Sextrology Test

[SheRemembers]

Hmmmm...

Sagittarius Woman
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Heterosexual

The Centauress is a size queen. Particulary when it comes to girth, Sadge's lover had better be thick as his bankroll if he plans to hang around. Result-oriented, Sadge is a stickler for having an orgasm during each and every sexual interlude. She is self-serving in the sack, a big believer that one should take responsibility for one's own pleasure. Certainly, nothing turns Sadge on more than herself, there are generally plenty of mirrors around in which the Archess can see herself reflected pre-, during- and post-coitus. Not that Sadge likes a passive man per se, but she needs to feel elevated by the sexual experience, never put upon or made submissive herself. Her favorite position is on top (preferably watching herself) riding her guy to orgasm. She enjoys being orally stimulated, although it's not a fixation, and she doesn't much relish reciprocation. She will experiment, and in areas many women wouldn't think of visiting, but when it comes to specifics, Sadge is basically a “good girl” who merely imagines herself someone with exotic tastes. For the most part, Sadge is really in love with seduction and romance. A boyfriend or husband's peripheral vision is enough to send her into a jealous rage. Ironically, if she is in a tepid relationship, she will flirt wildly and openly with other men, often the husbands and boyfriends of the myriad friends who make up the bulk of Sadge's social life.

Straight turn-ons: Executives, athletes, luxury gifts, wining and dining, spontaneity, northerners, Nordic types, flattery, fawning, married men, thick penises, deep penetration, tennis players, rock hard thights, asses, exhibitionism, girl on top from behind, standing positions, stocking, garters, photos, videos, mirrors, little-girl role play, father, boss fantasies, (passive) analingus, sixty-nine, call-girl role play, standing sex, staying power

 

[asian_princess]

Pisces Woman
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Heterosexual

Nowhere in the Pisces's paradoxical nature more evident than in her her sexual behavior. For such a subjectively fueled creature, sex, something meant to be personal an experience, is probably the one thing in life toward which she is ultimately wholly objective. Indeed, Pisces enjoys eroticism, even in the form of a dime-store novel, generally endowed with a talent for exteriorizing sex herself, wether it be in her own writing or in her blatant exploration of the subject in what is otherwise meant to be polite conversation. That dynamic follows her into the bedroom. She is open to activities that might make other women's hair curl. She is not so much passive, or even receptive, as she is suspectible to the desires of her partner. She is utterly available in the moment, willing to comply with her partner's penchant for sexually going “around the world”, open to any and all oral or anal activities with equal nonchalance. ( who told!! ) Picses is not the passionate lover, any pleasure seeming to take her unawares. On the other hand, she never quite loses her untainted and innocent vision of what sex should be.

Straight turn-ons: Father figures or young boys, sensitive men, androgynous looks, smooth bodies, swimmers, models, delicate features, bone structure, artists, poets, creatives, married men, homewrecking, extended foreplay, tender sex, massage, lite submission (oopsy..does that mean i gotta give up my crop?!! noooooo), b+d, (passive) oral, slow, sleepy sex, erotica, softcore porn, (passive) analingus, (passive) tickling, teasing, (passive) anal penetration, long fingers, toes, flattery, (passive) seduction, nibbling, licking, pillow talk, gifts, surprices, bisexuality, lesbian erotica, prostitute role play, alcohol, narcotics


Homosexual

To generalize wildly, ot seems that a large portion of Pisces women possess a latent lesbianism. Often, she is blatantly bisexual and makes no bones about it. Where sexual preference is concerned, she is, in a word, fishy. Her modus operandi changes little whether involved with a man or a woman: She wants to be coddled and catered to. Though she's drawn to strong women who posses qualities Pisces finds enviable, worship goes right out the window by the time she and a lover hits the sheets. Despite how orgasmic activity might be for the Pisces in the privacy of her home, her lesbian relationship might appear rather sexless to the public eye. Relationships are a kind of sisterhood, based on mutual betterment and shot through with shared spiritual aspirations.

Gay turn-ons: Dominant females, butches, straight women, sapphism, erotica, deep kissing, body contact, vanilla, (mutual) masturbation, (passive) oral, (passive) penetration, triadism, scissoring, spankings, hygiene, feathers, ticklers, sensual massage, performing striptease, (passive) penetration, vibrators, dildos, straight couples, threesomes, diva role-play, pansexuality, men on the side, intimacy, monogamy, anonymity, strangers

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LMAO...homewrecking!!!!!!!! if only that meant...fucking so hard, i wrecked all the furniture!!

pretty close though...

