Sexiest quotes from stories you've read here (or in real life)

[jandavidhunt]

Ok all. What's the sexiest quotes from stories you've read online. Filthy, loving, sadistic, sweet, sexy. What's your favorite?

I want to use a few on my girlfriend tonight.

David!

 

[jandavidhunt]

edited for content. Let's hear wht you guys got.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'll start: "BabyGirl wants to make cummies with daddy before school" (college of course)

I'm not generally squickish, but this is just wrong on so many levels.

Somehow I just feel that if they're saying "cummies" college is not the school they're heading out to. Hell, I wouldn't even give that high school level.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I'm not generally squickish, but this is just wrong on so many levels.

Somehow I just feel that if they're saying "cummies" college is not the school they're heading out to. Hell, I wouldn't even give that high school level.

Thank you.

I was gonna say something but it would have been WAY snarky cuz that quote is freaked.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm not generally squickish, but this is just wrong on so many levels.

Somehow I just feel that if they're saying "cummies" college is not the school they're heading out to. Hell, I wouldn't even give that high school level.

You are, in fact, mighty damn squickish.
Sometimes, you make me want to pinch your cheeks and coo at you.

You are just the squeamiest little Satanist, aren't you?

Yes you are the squeamiest little Satanist!

Diddums!

 

[Cruel2BKind]

You are, in fact, mighty damn squickish.
Sometimes, you make me want to pinch your cheeks and coo at you.

You are just the squeamiest little Satanist, aren't you?

Yes you are the squeamiest little Satanist!

Diddums!

He's the one with all of the mommy stories, that might work on him

As for the OP, sorry keed, I work mostly in smoldering glances and body language.

PS, second poster? It's fine that you put that quote. A lot of people in AH (myself included) will act high and mighty when it comes to certain categories. However, at the end of the day, incest IS the most popular cat on the site.

Just keep the baby-talk to the stories in the future and you'll be golden

 

[jandavidhunt]

Cruel2 hit the nail on the head. Apparently, it's a topic people LOVE to read/write about, but not talk about in forums.

And if it makes anyone feel any better, it's a quote that came out of a 35+ year old lady's mouth.

Now the way this young lady PRETENDS when playing... well that violates Literotica's Terms of Service. And probably a few thousand State, Federal, International laws - along with the Geneva Convention articles 345.5 through 356.9. Stoning offense in 46 countries.

I'll try this topic again in a few weeks.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I would contribute, but right now I can't think of anything.

Lovecraft is a suburban Satanist, and a moralising incest fetishist. He knows what is RIGHT BY DAMN and will harangue till your ears fall off to prove it. Mostly, we just ignore him.

I liked your line, I'm going to ask my playmate if babygirl wants to make cummies with daddy.

I'll let you know if she slaps me or not...

 

[lovecraft68]

You are, in fact, mighty damn squickish.
Sometimes, you make me want to pinch your cheeks and coo at you.

You are just the squeamiest little Satanist, aren't you?

Yes you are the squeamiest little Satanist!

Diddums!

I'm sorry dear but "cummies" screams pedo to me. It's one of the Satanic principles to not harm children.

Want to throw out adult daddy/daughter stories and dialogue? I'm fine with that. hell want to go down to 16 or so? Okay.

But Cummies?

There is nothing sexy about something a ten year old would say.

and You know what Stella? You're a goddamn fraud in a half. Your brand olf BDSM would make Shades of Gray look like rough stuff.

You couldn't handle a r/l dom in your wildest dreams and you know it.
You fill the BDSM threads with your kinder gentler sensitive safe sane and consensual remarks. which look great next to the real posters over there.

You're nothing but a bitter sad little poser whose racist against anything str8 white and male because you need someone to blame for all of your life's short comings

Because lord knows that all of your failures that have made you so bitter could never have been your fault or the result of your own weakness and piss poor choices now could it.

your racist views are your crutch Stella. Face the music, you're a sham.

 

[lovecraft68]

He's the one with all of the mommy stories, that might work on him

As for the OP, sorry keed, I work mostly in smoldering glances and body language.

