Sex

well, especially when stoned i had sex sessions that consisted of intervalls of very hot sex, until something just was funny, so then there was an intervall of uncontrollable giggling, until we realized again that we are both naked and aroused... etc. ... there was admittedly though no laughing while fucking, just taking turns between the two activities...
 
I have self-sex when I must, and in order to avoid becoming a slut.

I find anal sex is like vaginal sex in that it hurts intially, but when done consistently, is enjoyable and not a problem.

I have a hard time turning down oral sex requests. I guess I deem it safer than intercourse and its extremely enjoyable. I've even done it for men I didn't really know. I can't help it, its my weak point. I LOVE giving blowjobs.
 
There's been a long standing challenge here on Lit to write a story that's both funny and hot. It can't be done. Humor destroys sexual tension.
"I Fucked Ann Coulter In the Ass - Hard" is quite hilarious, and hot. Granted, it's not posted at LIT.
 
Nothing kills an erection faster than laughter.

My ex and I were having sex after a meal.... and I'd had a LOT to drink. Not alcohol, just water. And so there we were, him on top, and with every thrust, there was considerable... sloshing. *ahem* It just struck me as funny and I started to crack up...

He, however, didn't think my laughing was so funny... :eek:

Never did re-start things that time...
 
I guess I'm one of those who never had trouble with laughing, either. Everything from embarrassing sounds to a slat on the bed frame cracking, and plunging her bottom about three inches lower than it should have into the mattress has happened.

Enjoy the moment, build back up with a few kisses, and then get back to business ( occasionally with another slate or two, if somebody still has the giggles )
 
I have self-sex when I must, and in order to avoid becoming a slut.

I find anal sex is like vaginal sex in that it hurts intially, but when done consistently, is enjoyable and not a problem.

I have a hard time turning down oral sex requests. I guess I deem it safer than intercourse and its extremely enjoyable. I've even done it for men I didn't really know. I can't help it, its my weak point. I LOVE giving blowjobs.

God, you are SO my favorite Lit poster!!!
 
Sex is like a good whiskey. Warm, smooth on the tongue. Hits all the right spots. Has a bit of bite on the finish.

And will knock you on your ass if taken to the extreme, with you wondering where the other bottle is right now.

Yup, good whiskey..err..sex is like that.
 
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