Sex so hard that it hurts [funny]

[DarkSollat]

I'd like to read a story where a couple fucks so hard that they physically hurt each other (or almost do that). BUT. I don't want it to be written seriously, like people crying, writhing in agonizing pain, calling for ambulance or something. I want it to be written on less serious note, like "oh you bad boy, you broke my pelvis".

The need inspired by this fragment of Big Twisted Sis:

"Okay ... it's your turn you little shit ... thrust your hips up into me ... fuck me bro ... fuck me ... fuck my cunt ... fuck your sister's cunt you piece of shit... fuck it... go on fuck it... fuck it hard and fast... uh huh... that's it... ram it... split me open you fuck... ooooo yes... fuck me... fuck me... fuck the snot out of me... come on you piece of shit... fuck me hard... harder... aren't you mad at me?... aren't you pissed off for what I'm doing to you?... for all the degrading humiliating names I'm calling you?... come on you son of a bitch... get mad... get mad or I'll shock you... get angry with me... get pissed off... take out all your anger on me with that cock... vent out all your frustrations on me and FUCK MY CUNT GOD DAMN IT!"

"Okay you fucking bitch, you asked for it!"

Then I lost all control. I began thrusting my pelvis skyward, trying to almost go through my sister. I was crashing violently into her until our bones connected. With each thrust I nearly lifted her off the bed. As gravity took over she came plummeting back down only to be met half way be another bone crushing upward thrust. The thunder clap of our bodies connecting reverberated throughout my room and was only slightly over ridden by the sound of my sister's painful cries.

"Ahhhhh FUCK!... oh my god!... you're killing me... FUUUUUUUCK!... that's it little brother... fuck me so hard your cock goes out my mouth... put me in the hospital you fuck... do damage to me... come on you fucking piece of shit... make it hurt... come on... FUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEE!"