Sextrology Test

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Taurus Woman

Of all the possible milieus in which to mingle, Taurus Woman is most in her element i bed – unabashedly lusty and instinctual, her sexuality is unencumbered by psychological bells and whistles. As the sign of sexual resonse, Taurus is an exceedingly reactive recipient in the bedroom- though generally not in any other room in the house as she likes sex in a sanctified boudoir setting- getting off on playing a traditional female role, particulary in her choice of sexual position. She is decidedly a real bottom girl, of all the female signs, the most strictly passive. Hungril, and most audibly, she invites a man into whichever nook and cranny achingly begs for penetration. In her exaggerated penchant to please a man orally, one might suspect she has an extra G spot lodged somewherein that Taurean ruled throat. Taurus takes the exploration of her femininity to near fetishistic heights, organically falling into role-plays as striptease artist, geisha, or even expert call girl, without any forethought or shade of irony. Sex isn't something to engage in lightly or to participate in slightly – for Taurus it requires complete surrender, which in turn culminates in a kind of transcendent ecstatic state. She craves a slow, sensual, systematic detailing of her entire being, the bulk of her sexual excitement stemming from utter acquiescence to a man's exploration and domination of her, executed sweetly but deeply. Money, looks, sense of humor- all such other bulleted points on her checklist go right out the window if her manlacks in the lovemaking department. If Taurus does enter a relationship with, say, that aforementioned childhood sweetheart, she may have nothing to compare her guy to, gaining an ever sneaking suspicion that she's missing out on something.

Straight turn-ons: Tall men, swimmers builds, smooth torsos, clean-shaven looks, hairy legs, executives, silk, satin lingerie, sheets, blue eyes, big noses, (active) oral, sixty-nine, submission, lite b+d, erotica, softcore porn, muscular hands, feet, flattery, (passive) seduction, nibbling, licking, pillow talk, gifts, surprises, (passive) anal sex, money, success, call girl role-play, m-m-f fantasies, seduction, stripping
 
Heterosexual

For the faint of heart, or simply the blatantly out of shape, sex with virgo woman can be a though task indeed. Though she is rarely, by any stretch of the imagination, a gym bunny, odds are ten to one that most guys will tire before she does. With her, it's all about enjoying the process, building excitement, giving and taking in equal meassure. The sexual experience is must be powered by love. Her perfect mate is someone who, unlike those guys who bolted when faced with her obvious emotional depth, welcomes so unfathomable a female as she. At first, it might seem that Virgo is someone who just lies there. But any such impression is often more a reflection of a man's shortcomings than any on her part. Motion begins subtly for the Virgo, on the inside, where her body involuntarily teases, squeezes, and eventually vaccuums a man into her without a kernel of knowledge of what's occurring passing consciously through her brain, her body delivering the information to her head, not the other way around. If a man doesn't tune in to these natural workings and instead seeks to asserts his own rythmic directives, they will never get in sync. Given time- the term quickie isn't in her vocabulary. The Virgo seeks to serve, more than just simply please, and her penchant for submission is a surpricing thrill to any lover. If she is to join in any game at all, they might be along one bondage theme or another, as being held captive, and subsequantly released, mirrors the evolution of her psycological process in life. She enjoys a touch of the dark side, often art-directing her own bedroom into some semblance of a dungeon, replete with candles that she might employ, expertly dripping wax on her partner in all the right places.

Straight turn-ons: High-power creatives, rockers, painters, (passive) b+d, facial hair, hygiene, circumcision, business suits, bosses, (active) oral, bikers, skinheads, (passive) anal, doggy style, ribbed condoms, tantric techniques, toys, vibrators, candle wax, tattoos, piercings, maid/secretary role-play, degradation, humiliation, doctor/nurse fantasies, (passive) lite s+m, navels, corsets, garters, crochless underwear, high leather boots, dungeons, goths
 
