Sex & Shenanigans

[deft]

Yes if you download the app ..are willing to get the app

I can’t wait! But… my internet is out at the moment… I have not paid this month’s fee… can you help?

 

[deft]

Haaa... same here too just managing my internet browsing

We’re both in the same predicament, then! What a shame! Never mind… have a great day!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Update: Now 14 hours without power, and nary a hint about what to expect from our esteemed utility.

Morning y'all, stay cool if you can, and cross your fingers that maybe we kick back on sometime in the next 24.

 

[Bry1313]

I missed you , Bry.
I was telling someone you were my man crush the other day and suddenly you stopped posting - I thought she'd told you.

Of course they didn’t spill, I’m on the outside of all the gossip, even involving me. I don’t even know which member of your stable you might be referring to.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Hey there internets peoples. I am a real boy who exists in the real world with normal real people. Let's get together on Alta Vista and talk sexy in a normal human way because I'm definitely a normal, regular, human you can trust.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Right?! I mean who among us hasn’t fucked our new boss in a car in the driveway of a house party full of colleagues and been discovered by our other boss, whose car we’re blocking in?

I mean.... I met my partner at work, we became friends, she ..... Mmhm... Yea
That's pretty accurate.... But my boss didn't find out until way after....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey there internets peoples. I am a real boy who exists in the real world with normal real people. Let's get together on Alta Vista and talk sexy in a normal human way because I'm definitely a normal, regular, human you can trust.

Good morning

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Good morning

Good morning [name of user] you look like a sexy [insert gender] and I'm really into you. Let upload Alta Vista into our home PCs with the handy CD-ROM provided and after a mere 3 hour installation time we can be exchanging sexy pictures at up to 2 kilobytes per minute.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yeah, just need to give her my account and routing numbers and then we’re hot to trot.

I'm still waiting on these myself

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pray for me. They want me to do a root canal.

I e had 2 …. Nitrous oxide is your friend

 

[Bry1313]

Pray for me. They want me to do a root canal.

Are you qualified to do that? I’d leave that in the hands of professionals.

 

[vagrantx]

Let's get together on Alta Vista

GAH Otis, you don't deserve the internet!!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

GAH Otis, you don't deserve the internet!!

Why do you think I chose Alta Vista, I love Parks and Rec

 

[vagrantx]

Why do you think I chose Alta Vista, I love Parks and Rec

Yaaas! Probably the show I've re-watched the most

 

[Bry1313]

Yaaas! Probably the show I've re-watched the most

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ayJLqOi7SmcAAAAd/parks-and-recreation-treat-yourself.gif

 

[vagrantx]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ayJLqOi7SmcAAAAd/parks-and-recreation-treat-yourself.gif

Aziz is so fucking funny, I loved him in Parks after only having seen him as the racist apple-salesman in flight of the conchords before!

And Donna being taken on as a permanent cast member after being planned as a bit character was genius!! LOVE!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I missed you , Bry.
I was telling someone you were my man crush the other day and suddenly you stopped posting - I thought she'd told you.

Snitches get stitches

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning [name of user] you look like a sexy [insert gender] and I'm really into you. Let upload Alta Vista into our home PCs with the handy CD-ROM provided and after a mere 3 hour installation time we can be exchanging sexy pictures at up to 2 kilobytes per minute.

Uh. Good morning?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Yaaas! Probably the show I've re-watched the most

It's probably a photo finish between that and New Girl for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's probably a photo finish between that and New Girl for me.

Oh I love New Girl

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Oh I love New Girl

I relate to Nick Miller a LOT

 

[vagrantx]

It's probably a photo finish between that and New Girl for me.

Oh I love New Girl

This scene has lived rent-free in my mind for what, a decade??

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you could live in any fictional universe… which would you pick and why?

 

[deft]

If you could live in any fictional universe… which would you pick and why?

Fraggle Rock, because Doozers.

 

[vagrantx]

If you could live in any fictional universe… which would you pick and why?

Have you read The Egg by Andy Weir? A short story, nay, barely a single page long, but it's stuck with me.

I chose that one.

The universe is but an egg, an incubator made to birth a single god. Every life that's ever lived at any point in time, is a reincarnation
of this infant God. And once s/he's lived every single life in the universe, then s/he's ready to be born.

“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.

“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”