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Ok let's see how this goes.

He tends to be fearful of proving lousy, or just so-so in the sack. (Quite true. I'm pretty concerned with how was it. Though I try and try hard not to be) Expertise is the very least Virgo expects of himself; but rather than practise his way to perfection, he often adopts an adept's air, skirting the whole issue, while continuting to live life like a virgin. (Huh? Well Sort of. But I did practice my way. Instead of say living life like a virgin I went out became a slut and read all I could on the subject.) This is why he generally prefers lovers with far less experience than himself, so that, in comparision, he will seem masterful, in every sense of the word: as sovereign, adept, and instructor.(Huh? No. I like people of all experience. But it is ever so nice not to have to tell them what this is and coax them into it.) He believes love and affection should be unspoken- eschewing talky- cloying relationships. Virgo wants to take it slow and appriciates a woman who'll likewise settle into a leisurely pace.(Again Huh? I've been jumping in feet first for a while now. But that is bginning to describe some things.) He hopes a lover will take responsiblility for her own pleasure in the bedroom, which is why, more than not, he welcomes a woman on top position.(Oh hell yeah. I love her on top. It's so pretty to watch her get off that way.) He gets off by being viewed as an instrument for his mate's enjoyment, happy to provide the necessary tool(s) to that end, and grateful for not having to be the traditional male aggressor.(Again. yay. I like being passive. It's ever so much fun. But I'll do whatever wants more than what I do.) He has a tremendous staying power and the earth may, indeed, move for his parther while she is being so diligently poked.(I knew there was a reason. I think this is true.) Given his penchant for regularity, sex can take on a ritual significance, thereby becoming a means of reinforcing and solidifying his bond with a woman.(ok that too.) Few men are better with their hands than virgo man.(Oh I wish. I may be ambidextrous, but good lord, breaking most of the fingers and both wrists have made them like paws.) The same might be said with his mouth, would he apply his workman's ethic to oral duties as well.(Yay. I like to give face. It's fun and deliscious. And I've been told I'm good at it. And inventive to.) Virgo experiences orgasm as a full-body sensation, feeling an exciting buildup that, unlike with many men, will see him shaking in precursory waves before he actually even erupts.(Ok that's true as well. I take my time. And eventually I Give up flutter shake and collapse. I like cuddling after. But as a DLS, a good portion of that like, is that cuddling does not involve movement.) Despite his sanitized vision of sex, Virgo has a wildly active fantasy life. His more kinky longings are generally so deeply buried in his pshyche that he may barely be aware of the range of proclivities he might actually posess.(Hmmm. Ok that should be true. But I do know what I want. And while vanilla it is what I want and enjoy.) One classic Virgoan fascination is “watching”. Specifically, this entails observing an attractive heterosexual couple having sex.(NO. Just no. Sex is a participation sport. I barely like porn. though i do watch/ use it.) Other sexual reveries generally involve nubile- looking women and, of course, virgins, whom, both in real life and in his imagination, he revels in deflowering.(Never had a virgin. Corrupted many, but no VIRGINS.) On the flip side, he may envision himself as the debased project, putting himself at the mercy of a dominant, vampish woman with whom he can play out any number of lurking submissive tendencies.(Oh Hell yes. Beat me, Whip me, Tie me, Fuck me till I can't stand.)

Straight turn-ons: Older/experienced females (YEP), asian women (OH GOOD GOD YES), small breasts (WHAT? NO. I like pillows), skinny legs(maybe?), waifs (Nope), wastrels (Nope), submission(Yep), girl-on-top(Oh yeah), white shoes(yeah that does make me twitch a little), stockings(look so damn good), handcuffs(Struggle all I like), harnesses (I do enjoy feeling powerless. It's rare) , streetwalkers (Huh. Not really), (passive) dicipline (I've been bad), (passive) s+m (See the final comments) , nurses (It hurts. make it feel all better) , secretaries (Again yes), technicians (No) , playing doctor (A little), fingering (I do so love getting her off standing behind her. One of the few control scens I enjoy), voyeurism/other couples (watching no. Adding yes), heavy porn (Um. rather make it than watch it), lite pain (Can't hurt me. Least not with that sissy little crop.), humaliation/being cuckolded (Umm. I don't mind if she wants another man. makes me want to try harder to please her so she won't want another man. But Not so much into thje humiliation or being cheated behind the back way), (passive) teasing/torture (Make me angry. Not wise), alcohol (I enjoy a beer or two once a month), downers (Huh? Like barbituates? Not really. ENERGY. That's where it's at.), piercings (Been stabbed. Not paying anyone to do it. But on her. Yeah I love Rings and studs and metal. So cool and wonderful to tongue.), branding (Yep), gags (Part of the rest of it), hoods, masks, (in the same category. And no. I like her face. And mine.