Aries Man

Heterosexual

Wether as a wife or a secret wench, no man expects a woman to look as much like an airbrushed centerfold as the Aries man. So aligned with the Masculine Principle is he that overt female functions are too foreign to his framework to be appetizing, let alone intriguring, as they are for many men. There is no getting around the raw fact that Aries man is an athletic lover with an urge for domination. He is all for fast and furious sex, and unlike many men, he'll tire none too easily nor feel a need to pace himself. Ironically, in indulging his own needs he goes a lot further in satisfying a partner than does many a so called sensitive man with a how to manual for a mind. What the woman might miss is foreplay, something the egoist Ram isn't in the habit of performing. First and foremost, he is a missionary man, but in a myriad forms- taking a woman from behind, standing, doggie style, or in spoon formation will do the trick, too. He's a passionate but abrupt kisser, jast as he's a pro with the quick trust, not one for long, languid smooches or slow stroking, sleepy sex. Some well placed oohs and aahs at the sight of his equipment are enough to satisfy his conceit as it's really approval that he's after. A lover will notice how he constantly keeps eye contact, forever gauging what effect he's having. He loves it when you say his name, if not uncle. Sometimes, sir might even work into the mix.

Straight turn-ons: Domination, younger women, lithe bodies, blonds, tans, long legs, small breasts, athletes, dancers, long hair, body scents, shaved, waxed genitals, (active) b+d, (passive) oral, (active) anal, mastery, rough housing, missionary position, doggy style, cotton, lace panties, teasing, beign begged, maids, cheerleaders, marathon sex, tantrism, nudism.
 
Cancer Woman
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Heterosexual

Mutual back washing is de rigeur, as Cancer, in signature style, pulls out all stops to get what she wants. In the face of the flood, there are always casualties. And when it comes to her own fullfillment, Cancer takes an all others be damned attitude, particulary sandbagging fellow women. She can juggle more than one guy at a time, still clinging fast to her ideal of marriage. Cancer woman unconsciously embodies the sexual freedom of matriarchal societies, those pagan females persecuted as witches by the patriarchal church for all their bawdy, medieval bra burning. For Cancer, there is no shame in indulging in even the raunchiest scenarios as long as they don't conflict with her gut. Cancer is conducting what even modern day wiccan would call a wee bit of sex magic each and every time she hits the sheets. She is completely involved in the act and, naturally attuning herself to the experience, never letting it consume her, she harness the transforamtive power of the proceedings, forever conjuring from it what she needs as emotional sustenance. There's power in that: Often literally riding the waves of such experience, she releases angst and feels optimistically refreshed in her future outlook- getting her ya ya's out, for all sisterhood (despite her many detractors) as well as herself. Her perfect prince won't himself be a sexual player, neither will he be a condemning toward those who may've been one. No, the reason she loses her footing is becaus, in the midst and of Canser's tumultuous life, she doesn't fully factor into her equation encoutering that other for letter word – love. For once Cancer finds herself emotionally out of her depth, and she'll spend the rest of her lifetime happily struggling to honor the paragon of sentiments.

Straight turn-ons: Tall men, Nordic types, blonds, businessmen, collegiates, jocks, body builders, smooth torsos, nudism, lite s+m, slaving, double dildos, strapping on, father figures, couples, swinging, anal sex, (passive) b+d, sex clubs, hedonism, swapping, polyamory, swallowing, intense nipple play, downers, qualudes, firemen, cops, deliverymen, water sports, submission fantasies, prostitute fantasies, dungeons, whips, chains
 
For the faint of heart, or simply the blatantly out of shape, sex with virgo woman can be a though task indeed. Though she is rarely, by any stretch of the imagination, a gym bunny, odds are ten to one that most guys will tire before she does. With her, it's all about enjoying the process, building excitement, giving and taking in equal meassure. The sexual experience is must be powered by love. Her perfect mate is someone who, unlike those guys who bolted when faced with her obvious emotional depth, welcomes so unfathomable a female as she. At first, it might seem that Virgo is someone who just lies there. But any such impression is often more a reflection of a man's shortcomings than any on her part. Motion begins subtly for the Virgo, on the inside, where her body involuntarily teases, squeezes, and eventually vaccuums a man into her without a kernel of knowledge of what's occurring passing consciously through her brain, her body delivering the information to her head, not the other way around. If a man doesn't tune in to these natural workings and instead seeks to asserts his own rythmic directives, they will never get in sync. Given time- the term quickie isn't in her vocabulary. The Virgo seeks to serve, more than just simply please, and her penchant for submission is a surpricing thrill to any lover. If she is to join in any game at all, they might be along one bondage theme or another, as being held captive, and subsequantly released, mirrors the evolution of her psycological process in life. She enjoys a touch of the dark side, often art-directing her own bedroom into some semblance of a dungeon, replete with candles that she might employ, expertly dripping wax on her partner in all the right places.

