Sex

[i will hit you]

How do I get my wife to take interest in anal sex, she is so prudish that any form of sex she doesn’t like, I have to masturbate to get any satisfaction, I would love it if she wore sexy underwear things like latex panties. I would like her to give me a good fuck with a strapon.

Also any one know where I can download long sex movies with no signing up needed and no software to install, I can’t even use an adult check as she will not let me have a credit card

 

[Pixie Mischief]

all I can say is I dont really like anal sex. I didnt liek the fact that I had blood comming out of my ass.now I like to give it but not receieve LOL and BF loves to give hes totally willign to take it to please me thought.


why wont she let you have a credit card? she sounds bosy, maybe you 2 should go see a therapist together, those mariage therapist. I hear they help. because there seems to be an issue here.

 

[MightyZor]

Somehow, as a male, I don't understand anal sex. I understand sticking it between the tits, kissing pussy, 69, but although erotic, anal sex is not that exciting.

You should tell your wife, give me anal sex, or I go get a hooker, and she'll give it to you.

 

[lilpriss]

Ok, threats are silly and immature... following the above advice will assure big problems. Threatening to go and get a hooker is what a bully would do... and insecure and selfish man to say the least.

Try to get her curiousity up... she needs to read stories about people who like it... and she needs to get curious... then it will happen on it's own. (Maybe) Some people just dont' enjoy that.

 

[Mr. Allnite]

Somehow, as a male, I don't understand anal sex. I understand sticking it between the tits, kissing pussy, 69, but although erotic, anal sex is not that exciting.

You should tell your wife, give me anal sex, or I go get a hooker, and she'll give it to you.

Uh, Zor, I think you should refrain from giving advice. You don't seem to have a great track record, Bud.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

How do I get my wife to take interest in anal sex, she is so prudish that any form of sex she doesn’t like, I have to masturbate to get any satisfaction, I would love it if she wore sexy underwear things like latex panties. I would like her to give me a good fuck with a strapon.

Also any one know where I can download long sex movies with no signing up needed and no software to install, I can’t even use an adult check as she will not let me have a credit card

1) If your wife doesn't like a form of sex, you go and masturbate? How about doing something she likes? Cus then you can both get laid, and have some fun.

2) Maybe she's not comfortable in latex. Latex is not my clothing of choice. And perhaps, instead of expecting it, buy her a nice pair of undees.. start out simple.. maybe a Fruit of the Loom cotton thong. As she gets more used to it, then buy nicer things, more frilly or silky.

3) your login name is 'i will hit you'. Do I sense some sort of violent temper? Come on now. If that login name says anything about the way you truly are in real life, I wouldn't wonder about someone saying no. I'd say no, just to spite you, if you really did personify your name.

4) As far as that strapon goes, some women are not comfortable in that dominant of a position. I'm a submissive, and could NEVER fuck a man with a strapon.. it seems wrong to me, and my position. But I will oblige him with other toys.. it's just the fucking part I can't grasp. Maybe buy her a small toy, and while she's going down on you, ask her to use it on your ass? (lube is your friend here).

5) Zor is an idiot. I wouldn't follow his advice if I were you.

 

[AardRiven]

I feel really sorry for any woman that would succumb to Zors threats. I will take a stab in the dark here and assume he hasnt been in many relationships.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

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1) If your wife doesn't like a form of sex, you go and masturbate? How about doing something she likes? Cus then you can both get laid, and have some fun.

2) Maybe she's not comfortable in latex. Latex is not my clothing of choice. And perhaps, instead of expecting it, buy her a nice pair of undees.. start out simple.. maybe a Fruit of the Loom cotton thong. As she gets more used to it, then buy nicer things, more frilly or silky.

3) your login name is 'i will hit you'. Do I sense some sort of violent temper? Come on now. If that login name says anything about the way you truly are in real life, I wouldn't wonder about someone saying no. I'd say no, just to spite you, if you really did personify your name.

4) As far as that strapon goes, some women are not comfortable in that dominant of a position. I'm a submissive, and could NEVER fuck a man with a strapon.. it seems wrong to me, and my position. But I will oblige him with other toys.. it's just the fucking part I can't grasp. Maybe buy her a small toy, and while she's going down on you, ask her to use it on your ass? (lube is your friend here).

