Sex & Shenanigans

Imagine traveling through space … of centuries of time passing without encountering anything … not a single planet.. or star… or anything … just nothingness.
Imagine when eventually the stars get so far apart they're not visible from the earth. That's really going to fuck up the stargazing party I'm throwing for my 100,000th birthday
 
......and then you enter your freshman semester of University in a new state completely? Welcome to my 18th year
@crazychemgirl you laugh but I went from shy never even kissed a girl Sunday school kid to manslut in a matter of weeks! Among my firsts? My floor mate's 38 year old mom....she played dress up with me and a WHOLE lot of educational experience...she had a blue Miata convertible....and now I know red heads are read headed everywhere...and freckles aren't just in cute faces.
 
I was taking some photos for lit and I accidentally posted one to my fucking instagram story!!!!!! 😳😱🫣🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

It was only up for like 15 seconds but I have no idea if anyone saw it before I deleted. I’m dying from embarrassment. RIP.
I did that once... but it was Facebook. Thankfully I realized what I did immediately and it was late at night and I don't think anyone saw it. 🫣
 
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