Straight turn-ons: High-power creatives, rockers, painters, (passive) b+d, facial hair, hygiene, circumcision, business suits, bosses, (active) oral, bikers, skinheads, (passive) anal, doggy style, ribbed condoms, tantric techniques, toys, vibrators, candle wax, tattoos, piercings, maid/secretary role-play, degradation, humiliation, doctor/nurse fantasies, (passive) lite s+m, navels, corsets, garters, crochless underwear, high leather boots, dungeons, goths


NOT ME AT ALL!
 
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Okey dokey...

Virgo Woman
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Heterosexual

For the faint of heart, or simply the blatantly out of shape, sex with virgo woman can be a though task indeed. Though she is rarely, by any stretch of the imagination, a gym bunny, odds are ten to one that most guys will tire before she does. With her, it's all about enjoying the process, building excitement, giving and taking in equal meassure. The sexual experience is must be powered by love. Her perfect mate is someone who, unlike those guys who bolted when faced with her obvious emotional depth, welcomes so unfathomable a female as she. At first, it might seem that Virgo is someone who just lies there. But any such impression is often more a reflection of a man's shortcomings than any on her part. Motion begins subtly for the Virgo, on the inside, where her body involuntarily teases, squeezes, and eventually vaccuums a man into her without a kernel of knowledge of what's occurring passing consciously through her brain, her body delivering the information to her head, not the other way around. If a man doesn't tune in to these natural workings and instead seeks to asserts his own rythmic directives, they will never get in sync. Given time- the term quickie isn't in her vocabulary. The Virgo seeks to serve, more than just simply please, and her penchant for submission is a surpricing thrill to any lover. If she is to join in any game at all, they might be along one bondage theme or another, as being held captive, and subsequantly released, mirrors the evolution of her psycological process in life. She enjoys a touch of the dark side, often art-directing her own bedroom into some semblance of a dungeon, replete with candles that she might employ, expertly dripping wax on her partner in all the right places.

Straight turn-ons: High-power creatives, rockers, painters, (passive) b+d, facial hair, hygiene, circumcision, business suits, bosses, (active) oral, bikers, skinheads, (passive) anal, doggy style, ribbed condoms, tantric techniques, toys, vibrators, candle wax, tattoos, piercings, maid/secretary role-play, degradation, humiliation, doctor/nurse fantasies, (passive) lite s+m, navels, corsets, garters, crochless underwear, high leather boots, dungeons, goths


As dgo says this is not me at all. lol
 
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Mutual back washing is de rigeur, as Cancer, in signature style, pulls out all stops to get what she wants. In the face of the flood, there are always casualties. And when it comes to her own fullfillment, Cancer takes an all others be damned attitude, particulary sandbagging fellow women. She can juggle more than one guy at a time, still clinging fast to her ideal of marriage. Cancer woman unconsciously embodies the sexual freedom of matriarchal societies, those pagan females persecuted as witches by the patriarchal church for all their bawdy, medieval bra burning. For Cancer, there is no shame in indulging in even the raunchiest scenarios as long as they don't conflict with her gut. Cancer is conducting what even modern day wiccan would call a wee bit of sex magic each and every time she hits the sheets. She is completely involved in the act and, naturally attuning herself to the experience, never letting it consume her, she harness the transforamtive power of the proceedings, forever conjuring from it what she needs as emotional sustenance. There's power in that: Often literally riding the waves of such experience, she releases angst and feels optimistically refreshed in her future outlook- getting her ya ya's out, for all sisterhood (despite her many detractors) as well as herself. Her perfect prince won't himself be a sexual player, neither will he be a condemning toward those who may've been one. No, the reason she loses her footing is becaus, in the midst and of Canser's tumultuous life, she doesn't fully factor into her equation encoutering that other for letter word – love. For once Cancer finds herself emotionally out of her depth, and she'll spend the rest of her lifetime happily struggling to honor the paragon of sentiments.

