Sexual Advice for Virgins Thread

[Prince Romeo]

Now what business do you have in here?

 

[J.B.]

Have fun?

 

[Coca~Cola]

I was going to give 'My Advice'

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I have an advice for virgins. Real ones, that is, not the Lit-versions.

First Time Always Sucks.

There. I said it. No-one else would, but you needed to know the truth.

First Time means pain, clumsiness, bleeding, coming too soon or not coming at all, etc, etc.

My advice is, instead of buying in on all the BS about waiting for the Right One and making it "special", just go ahead and get it over with, so you can start practising. Because it's only through years of practise and learning different tricks on how and when to touch where, that sex will actually become great.

 

[Lovepotion69]

First Time Always Sucks.

First Time means pain, clumsiness, bleeding, coming too soon or not coming at all, etc, etc.

Hm, I'd change that to first time with someone new often isn't all that. Just because you're new to each other and don't know what makes the other tick.

First time for me was painless, not overly clumsy, no bleeding and he came (ok, so I didn't but it takes me ages to do it anyway).

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

To all the male virgins out there:

Don't buy into all the bleeding nonsense. It doesnt bleed.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

To all the male virgins out there:

Don't buy into all the bleeding nonsense. It doesnt bleed.

True. Male virgins don't bleed. Unless they behave really badly in bed, coz then the women WILL make them bleed.

 

[Guest]

To all the male virgins out there:

Don't buy into all the bleeding nonsense. It doesnt bleed.

It bleedin' does bleed , ya bleeder!

 

[Prince Romeo]

vir·gin ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vûrjn)
n.
A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.
A chaste or unmarried woman; a maiden.
An unmarried woman who has taken religious vows of chastity.
Virgin The Virgin Mary.
Zoology. A female insect or other arthropod that produces fertile eggs without copulating.

adj.
Of, relating to, or being a virgin; chaste.
Being in a pure or natural state; unsullied: virgin snow.
Unused, uncultivated, or unexplored: virgin territory.
Existing in native or raw form; not processed or refined.
Happening for the first time; initial.
Obtained directly from the first pressing: virgin olive oil.
Zoology. Producing fertile eggs without copulating.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Types of virgins:

1) Vaginal
2) Anal
3) Territory
4) Snow
5) Olive Oil

If you have been violated in all 5 categories, I'm afraid there is no hope for you!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Olive Oil was not a virgin, she was a slut.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

waiting is not that bad.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Types of virgins:

1) Vaginal
2) Anal
3) Territory
4) Snow
5) Olive Oil

If you have been violated in all 5 categories, I'm afraid there is no hope for you!

Note to male virgins: this isn't a checklist or a set of code words.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Olive Oil was not a virgin, she was a slut.

What a hot bitch!

 

[Prince Romeo]

Note to male virgins: this isn't a checklist or a set of code words.

Don't believe him! There is a secret message hidden in there! (Hin : ransla e i o La in and hen read i backwards)

 

[dclabrecque]

I have an advice for virgins. Real ones, that is, not the Lit-versions.

First Time Always Sucks.

There. I said it. No-one else would, but you needed to know the truth.

First Time means pain, clumsiness, bleeding, coming too soon or not coming at all, etc, etc.

My advice is, instead of buying in on all the BS about waiting for the Right One and making it "special", just go ahead and get it over with, so you can start practising. Because it's only through years of practise and learning different tricks on how and when to touch where, that sex will actually become great.

I couldn't disagree more. I was a virgin on my wedding night. I'm still glad that I waited. In reality the sex itself was just so - so, but the event was incredible. Pain - no, clumsiness - yes, but rather sweet on both of our parts, bleeding - miniscule, coming too soon- him, yes, no big deal, not coming at all - me, but came before, and again later. I told my kids that I didn't expect them to wait for marriage, but that I hoped they could always look back on losing there virginity with fondness instead of regret. It's a gift you only get to give one time - make it count.