Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

Maybe the lemon was to entice the eel to go in?

If I'm reading it right, it was in the way of the forceps.... So I think it was to stop it from going back out?

 

[morelikeasong]

If I'm reading it right, it was in the way of the forceps.... So I think it was to stop it from going back out?

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[BrendaBear]

And to think.... I almost was able to happily live my entire life without ever knowing about Eel-Ass.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If I'm reading it right, it was in the way of the forceps.... So I think it was to stop it from going back out?

 

[morelikeasong]

And to think.... I almost was able to happily live my entire life without ever knowing about Eel-Ass.

But, eelass, you are now aware

 

[vagrantx]

And to think.... I almost was able to happily live my entire life without ever knowing about Eel-Ass.

I apologise for forcing my morbid fascination onto everyone. Couldn't stop myself. I had to share this...

 

[vagrantx]

But, eelass, you are now aware

https://j.gifs.com/r0l88W.gif

 

[__Nathan1968]

Remember folks... always use a flared base. And, if you can avoid it, no live animals.
...lemon?


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That’s amore

 

[UnquietDreams]

But, eelass, you are now aware

Regardeelass?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Regardeelass?

irregardless?

 

[vagrantx]

On this note....

What's the bigliest horny-dumb you've ever been?

 

[Wriggle]

On this note....

What's the bigliest horny-dumb you've ever been?

I called it a fanny during the session

 

[UnquietDreams]

irregardless?

I regard eelass?

 

[vagrantx]

I called it a fanny during the session

And you're not english, are you? Oof. oh wait, you are! HAH! Did that devolve into giggles or "wtf"s?

Also, fun fact, there are 10785 women named Fanny in Sweden. And 2 men. Was fairly common half a century ago!

 

[morelikeasong]

What's the bigliest horny-dumb you've ever been?

Leaned over the side of my bed to frantically grab an additional toy but forgot about the… unforgiving nature of the glass inside me . Ouch.

 

[crazychemgirl]

In case you all haven’t heard … I’m taking a turn at Judging you wankers.

I expect nothing short of a wankerific August from you all!

If not, there will be hell to pay.

Post in thread ' Wanker of the Week Awards '
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/🏆-wanker-of-the-week-awards-🏆.1603155/post-99275289

 

[Wriggle]

And you're not english, are you? Oof. Did that devolve into giggles or "wtf"s?

Also, fun fact, there are 10785 women named Fanny in Sweden. And 2 men. Was fairly common half a century ago!

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Yeah I'm English, English, so I was on about her front bottom.

It totally ruined the moment

 

[__Nathan1968]

irregardless?

It was an eel-conceived plan, for sure. A result of the declining morays in the new generation.

 

[vagrantx]

Leaned over the side of my bed to frantically grab an additional toy but forgot about the… unforgiving nature of the glass inside me . Ouch.

oh, dear, no.... no no

https://media.tenor.com/hpB49StFiYMAAAAj/disappointed-emily-prentiss.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

And you're not english, are you? Oof. Did that devolve into giggles or "wtf"s?

Also, fun fact, there are 10785 women named Fanny in Sweden. And 2 men. Was fairly common half a century ago!

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And in the US, "fanny" is gentle slang for "butt." Which caused some issues with a friend flying to London and complaining her "fanny was tired" ...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Leaned over the side of my bed to frantically grab an additional toy but forgot about the… unforgiving nature of the glass inside me . Ouch.

No no no no....

 

[vagrantx]

What's the bigliest horny-dumb you've ever been?

I drunk texted a fling when I was at the club. She was keen. Didn't want to seem to eager, since I was young and dumb, so I said I'd swing by after closing time. Clubs and pubs in Sweden close at 3am. She lived an hour away. 4am. Yeah, she was fast asleep, didn't pick up once I got there, of course...

Ever had a walk of shame without getting lucky?

 

[BrendaBear]

And in the US, "fanny" is gentle slang for "butt." Which caused some issues with a friend flying to London and complaining her "fanny was tired" ...

A former co-worker told me about going to London for a training (he was the trainer) and said to the group of women.. "sit your fanny here" which would have been fine in the US... they all looked at him... horrified.

He didn't make that mistake again.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Leaned over the side of my bed to frantically grab an additional toy but forgot about the… unforgiving nature of the glass inside me . Ouch.

That would be a horrible way to get a womb with a view.

 

[morelikeasong]

That would be a horrible way to get a womb with a view.

Oh god. That’s an unpleasant image. It didn’t go UP. It went like… angled


And, don’t worry everyone, I persevered