Sex Toys and the Afterlife

[BlackShanglan]

I'm just not sure I could contain my ennui and annoyance if they only trotted out (ha ha) the old basics. Blowfish has spoiled me for the simpler things in life. Do they bring anything genuinely interesting to those sorts of things, or is it just the usual selection of Magic Wands and jelly and plastic toys that one can find pretty much anywhere on the Internet?

Personally, I have a marked love of the heavy, solid toys - metal and glass. They look so much more beautiful as well.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

I actually was invited to one of those so-called lingerie and "other stuff" parties. I should've gone just to be really blunt about everything and make witty comments. Unfortunately the party was being hosted by someone that Carson and I both hate. This is a person I can't imagine having sex and would rather not even discuss sex with. Though it would've been fun if Carson went with me. I'd love to hear his sex toy commentary in a room full of soccer moms.

Ew. Please, no.

All I can say at the moment is....


Mooooooo! ( apologies to our cow brethren. And to sex toys everywhere and the people who love them. )