So that's sort of me.

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Aries Man
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Heterosexual

Whether as a wife or a secret wench, no man expects a woman to look as much like an airbrushed centerfold as the Aries man. So aligned with the Masculine Principle is he that overt female functions are too foreign to his framework to be appetizing, let alone intriguring, as they are for many men. There is no getting around the raw fact that Aries man is an athletic lover with an urge for domination. He is all for fast and furious sex, and unlike many men, he'll tire none too easily nor feel a need to pace himself. Ironically, in indulging his own needs he goes a lot further in satisfying a partner than does many a so called sensitive man with a how to manual for a mind. What the woman might miss is foreplay, something the egoist Ram isn't in the habit of performing. First and foremost, he is a missionary man, but in a myriad forms- taking a woman from behind, standing, doggie style, or in spoon formation will do the trick, too. He's a passionate but abrupt kisser, jast as he's a pro with the quick thrust, not one for long, languid smooches or slow stroking, sleepy sex. Some well placed oohs and aahs at the sight of his equipment are enough to satisfy his conceit as it's really approval that he's after. A lover will notice how he constantly keeps eye contact, forever gauging what effect he's having. He loves it when you say his name, if not uncle. Sometimes, sir might even work into the mix.

Straight turn-ons: Domination, younger women, lithe bodies, blonds, tans, long legs, small breasts, athletes, dancers, long hair, body scents, shaved, waxed genitals, (active) b+d, (passive) oral, (active) anal, mastery, rough housing, missionary position, doggy style, cotton, lace panties, teasing, being begged, maids, cheerleaders, marathon sex, tantrism, nudism.

Hmmm, seems about right.

 

[blueskies]

Gemini Woman

Gemini Woman
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Heterosexual

When it comes to sex, it is Gemini's habit to feign naïvete. Even in her practical, long term relationships, the bedroom is one place she can't help but put on a bit of a show. Gemini instinctually lets a man off the hook of having to perform spectaculary, something she finds to be hurdle to the kind of low stakes roll in the hay she enjoys anyway. She doesn't like to go too deep into a sexual experience, literally or figuratively, much preferring to keep activities light and superficial. She may be blatantly vulnerable, but she pretty much goes willingly, rarely needing to put up a fuss since it's already planted in her partner's mind that he's conveying precious cargo when he takes Gemini on an erotic trip. She plays the protege, literally the “protected”, seeking to be taken under her man's wing. Roleplaying is endemic to her sex life as, in a way, she's never not engaging it. She will alight upon many acts and positions during a single interlude, so long as she's never made to explore any one too profoundly. Her skin is sensitive and may react wildly to even the slightest touch. Just as she is a master of psycological manipulation, she, in turn, likes to be physically teased, the element of surprice being highly arousing to her. She may even enjoy being tied down occationally, with a steady partner, that is, who'll take her to the edge, with light touches and licks, and how much tactile torment she can take. A lover must always remain alert and flexible to her ever changing moods. When it comes to intercourse, the Twins actually prefers to be on top, where she can control the pace and positioning. There is always a sense of the Gemini self pleasuring in bed, as if her partner is mere a tool for her own masturbatory masterwork. Whereas most women find male homosexuality a hands down turnoff, the Gemini may be both psychologically intrigued and erotically titillated. In fact, she'd sooner engage in a threesome with two men as opposed to the more commonplace girl guy girl menage, knowing she won't be the overwhelming focus.

