Sex toy alternatives

[LookN2Talk]

I have use a baseball bat, both ends on my wife, a 4 D battery mag lite

wwhhaaaaaaaaaa

 

[calmlikeabomb]

Had an affair with my maid a long time ago. Lots of kitchen utensils and long thin cucumbers were used and much fun was had by all. Also, wet wash cloths for smacking purposes. Can't recommend the satisfying thwack enough.

 

[fma20fma]

self made formed candle shade painful to insert into rectum and sit on a hard chair to chat with horny guys

 

[EoghanDubhara]

For this thread, I want to talk about sex toys that aren't sex toys. Me and my partner liked to use this baton.I bought years ago, she likes to ride the handle and pop the fat knob in and out of her pussy, she loves the way it rubs her g-spot. We keep it thoroughly cleaned, but cover it with a condom before using.And as the picture illustrates, I like to strap it to the bench straight up so she can ride it. This leaves her hands free. What do you her spouse are significant other use to play with when no sex toys are available?
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I have a huge fantasy about a cop inserting one of these into my soaked, tight pussy! Like, a power play in a cnc type fantasy. Oh my, this makes me so wet. I thought I was the only one who thought of this! Thank you for sharing. Now I'm soaked.

 

[EoghanDubhara]

She has also used the D battery maglite. The 3 battery is a nice length.

That's hot! I don't think it would fit in my pussy, but now I'm fantasizing.

 

[NightBirdNYC]

A nice Belgian cucumber can come in handy!
https://vlix.io/video/1ed0583367a12a79a9ef/

 

[STRC]

She has also used the D battery maglite. The 3 battery is a nice length.

"PR-24 and a Maglite.........do I detect any law enforcement references............up against the wall and spread'm! Or I demand a strip search..........?

 

[STRC]

Had an affair with my maid a long time ago. Lots of kitchen utensils and long thin cucumbers were used and much fun was had by all. Also, wet wash cloths for smacking purposes. Can't recommend the satisfying thwack enough.

Do the wet wash cloths leave no marks???

 

[KyleR215]

As a young man, I experimented with ass play with myself and had used the handle of a screwdriver, the handle of my sister's hairbrush, a magic marker.

 

[LookN2Talk]

Okay, okay, I have to ask. Don't some of these crazy things hurt? I mean oooouuuccchhhhh.

 

[calmlikeabomb]

Do the wet wash cloths leave no marks???

If you twirl them like a croissant, then they might. Otherwise they don't if you (unless you are quite rough). Dipping them in water makes them heavier, so slower, more deliberate strikes make a more satisfying sound, but the impact is spread over a greater surface area so the pain is more evenly distributed. Plus the thwacking sound is more satisfying.

 

[Not Normal]

I bought a leather coat at a resale shop recently. It has a waist belt that I had no intention on wearing with the coat. I stashed it in my bedroom for 'later activities.' The next time we were having play time I told my wife I had a surprise. I told her to keep looking forward (and she is a good girl and did as told) while I started whip he beautiful ass will. I is long enough to fold a few times and have it be more of an impact feel, or using just the end for more of a whip.

 

[magicalmoments]

My wife used to enjoy it when I fucked her hard and fast with a large courgette. It was the thickness she went for, not the length. Crazy orgasms.

 

[easyoff]

A sink plunger with a 9 inch handle stuck to the shower wall.

 

[PeteyPP]

Dollar tree has a lot of fun items to use

 

[load69]

Cucumbers are great
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[Bookiegirl]

She has also used the D battery maglite. The 3 battery is a nice length.

Just have to remember there is no “ give “ to it and it’s way too smooth for my liking

 

[PeteyPP]

Just have to remember there is no “ give “ to it and it’s way too smooth for my liking

What do you prefer

 

[Bookiegirl]

What do you prefer

Pressing down onto His base

 

[EmmAgain]

My go-to as a horny, resentful virgin waiting for the perfect boy: https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME14S9ST

 

[SirSparky]

Just off to Marks and Spencer to buy some long, thin carrots for our Valentine's Day sex marathon.

Carrots are good. My ex wife loved having 2 or 3 carrots in her ass as I fucked her from behind. Have also used a Cucumber in her pussy

 

[sarahbear85]

I had a previous partner that was very interested in making me cum with everyday things

 

[jonnoback]

Sometimes you have to be resourceful

 

[IrreverendBoob]

My go-to as a resentful virgin: https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME14S9ST

If it works for you, that's all that counts. Enjoy it and experiment/expand as opportunity and inspiration permit.

 

[SirSparky]

I had a previous partner that was very interested in making me cum with everyday things

Loved to use every day objects with my ex wife. Everything from veggies, kitchen utensils, beer bottles, Deodorant cans and much more