turn-ons: Tall men, Nordic types, blonds, businessmen, collegiates, jocks, body builders, smooth torsos, nudism, lite s+m, slaving, double dildos, strapping on, father figures, couples, swinging, anal sex, (passive) b+d, sex clubs, hedonism, swapping, polyamory, swallowing, intense nipple play, downers, qualudes, firemen, cops, deliverymen, water sports, submission fantasies, prostitute fantasies, dungeons, whips, chains
 
koalabear said:
are you a blonde....runs quickly from the thread!
KB! Behave! Or I'll have to call a certian someone who's been known to carry a brick....

*smack KB in the arm as he runs by*
 
Scorpio Woman
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Heterosexual

Sex is one activity that taps into Scorpio's hidden fire. To be sure she, she is most uninhibited when it comes to making love. She is a real tease, that girl who'll play footsie with a guy's crotch under the table, groping or even briefly going down on him, offering blatant titillation to stay erotically connected with her man at all times. She pours it on in bed, pulling out all stop to ensure she'll rank among his best. She seeks to be a man's obsession, a crystallization of his desire. Practically nothing is a gross-out as her hands and mouth may make their way to places where the sun don't shine. She enjoys getting to the roof of a man's matter, well acquainted with hidden areas that serve as male G-spots. Though it may take her some time to achieve her own climax, Scorpio's eventual explosion could be so extreme as to practically knock her unconscious. Sex is rarely acrobatic- rather, she is her version of groovy, easily getting into a steady staccato rhythm. Of all the women in the zodiac, Scorpio may be the most open to anal sex. She likes the inherent naughtiness of such an act, always wanting to be that much more “advanced” than her female friends, shocking the more prudish ladies in her set. Variety spices things up, and she feels as much ease shopping for dildos as she does lacy dolies. Like her male counterpart, the Scorpio has a wee sadistic streak. Disciplinarian fantasies perfectly fit her psychological bill- she may even be an outright dominatrix, turned on by enslaving a submissive man.

Straight turn-ons: Swarthy looks, body hair, (active) ass play, (passive) anal penetration, m-f-f threesomes, voyeurism, watersports, underarms, body odor, humiliation/cuckolding, (active) oral, (mutual) masturbation, mirrors, toys, gadgets, lesbian and bi porn, (active) b+d, (active) lite s+m, strangers, clothed sex, erotica, lite pain, biting, fighting, foreskin, swapping underwear
 
Brick Lover!!!!

Brightdawn said:
KB! Behave! Or I'll have to call a certian someone who's been known to carry a brick....

*smack KB in the arm as he runs by*


Scorpio Man
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Heterosexual

Sex plays an enormous part in reinforcing a relationship with Scorpio. What often transpires in bed is too lewd to discuss in the light of day. With the woman he loves, he dives headfirst, reveling in every inch of her body, squeamish about nothing and eager to leave no possible apptoach to pleasure unexploaded. The challenge for this man, though, is to reconcile his more obessive, often fetishistic sexual desires with a need to maintain a pristine vision of respect for his partner. As it is, he will have introduced his partner to his “lighter” prurient pleasures such as anal sex, the focus usually being, but not limited to, her posterior alone. As well, a bit of bondage generally makes it way into the Scorpio's bedroom. Both in and out of the bedroom, a relationship with the Scorpio feels something like being body-snatched. His partner should set aside a good amount of time, as sex with Scorpio is rarely rushed or simply a matter of physically getting off. He loves for his mate to lie perfectly still while he ever so slowly caresses and kisses her, not allowing her her to take his own pressing matters into her hands. The buildup of sexual ardor to an ever increasing cresendo is more important to Scorpio than the advent of release. He generally possesses a good deal of staying power; if anything, it takes him too long to reach climax.