Straight turn-ons: Younger boyish men, married men, seduction, playing ingenue, basketball players, Africans, Latins, one-night stands, exhibitionism, mutual masturbation, standing sex, speedy thrusting, quickies, teachers, professors, masturbation during sex, doctor/nurse role-play, phone/cyber sex, treasure trails, goatees, (active) oral sex, (passive) lite b+d, bi men, bi porn, vibrators, dildos, tickling, pinching, teasing, (passive) nipple play, swapping, girl-on-girl

 

[FantasySlut]

HETROSEXUAL

For the faint of heart, or simply the blatantly out of shape, sex with virgo woman can be a though task indeed. Though she is rarely, by any stretch of the imagination, a gym bunny, odds are ten to one that most guys will tire before she does. With her, it's all about enjoying the process, building excitement, giving and taking in equal meassure. The sexual experience is must be powered by love. Her perfect mate is someone who, unlike those guys who bolted when faced with her obvious emotional depth, welcomes so unfathomable a female as she. At first, it might seem that Virgo is someone who just lies there. But any such impression is often more a reflection of a man's shortcomings than any on her part. Motion begins subtly for the Virgo, on the inside, where her body involuntarily teases, squeezes, and eventually vaccuums a man into her without a kernel of knowledge of what's occurring passing consciously through her brain, her body delivering the information to her head, not the other way around. If a man doesn't tune in to these natural workings and instead seeks to asserts his own rythmic directives, they will never get in sync. Given time- the term quickie isn't in her vocabulary. The Virgo seeks to serve, more than just simply please, and her penchant for submission is a surpricing thrill to any lover. If she is to join in any game at all, they might be along one bondage theme or another, as being held captive, and subsequantly released, mirrors the evolution of her psycological process in life. She enjoys a touch of the dark side, often art-directing her own bedroom into some semblance of a dungeon, replete with candles that she might employ, expertly dripping wax on her partner in all the right places.

Straight turn-ons: High-power creatives, rockers, painters, (passive) b+d, facial hair, hygiene, circumcision, business suits, bosses, (active) oral, bikers, skinheads, (passive) anal, doggy style, ribbed condoms, tantric techniques, toys, vibrators, candle wax, tattoos, piercings, maid/secretary role-play, degradation, humiliation, doctor/nurse fantasies, (passive) lite s+m, navels, corsets, garters, crochless underwear, high leather boots, dungeons, goths

 

[Azuldrgon]

Gemini Guy

The Twin guy often can't help but seek the thrill that potential sexual triumph's provide. Flirting affords an escape valve, but only to a point. As such, many a Gemini will forgo channeling his obsession with immortality into procreation and instead attempt to remain forever young, playing the dating game until he seems, well, dated. When it comes to sex, Gemini consciously considers what it takes to be good in bed. The twin guy uses his head, and nobody is better with his hands, His oral skills extends to the bedroom as well. No guy can get a girl off quicker, so long as we're speaking strictly of clitorial stimulation as a vehicle to orgasm. He'll twiddle, squeeze, bite, pinch, lick, and blowwhile poking, providing a woman with the feel of a full body climax, no pale substitute, in the end, for a straight on plowing. In some cases he may seek to overcome a sense of sexual inferiority through dominant role play, a soupcon of which is all it takes to impart a major thrill to the Twins, whose trademark fantasy involves subjecting women to compromising, but rarely all out humiliating positions. Sex must always, first and foremost, be fun. Like a terrier, he'll root out every corner of a female's fantasy life, urging her to admit, and submit to, her kinkiest longings. He thrives on experimentation and detests routine. He has a weakness for high class hookers who don't mind going around looking like they've just stepped out of the pages of Penthouse. Moreover, he is specifically turned on by the idea of tag teaming a female with another fellow, just so long as he needen't play second banana. Puns aside, he'd like to be both director and feature actor.

Straight turn-ons: Small women, home girls, red heads, hour glass figures, white panties, snake eyes, long legs, m-f-f threesomes, girl-on-girl porn, little boy role-play, high-class hookers, lite b+d, (active) oral, (active) humiliation, spanking, mind games, high heels, peep shows, striptease, g-strings, lingerie, manicured muffs, swinging, swapping, giving pearl necklaces, lipstick, nail polish, tag-teaming


This is pretty cool.

