Sex Test (bring your number 2 pencil)

[Lasz]

Yeah I think this is on the high side.
I am sitting here a 21 year old virgin and I am going to lose it in the back seat of a car?

7 people, yeah right haha. I haven't been able to get any for this long and suddenly I will get 7, that is a good one.

Not only that I will fall in love with more then half of them. 4!!!!

Most of you people will only fall in love with 3 people and sleep with about 30?
yet I get 7 and fall in love with 4?

Guess im just a lover.

Laz

 

[JazzManJim]

*WTF? I'm not the energizer bunny!*
I'm 32, and I am going to have 32 more lovers?

You should probably get started, then. Try to group them in threes or fours. Drink plenty of liquids and keep high-energy foods nearby.

 

[Summery]

You should probably get started, then. Try to group them in threes or fours. Drink plenty of liquids and keep high-energy foods nearby.

LMAO! That was one thing left on my list to try Group SEX!!!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

6 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
6 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt.



No women ?!?!?
What a bust !!!

I so will do it with a woman ... I can feel it !!

 

[Guest]

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Aphrodisiac - I'm really a woman, just trapped in this mans body, honest!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Aphrodisiac - I'm really a woman, just trapped in this mans body, honest!

Hmmm ..... I don't know about that ... *looking ever so closely @ your av ... *I see some thing swinging ....down there...

 

[Juspar Emvan]

That's just my child bearing hips and strap ong dong. You gotta believe me.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

That's just my child bearing hips and strap ong dong. You gotta believe me.

I don't know ....

In order for me to belive such a thing ... I would have to do a full body exam... just to make sure you are telling me the truth .... you know what I mean....

 

[Summery]

The info on your 51 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
51 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
You have a hard time deciding between love and lust.

That's a lot of fucking to look forward to.

Better hop on it

Wow! 51 future sex partners? Damn girl. I thought I had it bad with 32 more to go.......

I'm telling you ORGY!!!!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I don't know ....

In order for me to belive such a thing ... I would have to do a full body exam... just to make sure you are telling me the truth .... you know what I mean....

I think that can be arranged. I'd hate to deceive you.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I think that can be arranged. I'd hate to deceive you.

I don't like to be deceived ... so whenever you like ...

My door is always open ... come @ your leisure...

You are more then welcome ....

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Seems I always come at my leisure, ain't no one else offering me their leasure to come at.

But you give me some contact details, and perhaps my leisure can be yours.

 

[ohiobbw]

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


7 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 20,
in the backseat of a car.





The info on your 7 future sex partner(s):
5 of them will be female
2 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
You have a hard time deciding between love and lust.




well I have less than 8 months to find someone and fuck them in the backseat of a car. Interesting test though. And I'll have more female partners then male.

 

[phrodeau]

I guess I was supposed to use the #2 pencil to close all the pop-up ads. I counted fourteen of them.

Odd that I was never polled whether I'm currently in love or not. I like to think that would have a strong effect on the end results.

 

[scylis]

2 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 22,
in your own bed.

The info on your 2 future sex partner(s):
2 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship

 

[Draco]

Please form a queue to the left and take a number

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

58 people!

The info on your 33 future sex partner(s):
30 of them will be female
3 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
You have a 73% chance of cheating on your next partner.

Damn I'm a slut......

 

[OldAllisWD45]

Must be why I have never had a complaint

okay I die in 18 years and I have 4 more lovers......... sounds like I am going to have a little fun at least!!


Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

7 people!

Including the 3 you've already had sex with,
that makes 4 new lovers!



The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):

4 of them will be female

0 of them will be male

And you will actually love 2 of them!

It is very likely that you are an excellent lover.

 

[BigDawg69]

Interesting:

I'll have 2 more partners both female, and I'll fall in love with one of them.

I also have a 56% chance of dieing during sex!


Nothing about a duck though . . .

 

[SweetBrat73]

This test is so stupid

Sex with 35 partners.

I'll have sex with 15 new partners...that's not counting the ones I've already had sex with.

1 will be female
14 male
I'll love one of them.

I do believe my SO will be upset with that outcome LoL



Brat

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

yay finaly someone else in the under 5 club.

you know i find this strange.
at the end of the statistics everyone got a comment, gilrs like you, you may die dureing sex etc...

know what I got?
Enjoy your future.

 

[Wave_Rider]

know what I got?
Enjoy your future. [/B]

The beach boy chuckles.......lets see...according to the experts....I'll have 68 new lovers.......all Female (whew, West Hollywood is just a few miles away...bad shudder). I will fall in love with 3 of them. (Didn't mention if all 3 will be on the same night.....GRRRRRRRRRRR.

So Fly, how do I interpret my closing line from the test: You really really love SEX TOYS?