Straight turn-ons: Blonds, salt-of-the-earth types, big breasts, amplple asses, innocense, body odor, body hair, body fluid, (dominant) s+m, (dominant) b+d, teasing, tickling, torture, probing, fingering, mutual analingus, (active) anal penetration, maids, secretaries, mind games, leashes, collars, latex, leather, water sports, dungeons, vaults, cages, ob/gyn equipment, pimping role play, kink
 
koalabear said:
Scorpio Man
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Straight turn-ons: Blonds, salt-of-the-earth types, big breasts, amplple asses, innocense, body odor, body hair, body fluid, (dominant) s+m, (dominant) b+d, teasing, tickling, torture, probing, fingering, mutual analingus, (active) anal penetration, maids, secretaries, mind games, leashes, collars, latex, leather, water sports, dungeons, vaults, cages, ob/gyn equipment, pimping role play, kink
LOL.....I see your #1 turn-on is....Blonds
 
Brightdawn said:
LOL.....ummm.....yep I sure did hun, kinda hard not too...it is the first one after all... :D


Excuse me while I extract a paw from my mouth..... ;)
 
Well mine was about as opposite me as possible.. Didn't see anything that was correct.. oh well..
 
Capricorn Man

Heterosexual

His fantasies, and his actual sexual behaviour, are typically no straight forward affair, but rather layered with deviations, fetishes, and more than his fair share hang-ups. His brand of sex is salacious and often more depraved than most people might even begin to imagine. Perhaps his proclivity for debasement and degradation might manifest in a simple desire for naughty no-no sex such as anal penetration or even an oral variation on said theme. Cap also has a fetish for women dressed as nubiles, in the whole pigtails and shorty pajamas regalia. As it is, Cap's most quotidian of lovemaking practices follow a “do me” theme whereby his woman must take on much of the responsibility for driving even the most obvious actions, climbing on the ride while he kicks back in signature leisure mode. Often that which turns him on most in bed are things he may have shared, in his youth, with the more seasoned older women he tends to attract at a tender age. Cap is notoriously titillated by prim, repressed-looking women with priggish trappings. His masturbatory images, in fact, often focus on female goody-goodies gone bad. Though aroused by the idea of a woman becoming ensnared in her own desires, his actual activities usually stop short of any form of S&M- a bit of bondage perhaps, but he's really not one for whips and chains.

Straight turn-ons: Older women, submissives, dark skin, dark hair, Asians, Latinas, female repression fantasies, small breasts, big bottoms, (active) b+d, swapping, mastering, school girls, spanking, primitive, native women, corsets/binding clothing, (active) humiliation, voyeurism, pimping, being cuckolded, (active) anal penetration, (passive) analingus, female masturbation, librarians, nurses, buns, chignons, masks, hoods, transsexuals
 
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This was kinda hard for me since I was born exactly on the cusp lol (When the signs are changing) But this one fit me much better :eek::

Scorpio Woman
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Heterosexual

Sex is one activity that taps into Scorpio's hidden fire. To be sure she, she is most uninhibited when it comes to making love. She is a real tease, that girl who'll play footsie with a guy's crotch under the table, groping or even briefly going down on him, offering blatant titillation to stay erotically connected with her man at all times. She pours it on in bed, pulling out all stop to ensure she'll rank among his best. She seeks to be a man's obsession, a crystallization of his desire. Practically nothing is a gross-out as her hands and mouth may make their way to places where the sun don't shine. She enjoys getting to the roof of a man's matter, well acquainted with hidden areas that serve as male G-spots. Though it may take her some time to achieve her own climax, Scorpio's eventual explosion could be so extreme as to practically knock her unconscious. Sex is rarely acrobatic- rather, she is her version of groovy, easily getting into a steady staccato rhythm. Of all the women in the zodiac, Scorpio may be the most open to anal sex. She likes the inherent naughtiness of such an act, always wanting to be that much more “advanced” than her female friends, shocking the more prudish ladies in her set. Variety spices things up, and she feels as much ease shopping for dildos as she does lacy dolies. Like her male counterpart, the Scorpio has a wee sadistic streak. Disciplinarian fantasies perfectly fit her psychological bill- she may even be an outright dominatrix, turned on by enslaving a submissive man.