 

[au_man]

HETROSEXAUL

For the faint of heart, or simply the blatantly out of shape, sex with virgo woman can be a though task indeed. Though she is rarely, by any stretch of the imagination, a gym bunny, odds are ten to one that most guys will tire before she does. With her, it's all about enjoying the process, building excitement, giving and taking in equal meassure. The sexual experience is must be powered by love. Her perfect mate is someone who, unlike those guys who bolted when faced with her obvious emotional depth, welcomes so unfathomable a female as she. At first, it might seem that Virgo is someone who just lies there. But any such impression is often more a reflection of a man's shortcomings than any on her part. Motion begins subtly for the Virgo, on the inside, where her body involuntarily teases, squeezes, and eventually vaccuums a man into her without a kernel of knowledge of what's occurring passing consciously through her brain, her body delivering the information to her head, not the other way around. If a man doesn't tune in to these natural workings and instead seeks to asserts his own rythmic directives, they will never get in sync. Given time- the term quickie isn't in her vocabulary. The Virgo seeks to serve, more than just simply please, and her penchant for submission is a surpricing thrill to any lover. If she is to join in any game at all, they might be along one bondage theme or another, as being held captive, and subsequantly released, mirrors the evolution of her psycological process in life. She enjoys a touch of the dark side, often art-directing her own bedroom into some semblance of a dungeon, replete with candles that she might employ, expertly dripping wax on her partner in all the right places.

Straight turn-ons: High-power creatives, rockers, painters, (passive) b+d, facial hair, hygiene, circumcision, business suits, bosses, (active) oral, bikers, skinheads, (passive) anal, doggy style, ribbed condoms, tantric techniques, toys, vibrators, candle wax, tattoos, piercings, maid/secretary role-play, degradation, humiliation, doctor/nurse fantasies, (passive) lite s+m, navels, corsets, garters, crochless underwear, high leather boots, dungeons, goths

Looks like a perfect match for a Libra.

 

[Brightdawn]

Ok let's see how this goes.

He tends to be fearful of proving lousy, or just so-so in the sack. (Quite true. I'm pretty concerned with how was it. Though I try and try hard not to be) Expertise is the very least Virgo expects of himself; but rather than practise his way to perfection, he often adopts an adept's air, skirting the whole issue, while continuting to live life like a virgin. (Huh? Well Sort of. But I did practice my way. Instead of say living life like a virgin I went out became a slut and read all I could on the subject.) This is why he generally prefers lovers with far less experience than himself, so that, in comparision, he will seem masterful, in every sense of the word: as sovereign, adept, and instructor.(Huh? No. I like people of all experience. But it is ever so nice not to have to tell them what this is and coax them into it.) He believes love and affection should be unspoken- eschewing talky- cloying relationships. Virgo wants to take it slow and appriciates a woman who'll likewise settle into a leisurely pace.(Again Huh? I've been jumping in feet first for a while now. But that is bginning to describe some things.) He hopes a lover will take responsiblility for her own pleasure in the bedroom, which is why, more than not, he welcomes a woman on top position.(Oh hell yeah. I love her on top. It's so pretty to watch her get off that way.) He gets off by being viewed as an instrument for his mate's enjoyment, happy to provide the necessary tool(s) to that end, and grateful for not having to be the traditional male aggressor.(Again. yay. I like being passive. It's ever so much fun. But I'll do whatever wants more than what I do.) He has a tremendous staying power and the earth may, indeed, move for his parther while she is being so diligently poked.(I knew there was a reason. I think this is true.) Given his penchant for regularity, sex can take on a ritual significance, thereby becoming a means of reinforcing and solidifying his bond with a woman.(ok that too.) Few men are better with their hands than virgo man.(Oh I wish. I may be ambidextrous, but good lord, breaking most of the fingers and both wrists have made them like paws.) The same might be said with his mouth, would he apply his workman's ethic to oral duties as well.(Yay. I like to give face. It's fun and deliscious. And I've been told I'm good at it. And inventive to.) Virgo experiences orgasm as a full-body sensation, feeling an exciting buildup that, unlike with many men, will see him shaking in precursory waves before he actually even erupts.(Ok that's true as well. I take my time. And eventually I Give up flutter shake and collapse. I like cuddling after. But as a DLS, a good portion of that like, is that cuddling does not involve movement.) Despite his sanitized vision of sex, Virgo has a wildly active fantasy life. His more kinky longings are generally so deeply buried in his pshyche that he may barely be aware of the range of proclivities he might actually posess.(Hmmm. Ok that should be true. But I do know what I want. And while vanilla it is what I want and enjoy.) One classic Virgoan fascination is “watching”. Specifically, this entails observing an attractive heterosexual couple having sex.(NO. Just no. Sex is a participation sport. I barely like porn. though i do watch/ use it.) Other sexual reveries generally involve nubile- looking women and, of course, virgins, whom, both in real life and in his imagination, he revels in deflowering.(Never had a virgin. Corrupted many, but no VIRGINS.) On the flip side, he may envision himself as the debased project, putting himself at the mercy of a dominant, vampish woman with whom he can play out any number of lurking submissive tendencies.(Oh Hell yes. Beat me, Whip me, Tie me, Fuck me till I can't stand.)