5) Zor is an idiot. I wouldn't follow his advice if I were you.

you know thats how my BF is he didnt throw it all at me at one time. I dont know much about men and sex but he always seems to be pussing me a little more then I'm willing and such with everything. and thats what I did LOL I used a toy on him hehe I asked why he let me LOL his answer was "because you wanted to, because it would turn you on, anytime you want to use a toy on me, you can" what kind of answer is that!!!
I totally agree with you on what he should do, start out gradualy. dont wanna traumatize the girl!
as for zor he has my disability LOL but I so dont agree with what he wrong my god!!! my bf if he did that hed be sorry. but then again I'm willing to do almost anything for him. I need to have a little talk with him on anal thought he likes to give a hell lot more then I like to get

 

[Gusty Wind]

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you know thats how my BF is he didnt throw it all at me at one time. I dont know much about men and sex but he always seems to be pussing me a little more then I'm willing and such with everything. and thats what I did LOL I used a toy on him hehe I asked why he let me LOL his answer was "because you wanted to, because it would turn you on, anytime you want to use a toy on me, you can" what kind of answer is that!!!
I totally agree with you on what he should do, start out gradualy. dont wanna traumatize the girl!
as for zor he has my disability LOL but I so dont agree with what he wrong my god!!! my bf if he did that hed be sorry. but then again I'm willing to do almost anything for him. I need to have a little talk with him on anal thought he likes to give a hell lot more then I like to get

hehe...

did we just when to the other DEATH~THREAD...together...

(hehe.. I meant the ~HI HI MU~SHI MU~SHI ALIGATO thread LOL)

hahahaha LOL...

 

[Pixie Mischief]

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hehe...

did we just when to the other DEATH~THREAD...together...

(hehe.. I meant the ~HI HI MU~SHI MU~SHI ALIGATO thread LOL)

hahahaha LOL...

I guess so

 

[Gusty Wind]

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I guess so

hehe... whatda...



anyway nice to meet you...

I think you are very beautiful...

What a CUTE !!! AV...

mmuuaahLkiss:

 

[Pixie Mischief]

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hehe... whatda...



anyway nice to meet you...

I think you are very beautiful...

What a CUTE !!! AV...

mmuuaahLkiss:

aww geez makin me blush now

 

[Gusty Wind]

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aww geez makin me blush now

You truely a beauty dear....mmm...

What a sweet~Cute~face you've got...

mmuuahhehe... wink**

And my friend... "blushing" is a GGGreat```

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And is very very sexy feelings tOO !!...giggles..*

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[lovetoread]

First off, I know where you can download alot of short clips of movies, but no long free ones.

Unless you get kazaa, bearshare, etc and find some on there. Those are easy to get.

Secondly anal sex is not something I have had nor do I have any short term plans to have it.

Threats would never work.

Maybe you could buy a strap on and let her do you, to show that you are willing to try and experiment with anal sex.

 

[AardRiven]

You know, I just noticed, and I'm curious, why would you make handle 'I will hit you', I mean isnt it odd??? And I mean odd in a bad way dude.

 

[Guest]

You should tell your wife, give me anal sex, or I go get a hooker, and she'll give it to you.

You're not married, are you?

 

[Pixie Mischief]

You're not married, are you?

I talked to him in PM and he seemed really nice. he has the same disability as me.

If my BF something like that to me LOL I'd be like well sweety go find another place to stay LOL

I dont mind that BF demands sex, he wont ask he just takes it. But I still can say No if I wish to. and thats very different then an altematum. thats not right at all. you want the partner to do it because she WISHES to not out of fear of you going after someone else.

 

[Guest]

You know, I just noticed, and I'm curious, why would you make handle 'I will hit you', I mean isnt it odd??? And I mean odd in a bad way dude.

My first thought upon opening this thread was a very similar question. I thought, "What the fuck?!?"

 

[Mr. Allnite]

What disability?

I talked to him in PM and he seemed really nice. he has the same disability as me.

If my BF something like that to me LOL I'd be like well sweety go find another place to stay LOL

I dont mind that BF demands sex, he wont ask he just takes it. But I still can say No if I wish to. and thats very different then an altematum. thats not right at all. you want the partner to do it because she WISHES to not out of fear of you going after someone else.

What disability are you talking about, if you don't mind.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Re: What disability?

What disability are you talking about, if you don't mind.

a condition called Osteogenesis Imperfecta. its genetic causes my bones to be fragile, cant walk and it also affects my height.

 

[Gusty Wind]

HA..!!!

What kind of fucking name is that fuck !!

HA !!

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HA !!

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play nice and kind... and loving...

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and..NOT !!! A !!! S E X Y ~ * name...at all...awww...poor you...

and... I am speechless...... awww... you.. dume ass... sigh !!

what's makes you HIT ??? huh???????????? aww shit !!

well... anyhOOO...hehe... non of my busness... fuck *

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and I have a twenty~two~pounds. BIG~BIRD*...

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Christmas... you know...

and.....so...i have to... and...

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[Guest]

I think I just got a headache.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

OMG cute ferret!! I have one to hehe

 

[Guest]

Thank you. Her name is Bonnie. Her brother is Clyde.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

I was told that 2 ferrets together dont get along and fight alot.


my ferret steals everything bad boy. mom named him bear not sure why


lol bonnie and clyde uh? LOL

you know the name "I will hit you" is quiet offensive. hed be in trouble if he hit me, mom her bf, and my 230 lbs bf (who doenest live with me ) would see to it! but knowing my BF the dude would sufer quiet abit lol