Straight turn-ons: Swarthy looks, body hair, (active) ass play, (passive) anal penetration, m-f-f threesomes, voyeurism, watersports, underarms, body odor, humiliation/cuckolding, (active) oral, (mutual) masturbation, mirrors, toys, gadgets, lesbian and bi porn, (active) b+d, (active) lite s+m, strangers, clothed sex, erotica, lite pain, biting, fighting, foreskin, swapping underwear
 
Wow.. kinda freaky how acurate it is..

Male Pieces Hetro

Sex doesn't strike him as a fresh or foreign concept, even in tenderest youth and the natural transcendence with which he regards it at once makes him feel estranged, and surperior to, other males in particular. Sex is not a big deal, a Pisces truism that may extend to his absolute understanding and forgiveness should a partner stray and hit the sack with someone else. The Fish is no hypocrite: He allows his partner the same kind of personal freedom he in turn demands from a mate, letting her experiment and make her own mistakes. The Pisces himself doesn't typically “cheat” as a rule because it creates the kind of karmic baggage he simply cannot abide. Marriage, especially, is a womb wherein he can drift and dream and into which he can dissolve. As Pisce's partners will readily agree, sex tends to happen more than not when they are away from home: Having escaped the confines of routine reality, the Fish invariably finds his penis becomes that much perkier. Having to sneak and hide having sex- wheter doing it in public, or on a train or a plane, or even slipping away if just to another room during a visit to a friend – is not just a theoretical turn on – on particular to Pisces man, it is often an essential practical part of sexplay.
 
So true...

Libra...

Heterosexual

He looks for psycological action along experimential rather than purely physical lines. His character forever is full swing, he is continually out to achieve some objective; this is not the sit-quietly-by-yourself sign. Libra embodies his motto, “We are”, and a relationship with him can feel like a duet or danceathon that has gone too long. A lot is going on in the mind of this man, and he's beaming with agendas. Sex for him must be “beautiful”. His vision of lovemaking is rather lyrical – no fumbling or false starts, but rather a slow, erotic journey with lots of crescendo, and a sweeping, successful finish that should never leave him or his partner wanting. As a result he may, indulges in lavish foreplay, determined to to gratify a woman early on if only as a preventive measure, daunted by the prospect of not delivering a big bang during intercourse. Fittingly, he is a “light”, surfacey lover – orderly, yet improvisational. Kissing a woman's mouth, neck, ears, whatever, Libra expertly employs breath- sharp inhalations or hot blows – to awake hidden erogenous zones. He is a master of the soft touch, barely tracing his fingers over a woman's body, allowing her anticipation to play a part in arousal. Libra is engineered for a tantric style of lovemaking. By taking a more yogic approach to sex – the erotic act with Libra can indeed be a transcendent experience. With the brain being by far the Scale's most powerful tool, sexually or otherwise, he may, in extream cases, become so immersed in the erotic that it replaces any real, physical contact, intrigued as he is by no-fuss, no-muss hands off experiences. Classy strippers, phone sex, autoeroticism, as well as elaborate mind games of domination and submission and voyeuristic fantasies are Libran domain.

Straight turn-ons: Dominant females, tall women, classic beauty, models, (active) worship, long, straight hair, alabaster skin, kissing, licking, cleavage, cunnilingus, vanilla, voyeurism, female masturbation, (passive) lite bondage, girl on top, side entry, licking, blowing, biting, (active) nipple play, m-m-f threesomes, couples, private clubs, erotica, (passive) nipple play, sensual touching
 
Wow...there are a few people who completely agree with it (I am one of them) and a few who are total opposites.....Hmmm....
 
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