Sex with a Hot Dog...

does anyone read The Onion ? There's a column there called "savage love" and a few weeks ago it featured masturbation horror stories and there were several female stories involving hot dogs. amusing and somewhat gross... that's not a food i find particularly erotic
 
You run away from a kiss with me, and now you contemplate sex with hotdogs!

Silly silly man
 
Guru said:

Did I run away? I don't think I did... I just didn't pursue it.

Still looking for that pic!

Come here then honey... I'll still give ya a big one.
 
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