PS, second poster? It's fine that you put that quote. A lot of people in AH (myself included) will act high and mighty when it comes to certain categories. However, at the end of the day, incest IS the most popular cat on the site.

Just keep the baby-talk to the stories in the future and you'll be golden

Well do me a favor and go read my stories and report back if you find any "baby" talk.

You want to talk about going end around the under age rules? Dialogue like that tells you exactly where the mind of the author of that type of story is.

In goddamn grade school.

 

[lovecraft68]

Thank you.

I was gonna say something but it would have been WAY snarky cuz that quote is freaked.

Don't side with me, they'll say you're "squickish"

 

[sr71plt]

There he goes again.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Well,

I hate lesbian porn, but I can't rant too badly about that or I might be seen as homophobic.

Incest freaks me the fuck out, but it's the most popular on the site

I really dislike the undertones and insinuations that nonconsent brings to the board. 'Rape-culture' and the idea that it's okay to kidnap and abuse women as long as they are sexually aroused, or the idea that women secretly want to get raped, so it's okay to rape women.

That being said, many of my stories have rape as plot points. I describe some of it in detail just to get the point across, but I've been accused in the past of getting off on that sort of thing. I really don't, but rape and sexual abuse is still a major theme in many of my stories. Also, I have a story in noncon, even if I meant for it to go to first time.

If he wants to do incest, he can go right ahead. In my opinion, anyone who says 'daddy' or 'mommy' is getting too far into pedophilia fantasies.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

and You know what Stella? You're a goddamn fraud in a half. Your brand olf BDSM would make Shades of Gray look like rough stuff.

You couldn't handle a r/l dom in your wildest dreams and you know it.
You fill the BDSM threads with your kinder gentler sensitive safe sane and consensual remarks. which look great next to the real posters over there.

You're nothing but a bitter sad little poser whose racist against anything str8 white and male because you need someone to blame for all of your life's short comings

Because lord knows that all of your failures that have made you so bitter could never have been your fault or the result of your own weakness and piss poor choices now could it.

your racist views are your crutch Stella. Face the music, you're a sham.

Not sure where this vitriol came from... Where did anything say that she was racist?

And when did you mix her up with safebet?

And safe-sane-consensual is VERY IMPORTANT

jeez, even a vanilla newbie like me knows that...

 

[Stella_Omega]

The dude who will rant about the horrors of non-con fiction until ten more people put him on ignore-- complains about safe sane and consensual discussion that involves real people in real life.

All because the word "cummies" embarrasses the fuck out of him. Which is fine, and LoveCraft certainly has the right to never say "cummies" ever in his life, and even ask his lovers never to say the word in his hearing.

But LC seems to feel that No True Kinkster would possibly get off on hearing that word. It should embarrass any pervert the way it does him, or else-- they aren't properly perverted.

Maybe, dude, they just aren't you.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Not sure where this vitriol came from... Where did anything say that she was racist?

And when did you mix her up with safebet?

And safe-sane-consensual is VERY IMPORTANT

jeez, even a vanilla newbie like me knows that...

When did I say something racist????

I HIGHLY suggest you link it or back WAY the fuck off those allegations, toots!

 

[Safe_Bet]

The dude who will rant about the horrors of non-con fiction until ten more people put him on ignore-- complains about safe sane and consensual discussion that involves real people in real life.

All because the word "cummies" embarrasses the fuck out of him. Which is fine, and LoveCraft certainly has the right to never say "cummies" ever in his life, and even ask his lovers never to say the word in his hearing.

But LC seems to feel that No True Kinkster would possibly get off on hearing that word. It should embarrass any pervert the way it does him, or else-- they aren't properly perverted.

Maybe, dude, they just aren't you.

Blow it out your ass, Stella.

Any asshole that likes to hear "BabyGirl wants to make cummies with daddy before school" has fucking pedophilic fantasies and is one sick son of a bitch!

that YOU think it's all fine, cute and shit is seriously telling of your mindset as well.

As for the rape/NC fantasy bullshit, I'd be fucking DELIGHTED to see that shit banned from the site, along with all of the sick fucks who read and write it. (dulling understanding that some times it is appropriate to mention rape, but NEVER as the main "enjoyable" part of a story).

