Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Anyone remember me talking about the sexy arborist??
He’s been here all day with his crew, cutting down trees.
When he arrived at 7:30 this morning he brought me a muffin. That means he wants to fuck me, right?

I’ve been in fantasy land all day.

Yes, I remember this vaguely...

A muffin, you say?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes. But everyone does so it's a given.

 

[morelikeasong]

Yes, I remember this vaguely...

A muffin, you say?

https://voca.ro/1dTHqOvOkTIS

 

[UnquietDreams]

No cheeks but yes cleavage

Yeah, that is a pretty sure way to get a muffin.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think I need a drink.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/p3wMMqkPBFqsEGI32T/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d77059b623f784bb813075eb87a3ab540070b71cff&ep=v1_user_favorites&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Sigh...

 

[SWR101]

https://voca.ro/1dTHqOvOkTIS

Okay, that’s a little too on the nose. Also, love your laugh

 

[Silver_Arrow]

https://voca.ro/1dTHqOvOkTIS

That laugh though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm sure we can prove this with statistics. Hands up everyone who wants to fuck @morelikeasong

 

[UnquietDreams]

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And I sang that again.

 

[SWR101]

That laugh though.

Right, she’s killing me today!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Where’s the eye roll reaction when you need it.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve witnessed many thirsty days by you, but the day your tree crew was there was thirstiest you’ve ever been.

You that day

https://media1.tenor.com/m/nbv26MlX4WkAAAAd/drinking-muddy-water-primal-survivor.gif

Wanna come trim my bushes? Bring your chainsaw.

 

[Bry1313]

https://voca.ro/1dTHqOvOkTIS

The want to run train. It’s just facts

 

[Bry1313]

Bry points out: “people here pile on annoyingly”

The people : The mean girls proceed to annoyingly pile on

Can I get a ruling on the most disingenuous shocked face? I can’t decide if it’s @Wand3rlust or @lavendersilk

We may have a shared gold medal situation with GB and the USA.

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/1kDPkwxmkOAAAAAC/your-happy-workplace-wendy-conrad.gif

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/10/yessssss.gif

 

[Bry1313]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/zzr2iK19S2oAAAAC/community-et-tu-brute.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anyone remember me talking about the sexy arborist??
He’s been here all day with his crew, cutting down trees.
When he arrived at 7:30 this morning he brought me a muffin. That means he wants to fuck me, right?

I’ve been in fantasy land all day.

Damn Lit blocking dropbox...

Let's try this joke again....

Yes, I remember this vaguely...

 

[BrendaBear]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/zzr2iK19S2oAAAAC/community-et-tu-brute.gif

I don't know that "brute" is a bad thing....

https://media1.tenor.com/m/EEYD3eKO9LgAAAAC/strength-rip.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

Damn Lit blocking dropbox...

Let's try this joke again....

Yes, I remember this vaguely...

https://media.tenor.com/UmnaQHgZiX0AAAAM/sorry.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am a little allergic to bananas.

Oh, but that laugh...

 

[Bry1313]

Wanna come trim my bushes? Bring your chainsaw.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Yn8seeb2IR4AAAAd/sexy-gardener-but-im-a-cheerleader.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/1dTHqOvOkTIS

There's your sign.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/127JeHZl15PRII/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91kfdt83rumy82faltv71brpctyzperg9395gkihxx&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[BrendaBear]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Yn8seeb2IR4AAAAd/sexy-gardener-but-im-a-cheerleader.gif

Is it just me... or is having a little trouble getting that thing started... I mean... it does work, right?

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Yn8seeb2IR4AAAAd/sexy-gardener-but-im-a-cheerleader.gif