Ohhhh! When it warms up this summer game for it?Do you get charged by threads posted? Who cares if it's been covered? This sites been open for YEARS... There probably isn't much that hasn't been asked. Congrats you have the Rainman like ability to remember every discussion ever brought up or the time to cross reference them all, but most of us aren't going to check through the 1,853,926 previous topics to see if it's been talked about... Damn...
Oh... And sex on the beach, middle of the night, right where the water hits the sand
Do you get charged by threads posted? Who cares if it's been covered? This sites been open for YEARS... There probably isn't much that hasn't been asked. Congrats you have the Rainman like ability to remember every discussion ever brought up or the time to cross reference them all, but most of us aren't going to check through the 1,853,926 previous topics to see if it's been talked about... Damn...
Oh... And sex on the beach, middle of the night, right where the water hits the sand
Put me on ignore, little kid. 
I like the way you think about sexuality, as I am thinking about very similar things apparently.
Well, aren't you just a little ass muncher? How dare I offer up a link to a newbie who did ask about a topic.
You were offering advice to a newbie you arrogant interfering busybody, you're a newbie yourself girl, get some bloody time in, meanwhile the only advice needed is to tell you to pipe down.
Back to the thread, a few weeks on a tropical island with my current cyber partner for starters.
Actually that sounds really hot to me! I'm not sure I'd beg for no more though I it was me....just saying lolOK, for me it's to go out clubbing with two really good mates, intent on pulling one heck of a tart for the three us us to share; together, separately, together, till she's telling us, 'please, no more'. She'd get cock in her in the taxi home, then semi continuously until about 5pm next day. Totally men-centric, she would be the means of us displaying prowess to one another.
Dark? so be it.
Si
Those all sound like fun!Hi NaughtyRed.
My sexual bucket list would include:
Having as many sexual encounters of any type as possible with a particular ex of mine. (This one, sadly, will never happen lol)
Having a MMF threesome with my husband. (Also, will never happen.)
Having a real DP, not just from one dildo and one penis. (See above, will not happen lol)
Sex on top of the hill of my grandparent's farm.
Sex in a big old pick up truck, for old time's sake and new time's fun.
Sex at night in the rooftop swimming pool of a tiny hotel in Myrtle Beach. (Okay, this one is an "again".)
Being fingered by my guy in a crowded bar or restaurant, preferably to an orgasm.
Standing up sex at the top of the 'Eiffel Tower' at King's Island.
That is just a few of the things I'd wish for, sexually speaking.
DarkPleasures a newbie? Hah. She's been around way longer than you, boy.
What an astounding admission, a moderator who can't read, or do you mean that you are aware of the fact that ''Dark Pleasures'' has multiple identities at Literotica?
Dark Pleasures profile shows that she joined Literotica in 2012, whilst I joined a few months before yourself in 2007.
Your life may revolve around the minutiae of this particular forum, but mine are much wider, my princioal enjoyment here being to join others in having fun.
LMAO. People can have more than one screen name; it's not against the rules.
You were offering advice to a newbie you arrogant interfering busybody, you're a newbie yourself girl, get some bloody time in, meanwhile the only advice needed is to tell you to pipe down.
OK, for me it's to go out clubbing with two really good mates, intent on pulling one heck of a tart for the three us us to share; together, separately, together, till she's telling us, 'please, no more'. She'd get cock in her in the taxi home, then semi continuously until about 5pm next day. Totally men-centric, she would be the means of us displaying prowess to one another.
Dark? so be it.
Si
I've tried that a few times and I just must not be with the right people trying it because its not fun for me. And I wish I had5 bucks for everyone telling me you need me to do it lol