Straight turn-ons: Older/experienced females (YEP), asian women (OH GOOD GOD YES), small breasts (WHAT? NO. I like pillows), skinny legs(maybe?), waifs (Nope), wastrels (Nope), submission(Yep), girl-on-top(Oh yeah), white shoes(yeah that does make me twitch a little), stockings(look so damn good), handcuffs(Struggle all I like), harnesses (I do enjoy feeling powerless. It's rare) , streetwalkers (Huh. Not really), (passive) dicipline (I've been bad), (passive) s+m (See the final comments) , nurses (It hurts. make it feel all better) , secretaries (Again yes), technicians (No) , playing doctor (A little), fingering (I do so love getting her off standing behind her. One of the few control scens I enjoy), voyeurism/other couples (watching no. Adding yes), heavy porn (Um. rather make it than watch it), lite pain (Can't hurt me. Least not with that sissy little crop.), humaliation/being cuckolded (Umm. I don't mind if she wants another man. makes me want to try harder to please her so she won't want another man. But Not so much into thje humiliation or being cheated behind the back way), (passive) teasing/torture (Make me angry. Not wise), alcohol (I enjoy a beer or two once a month), downers (Huh? Like barbituates? Not really. ENERGY. That's where it's at.), piercings (Been stabbed. Not paying anyone to do it. But on her. Yeah I love Rings and studs and metal. So cool and wonderful to tongue.), branding (Yep), gags (Part of the rest of it), hoods, masks, (in the same category. And no. I like her face. And mine.

So that's sort of me.

LOL...laughed my way through that one..your comments add so much to it...

 

[BXGemini20]

Gemini Guy

The Twin guy often can't help but seek the thrill that potential sexual triumph's provide. Flirting affords an escape valve, but only to a point. As such, many a Gemini will forgo channeling his obsession with immortality into procreation and instead attempt to remain forever young, playing the dating game until he seems, well, dated. When it comes to sex, Gemini consciously considers what it takes to be good in bed. The twin guy uses his head, and nobody is better with his hands, His oral skills extends to the bedroom as well. No guy can get a girl off quicker, so long as we're speaking strictly of clitorial stimulation as a vehicle to orgasm. He'll twiddle, squeeze, bite, pinch, lick, and blowwhile poking, providing a woman with the feel of a full body climax, no pale substitute, in the end, for a straight on plowing. In some cases he may seek to overcome a sense of sexual inferiority through dominant role play, a soupcon of which is all it takes to impart a major thrill to the Twins, whose trademark fantasy involves subjecting women to compromising, but rarely all out humiliating positions. Sex must always, first and foremost, be fun. Like a terrier, he'll root out every corner of a female's fantasy life, urging her to admit, and submit to, her kinkiest longings. He thrives on experimentation and detests routine. He has a weakness for high class hookers who don't mind going around looking like they've just stepped out of the pages of Penthouse. Moreover, he is specifically turned on by the idea of tag teaming a female with another fellow, just so long as he needen't play second banana. Puns aside, he'd like to be both director and feature actor.

Straight turn-ons: Small women, home girls, red heads, hour glass figures, white panties, snake eyes, long legs, m-f-f threesomes, girl-on-girl porn, little boy role-play, high-class hookers, lite b+d, (active) oral, (active) humiliation, spanking, mind games, high heels, peep shows, striptease, g-strings, lingerie, manicured muffs, swinging, swapping, giving pearl necklaces, lipstick, nail polish, tag-teaming

Wow. That explains a lot.