Sex toy alternatives

[hugh_jarce69]

This was back in the 90's when satellite tv first started. I can remmber many people getting motorised dishes so they could scan for other satellites from Europe which showed more porn

Do you remember ‘LiveTV’ ?

 

[SirSparky]

Do you remember ‘LiveTV’ ?

Yeah that rings a bell lol

 

[Japansurfer]

My go-to as a horny, resentful virgin waiting for the perfect boy: https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME14S9ST

I heard the other way round can be interesting (from ex mistress)

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Yeah that rings a bell lol

Ringing the bell.

Is that another name for jerking?

 

[EmmAgain]

I heard the other way round can be interesting (from ex mistress)

Ouch!

I was struggling to take a couple of clumsy boys’ fingers back then. I think the brush handle was quite ambitious enough, thank you!

 

[Japansurfer]

Ouch!

I was struggling to take a couple of clumsy boys’ fingers back then. I think the brush handle was quite ambitious enough, thank you!

lol. I guess she had a threshold that I never found!

 

[hugh_jarce69]

lol. I guess she had a threshold tha

Ouch!

I was struggling to take a couple of clumsy boys’ fingers back then. I think the brush handle was quite ambitious enough, thank you!

I remember watching a documentary once about New York call girls. This one chap, in his 70's, used to visit a girl who would rub a cheese grater over the end of his knob!!!!

I've heard of knob-cheese, but fuck that

 

[Davidishot69]

My go-to as a horny, resentful virgin waiting for the perfect boy: https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME14S9ST

Something about a hairbrush is so hot

 

[Carson19820]

A baton/billy club worked great for the wife. But her go-to is a cucumber. A big cucumber

 

[PeteyPP]

Picked up a couple nice cucumbers tonight might just have to see if I can convince my girl to try one. The ones nice and bumpy. I'm sure it will make her cum hard.

 

[NightBirdNYC]

I enjoy Belgian cucumbers, bananas and zucchini’s as they are great supplements to my toy…
https://vlix.io/video/79c71410cb320fc09477/

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I enjoy Belgian cucumbers, bananas and zucchini’s as they are great supplements to my toy…
https://vlix.io/video/79c71410cb320fc09477/

another hot vid. So much liquid. Love how your nipples are so hard

 

[subdudeme13]

I enjoy Belgian cucumbers, bananas and zucchini’s as they are great supplements to my toy…
https://vlix.io/video/79c71410cb320fc09477/

Can I have a nibble?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What about condiments?

Freshly-skinned ginger root is a classic for a reason (Look up figging if you're unaware) - put it out of contact and the 'burn' will fade quickly unless you're allergic. (Not sure? Test somewhere LESS sensitive first!)

Listerine or toothpaste some swear by and more swear at. Water cools this down quickly, but don't overuse, long-term or particularly intense usage can inflame regular skin, to say nothing if you're sensitive. (Test before play!)

Lubricants - everything from butter (frozen hard butter can be fun to melt on a 'willing' sub! - Just ware freezer burn, it's annoying to wait for healing if you screw up) to hair conditioner, not just the alchemical mishmosh of lubes intentionally made for sexplay.

 

[SirSparky]

Often used 'other' lubricants such as body lotion, hand lotion, cream, squirty cream, yoghurt etc

 

[lowcollar]

Zucchini, corn on the cob, cucumbers, ice, beer or wine bottles, electric toothbrush, baton, baseball bat, hair brush, olive oil, crisco, butter, etc etc

 

[lilsissyboi]

https://sendvid.com/9ku0deof
https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME15MZZ0
https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME15MZYZ