I have a constitutional right to plead the Fifth

 

[juicylips]

Are you a moaner?

No. I'm really quiet. I don't moan, groan, gasp or scream.

 

[Starblayde]

No. I'm really quiet. I don't moan, groan, gasp or scream.

That is true

 

[april-wine]

No. I'm really quiet. I don't moan, groan, gasp or scream.

Hmmmmm well let's pull some muscles now and work on moaning, groaning, gasping, and sreaming....

 

[juicylips]

That is true

You leave me speechless.

 

[juicylips]

Hmmmmm well let's pull some muscles now and work on moaning, groaning, gasping, and sreaming....

I think you would make a terrific work out partner.

 

[bknight2602]

I'm sure you all know I just did that on purpose to hurt someone, right? Showing you my cruel, heartless, bitch side?

Obviously, bk posted at the same time as me. There was just g and sb post's at the time I posted.

LMAO Fair enough, jl you know I'm funning with you!

 

[BgMma]

The best sexual "accident" would be if I ever met BK!

I am still not over the other thread!!!!!

 

[juicylips]

LMAO Fair enough, jl you know I'm funning with you!

I know and I was just funnin' back

 

[penguindance]