Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

@UnquietDreams If ye don't eat yer brussels, ye can't have any boobies! How can ya have any boobies, if ye don't eat yer brussels!? Hey you! Behind the bike shed! Stand still, laddie...

We don’t need no education

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m air frying some brussels sprouts. Just thought everyone would like to know that.

See? Phenomenally sexy!

Not the Brussels sprouts, by the way. They are shrubbery.

 

[positiveflirt]

I’m air frying some brussels sprouts. Just thought everyone would like to know that.

Hey can you buy them all up, so there'll be none left for me? 100%. Whole world's supply. Danke!

 

[UnquietDreams]

@UnquietDreams If ye don't eat yer brussels, ye can't have any boobies! How can ya have any boobies, if ye don't eat yer brussels!? Hey you! Behind the bike shed! Stand still, laddie...

So you are saying if I eat a Bruessels sprout, you will send me boobs? Because that is how I am reading that.

 

[vagrantx]

So you are saying if I eat a Bruessels sprout, you will send me boobs? Because that is how I am reading that.

You know what? If you can prove to us that you cooked and ate your brussels, then yes. You may have a boob.

 

[lavendersilk]

Totally unrelated to the Sexy Gentlemen of Lit discussion...

Uh... no moobs on Titty Tuesday Chest Appreciation thread today?

 

[lavendersilk]

You know what? If you can prove to us that you cooked and ate your brussels, then yes. You may have a boob.

I like how it is singular boob... not boobs.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You know what? If you can prove to us that you cooked and ate your brussels, then yes. You may have a boob.

Lol @ a boob. You get a single tit. Not one tit more!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I like how it is singular boob... not boobs.

Jinx

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes, I just feel a little pretentious using that word for some reason. But that's exactly what it is.

And also, boobs are always fabulous

Oh, I am pretentious. I know from pretentious.

 

[vagrantx]

Lol @ a boob. You get a single tit. Not one tit more!!!

Lol @ a boob. You get a single tit. Not one tit more!!!

I'd say the reward still far outweighs the price

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That's only 9...

We'll chalk it up to you were distracted by that bottle of ranch infront of you!

Assuming the bottle of ranch isn’t #1 on his list was your first mistake…

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To be fair…she cray cray

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Does this mean we’re getting a sequel to The Devil Wears Prada, with a vampire twist?

Just like her, every two or three seconds I'd be glancing down to make sure a nip hasn't slipped out into view.

Fair. I’ve had waves cause nip slips and double nip slips before I mean…not in a hot tub, but ya never know

 

[lavendersilk]

Jinx

You owe me boobs now.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'd say the reward still far outweighs the price

Oh 100%

 

[UnquietDreams]

You know what? If you can prove to us that you cooked and ate your brussels, then yes. You may have a boob.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think this means he’s gonna do a video of cooking and eating … cuz how else could you prove you ACTUALLY ate it.

 

[vagrantx]

https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/i-want-to-play-a-game-jigsaw-saw-movie-remake-posters.jpg

 

[jason28053]

Lol @ a boob. You get a single tit. Not one tit more!!!

She charges more for the pair?

 

[jason28053]

NORMALIZE COMPLIMENTING … I love this. Why does a compliment about something physical have to be sexual or uncomfortable?

Also … normalize complimenting in general.


If you have a sexy brain … like monkey here.. that’s sexy too.

I think sometimes it’s hard to accept a compliment. Like, I don’t know what to do with it. It’s something I strive to improve on.

 

[morelikeasong]

Do you have enough for the whole class?

Absolutely. Come on over.

With a little bit of Parmesan crust and served with some dried cranberries and goat cheese?

Sorry .. lol. I had some like that in a restaurant when I was in Pittsburgh.., fucking heavenly.

Oh I love goat cheese.
But these ones are just simple. Olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whenever I see your name I think of ravioli. Just thought I'd share.

I think of the BBC

 

[crazychemgirl]

Absolutely. Come on over.


Oh I love goat cheese.
But these ones are just simple. Olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic.

Sometimes simple is nice.

 

[lavendersilk]

I think of the BBC

Wow... do I watch too much porn? You are Canadian so... you have that station? The BBC television station?

 

[LupineOne]

Damn. I’m glad I stayed on the road on the way home. Got a little hairy there in a few spots.

 

[vagrantx]

Wow... do I watch too much porn? You are Canadian so... you have that station? The BBC television station?

Did you just change your Lit title to masturbatory or did I just not notice it before with your *ahem*??