 

[Handley_Page]

Any asshole that likes to hear "BabyGirl wants to make cummies with daddy before school" has fucking pedophilic fantasies and is one sick son of a bitch!


As for the rape/NC fantasy bullshit, I'd be fucking DELIGHTED to see that shit banned from the site, along with all of the sick fucks who read and write it. (dulling understanding that some times it is appropriate to mention rape, but NEVER as the main "enjoyable" part of a story).

Amy, I don't always understand or agree with you but this time, Madam, you are, IMO, Bang on the button.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

When did I say something racist????

I HIGHLY suggest you link it or back WAY the fuck off those allegations, toots!

He accused stella of being racist, so I asked when she had been racist.

As a separate question, I asked when he confused stella with you because of your general twitchy hatred towards straight white men, and he accused stella of hating straight white men.

 

[jandavidhunt]

PEOPLE! It's a 37 YEAR OLD LADY saying these things. It's HER fantasies. I'm just saying they are SEXY. I'm not saying I want to have sex with little girls. When she says "cummies", or refers to things at "lollipops", "ice cream cones", or "popsicle", it's CUTE and actually a little funny and a little sexy. She calls her vagina her little "kitty" or "cookie" - ALSO CUTE and SEXY.

It's not like she's asking me to hurt her, rape her, fuck her ass, have sex in a public place, or fuck me while I'm driving. See now THOSE THINGS, would be ILLEGAL (in some states).

 

[jandavidhunt]

From now on, to avoid flaming threads like this, I'll qualify anything I think of as sexy starting with:

"She doesn't really want to be raped as that’s against the law"
"She is above the age of 18"
“She doesn’t really want to be a slave as that was outlawed in the United States in the year 1862”
"It may be sexy to climb onto the lap of the driver of a moving vehicle at a speed of 70+ mph, but motor vehicle regulation forbid this and is not safe activities”

 

[Cruel2BKind]

From now on, to avoid flaming threads like this,

See, that there is your problem. This is the AH my friend... Show me a thread that stays on topic for more then ten or twelve posts. Go ahead, try.

http://rjlouise.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/crazypeople.jpg

 

[sr71plt]

PEOPLE! It's a 37 YEAR OLD LADY saying these things. It's HER fantasies. I'm just saying they are SEXY. I'm not saying I want to have sex with little girls. When she says "cummies", or refers to things at "lollipops", "ice cream cones", or "popsicle", it's CUTE and actually a little funny and a little sexy. She calls her vagina her little "kitty" or "cookie" - ALSO CUTE and SEXY.

It's not like she's asking me to hurt her, rape her, fuck her ass, have sex in a public place, or fuck me while I'm driving. See now THOSE THINGS, would be ILLEGAL (in some states).

I think it's a bit silly and lamebrained as a sex fantasy, but I would agree there's no reason this woman or whatever partner she can rustle up needs to see it that way.

 

[Darkniciad]

Try not to let the assorted jerks we have floating around the forum discourage you too much. You can tell pretty quickly which ones have no other reason to be here than to be assholes.

Add them to your ignore list and do your best to forget they exist when you see the names and quotes appear.

 

[Stella_Omega]

PEOPLE! It's a 37 YEAR OLD LADY saying these things. It's HER fantasies. I'm just saying they are SEXY. I'm not saying I want to have sex with little girls. When she says "cummies", or refers to things at "lollipops", "ice cream cones", or "popsicle", it's CUTE and actually a little funny and a little sexy. She calls her vagina her little "kitty" or "cookie" - ALSO CUTE and SEXY.

It's not like she's asking me to hurt her, rape her, fuck her ass, have sex in a public place, or fuck me while I'm driving. See now THOSE THINGS, would be ILLEGAL (in some states).

Totally agree. it works for you and her.

So some internet dipshits can't tell the difference between a 37 year old talking and a ten year old talking -- totally not your problem.

Also-- ass fucking? Can be delicious, and painfree, if she's intrigued by the notion. Or she could do you, for that matter