Sex & Shenanigans

[angie33]

I can’t eat raw onion … or even cooked onion if I can taste the texture … like caramelized onion … it’s not harsh like raw onion so it’s ok … but then it has a weird texture I can’t get on board with.

It is a texture thing with pineapples plus when my daughter was young spongebob made me dislike pineapple more.

 

[SensualGerund]

I can’t eat raw onion … or even cooked onion if I can taste the texture … like caramelized onion … it’s not harsh like raw onion so it’s ok … but then it has a weird texture I can’t get on board with.

How about fried onions, like on a green bean casserole?

I assume onion rings infuriate you. Those firm bastards hidden in delicious breading.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Derailing the pizza topic just for a bit but this one goes out to @SirConradPeckereye who thinks he can walk off with the family inheritance, well not on my watch sir!View attachment 2308698
You can all go back to the pizza topic now

 

[Btq97]

No pineapple on pizza - tis a hard and fast rule
eww no its bad nasty and wrong

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Derailing the pizza topic just for a bit but this one goes out to @SirConradPeckereye who thinks he can walk off with the family inheritance, well not on my watch sir!View attachment 2308698
You can all go back to the pizza topic now

You already said you didn't want any of it! 'I'd rather have others pay for everything'

Either stick with the sugar daddys or 'fuk off'

 

[Photog1rl]

No pineapple on pizza - tis a hard and fast rule
eww no its bad nasty and wrong

Wow! Such a strong opinion about pineapple?
This is lit. No one cares about pineapple on pizza.

Lies, lies, lies. It’s the debate thst never dies.

 

[JustDave478]

Isn't pineapple a swingers symbol? Or is that a universal thing?

 

[Btq97]

Wow! Such a strong opinion about pineapple?
This is lit. No one cares about pineapple on pizza.

Lies, lies, lies. It’s the debate thst never dies.

Just saying its so so wrong

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow! Such a strong opinion about pineapple?
This is lit. No one cares about pineapple on pizza.

Lies, lies, lies. It’s the debate thst never dies.

Ikr as a general rule I care much less about what people put in their own mouths and focus on what I uhmm put in mine.

You know with one or two exceptions. That do not typically involve pizza. But may involve pineapple.

 

[AuntieDisco]

You already said you didn't want any of it! 'I'd rather have others pay for everything'

Either stick with the sugar daddys or 'fuk off'

I said you can keep the shoebox under the bed, and I get the company! You assumed sugar daddies will pay for me, I never acknowledged it. So you fuk off!

 

[Photog1rl]

Isn't pineapple a swingers symbol? Or is that a universal thing?

Why did my brain go right to some kind of prank porno script?
Involving ordering pineapple pizza and seeing which delivery driver understands the pineapple connection to swingers.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why did my brain go right to some kind of prank porno script?
Involving ordering pineapple pizza and seeing which delivery driver understands the pineapple connection to swingers.

Uhmmm technically , it’s an upside down pineapple that is the swinger symbol. Regular pineapples are just symbols of hospitality.

But that’s mostly only understood on the east coast. That dude at the wine bar in a pineapple Hawaiian shirt is definitely on the prowl.

 

[Photog1rl]

Ikr as a general rule I care much less about what people put in their own mouths and focus on what I uhmm put in mine.

You know with one or two exceptions. That do not typically involve pizza. But may involve pineapple.

From what I've heard on Lit you may want to eat lots of pineapple. If you’re the kind of guy that cares about what he shares.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I said you can keep the shoebox under the bed, and I get the company! You assumed sugar daddies will pay for me, I never acknowledged it. So you fuk off!

Nnnnoooo you said 'you can keep it'.... so I get the inheritance and YOU get others paying for you!

 

[Bry1313]

Friday is tightest. Monday is too caught up in its own head to really let go.

Hey, sweet, we were waiting for someone to answer this 8 month old question…..your answer is tallied

 

[Bry1313]

You could not say more wrong things if you tried

They could besmirch boobs.

 

[Photog1rl]

Uhmmm technically , it’s an upside down pineapple that is the swinger symbol. Regular pineapples are just symbols of hospitality.

But that’s mostly only understood on the east coast. That dude at the wine bar in a pineapple Hawaiian shirt is definitely on the prowl.

And I almost specified but I knew somebody would correct me.
Thanks somebody.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

From what I've heard on Lit you may want to eat lots of pineapple. If you’re the kind of guy that cares about what he shares.

That was indeed what I was implying. Just got sidetracked by swingers. Whom Im Looking forward to seeing at Coachella this year.

 

[Bry1313]

Clearly I woke up today and chose violence

That’s what I told you Cersei.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And I almost specified but I knew somebody would correct me.
Thanks somebody.

You’re a scientist. You know specificity matters.

 

[Photog1rl]

You’re a scientist. You know specificity matters.

But I try to forget that while I'm here.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Nnnnoooo you said 'you can keep it'.... so I get the inheritance and YOU get others paying for you!

Psst! @Bry1313 i need you and @EnbyKnight to put this one out of his misery. I will write you both a big cheque for your services

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But I try to forget that while I'm here.

Well…that’s valid. Scientists can be so pedantic and bor….hey….waitammit!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Science dictates that pizza preferences are personal and thereby we can’t yuck someone else’s yum

 

[Photog1rl]

Science dictates that pizza preferences are personal and thereby we can’t yuck someone else’s yum

We do get each other.